Ultra 2015 Lineup: Phase 1 Announced

January 7, 2015, 12:03 pm

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Phase 1 of the Ultra 2015 music festival in Miami has been announced. Over 100 DJs have already committed to the largest EDM festival in the United States for the 17th edition of UMF.

Check below to see who’s playing, the dates of Ultra 2015, and where it’ll be.

Ultra 2015 Phase 1 Lineup:

This year’s lineup announcement is a little different than it’s been in years past. The headliners have been separated in to DJ Headliners and Live Headliners.

Below those two listings are the additional acts–but in no way, shape, or form are they “lesser acts.” A good number of these guys (and girls) are huge names. That’s just a testament to how big Ultra’s gotten.

Ultra 2015 Dates:

This year, Ultra Music Festival will only be one weekend. Honestly, that’s for the best. We’re not sure if you’ve ever been but the festival itself is absolutely massive. It shuts the whole downtown city of Miami down for the entire weekend.

Ultra 2015 will take place on the weekend of March 27th-29th.

Ultra 2015 Location:

Ultra will take place this year at its normal location–Bayfront Park.

Ultra 2015 Tickets:

Buy Ultra 2015 tickets here. Tickets sell out fast, and there’s only one weekend so get ‘em while you can. General Admission tickets now cost $449.50.

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Chèirf Kouachi, Said Kouachi, Hamyd Mourad: Paris Shooting Terrorists

January 7, 2015, 12:40 pm

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Update: The Guardian is reporting that police have arrested the three suspects. We’ll update as more information comes through.

The Paris police have named Hamyd Mourad (18) and brothers Chèrif Kouachi (32) and Said Kouachi (34), as suspects in the Paris terrorist shooting of newspaper Charlie Hebdo.

These are the men reportedly responsible for the murder of 12 innocents, including two policemen. They are alleged to have carried out the attack with AK-47s and RPGs.

The Hamyd Mourad, Cherif Kouachi, and Said Kouachi were named in the report (below) by Paris police, issued at night. The report’s written in French, but it essentially states who they are, when they were born, and what they’ve been doing.

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 Said Kouachi:

Said and his brother are both French-Algerian, born in Paris.

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Cherif Koucahi:

Cherif Kouachi is allegedly already well-known to police. Between 2003-2005, he actively encouraged others to fight in Iraq and was arrested in 2005 while trying to leave for Iraq. Cherif was sentenced to three years, including eighteen months suspended sentence.

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32 Unintentionally Hilarious Neon Sign FAILs [PHOTOS]

January 7, 2015, 1:28 pm

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If you’re spending tens of thousands of dollars on an expensive neon sign to say “Hey look at me,” you better make sure that you’re sign is looking good, and not, say, look like you’re asking people to “Do Drugs” or stare at your “Black anus.”

We don’t own any neon signs per say, we’re just guessing that’s best practice.

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January 7, 2015, 2:39 pm

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We’re not sure exactly what the whole trend with drinking poo water is recently, but we’re really not liking it. First it was Bill Gates and the Janicki Omniprocessor (which turns sludge into energy and water) and now we’ve got a documentary coming from VICE Japan about a medicinal wine made from children’s poop called Ttongsul. But worry everybody, this child has taken medication to ensure it doesn’t have ringworm.

No joke, this is twenty minutes of your day well spent. Especially because the woman throws it back up.

It’s a fantastic tale of a crazy Korean medicine man upset that children’s poo wine is no longer a thing and a cool reporter who doesn’t know if she can follow through with drinking said poo wine.

Sienna Miller: 22 Hottest GIFs

January 7, 2015, 3:09 pm

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We’ve been crushing on Sienna Miller for years and despite being a household name in the UK, she’s yet to achieve the star status she deserves stateside. Excitedly so, we are certain this is all about to change.  This month, Sienna is starring in two high-profile releases Foxcatcher and American Sniper, with a slew of films coming down the pipeline in 2015.  In addition, she just signed on to replace Emma Stone in Cabaret on Broadway next month.  The truth is she’s as talented as she is hot.  And as you’ll see from Sienna’s 22 Hottest GIFS, we’re happy watching her do just about anything.

Check Out Sienna Miller’s Hottest Photos Here

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January 8, 2015, 5:00 am

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Liam Neeson and Jimmy Fallon had an epic arm-wrestling duel on The Tonight Show, and it was pretty great–even if the idea was probably sitting around and waiting to get used with Chuck Norris or Sylvester Stallone or some other guest. Actually, it would’ve been a really cool idea for Sylvester Stallone. Jimmy could bring upStallone’s 1987 arm-wrestling movie Over the Top for a really neat reference.

That might still happen. The Tonight Show isn’t shy about recycling high concepts nowadays. The producers also aren’t shy about hoping for viral videos. We don’t want to give away too much about the antics regarding the Taken 3 star here, but it’s a lot more fun than you might expect…

People’s Choice Awards, 2015: Heidi Klum And The Hottest Red Carpet Photos

January 8, 2015, 5:30 am

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Heidi Klum made a helluva impression at the 2015 People’s Choice Awards, and we can’t even remember if she was nominated for anything. We can’t remember any of the People’s Choice Awards winners for 2015, either. Frankly, it was kind of hard to concentrate after certain celebs were done hitting the red carpet. [photo: Christopher Polk/Getty]

We have lots of photos of Heidi Klum here, though–including a pic of Heidi getting serenaded by Brad Paisley. We mostly were dazzled by the red carpet, though. Check out hostess Kat Dennings, plus amazing turns by Jessica Alba and Malin Akerman. Taylor Swift also dazzled with some awesome sideboob, and don’t forget other People’s Choice faves like Olga Fonda. You get all that and more to ogle below…

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January 8, 2015, 6:10 am

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You won’t be seeing this Newcastle commercial amongst all the big brand advertisers during this year’s Super Bowl XLIX broadcast, but you’ll be wishing you were.  In Newcastle’s “Chores” (Un)Official Snack Chip Contest Submission spot, they take direct aim at Doritos by pretending to crash a “Crash the Super Bowl” contest by an unnamed snack-chip maker. The end result is a great deal funnier than anything we’ve seen from the past Doritos campaigns.

[H/T Adweek]

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WATCH: Jon Stewart Discuss Charlie Hebdo On “Daily Show” [VIDEO]

January 8, 2015, 6:16 am

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Jon Stewart used his monologue on The Daily Show to talk about the attack on Charlie Hebdo in Paris, France. Watch his powerful message below.

Here’s a quick transcript of what he said:

“Very few people go into comedy as an act of courage, mainly because it shouldn’t have to be that. It shouldn’t be an act of courage, it should be taken as established law. But those guys at Hebdo had it, and they were killed for their cartoons, a stark reminder that–for the most part–the legislators and journalists and institutions that we jab and ridicule are not in any way the enemy…. This type of violence only clarifies that reality.”

City Of St. Louis Worried Rams Owner Stan Kroenke Isn’t Answering Their Calls

January 8, 2015, 6:36 am

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The city of St. Louis says that they have a problem ahead of them. After Rams owner Stan Kroenke announced plans on Monday to build a NFL stadium in Los Angeles, it looked very possible that the team would be moving west sooner than later. That possibility appears to be growing since city officials said on Wednesday that Kroenke isn’t returning their calls and Missouri governor Jay Nixon said that “St. Louis is an NFL city. I don’t think it’s too late to keep the Rams.”

This is forcing the city to work directly with the NFL trying to keep the Rams in town or getting another team to move to town. The fact that Kroenke isn’t returning calls is the most troubling part of the story. He clearly wants to move the team out west with his new stadium and may even have the Rams play in a temporary stadium while the other one is built.

The question that will be asked now though is what happens if the Rams do indeed move? Is an existing team going to move to St. Louis? Does the NFL decide to add an expansion team for St. Louis and possibly another team in the process? The team has sold out every game for a long time until their recent struggles without a winning record in over a decade. Something big is about to happen in St. Louis and who knows what the conclusion will be.

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January 8, 2015, 7:07 am

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Get a load of this cigar-smoking, gallon-hat-wearing, Texan man named Kinky Friedman who’s got the cojones to call Jerry Jones and Chris Christie homosexuals on ESPN’s Outside The Lines.

You might not know it, but Kinky’s well-loved down in Texas. Known around the state as being a musician and satirist, he founded a band called the Texas Jewboys.

Frankly, we’re of the mindset that this whole Chris Christie Cowboys fan thing is overblown–even though we published on it–but we’re just happy that it went on long enough to hear Jerry Jones be called a “latent homosexual” on national television.

WATCH: Cherif Kouachi Rap Video From 2005 [VIDEO]

January 8, 2015, 7:24 am

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Video of Cherif Kouachi, one suspect in the Charlie Hebdo attack, rapping has emerged.

Police have named Cherif Kouachi and his brother Said Kouachi as suspects wanted for the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris, France. Cherif were previously known to police, as he was arrested in 2005 for trying to join jihadists in Iraq.

Both Cherif and his lawyer claimed that Cherif wasn’t a devout Muslim, that he smoked pot, drank, and hung out with girls. This video shows that there might have been a time where this is the case. Sadly, it looks like his opinions on the matter changed for the worse.

Nicki Minaj: 22 Hottest Photos On The Internet

January 8, 2015, 8:19 am

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Nicki Minaj has already taken lots of hot photos in her relatively short rap career, so picking out the 22 hottest was more difficult than you might think. Yes, her albums have sold like crazy, but she’s rubbed some of that off on her own sexy 2015 calendar and numerous magazine covers, including a recent Rolling Stone issue that was shot by photographer Terry Richardson.

She’s also uploaded a buttload of photos to her Instagram account, making her one of the most popular women to follow on social media.

Check out our collection of Nicki Minaj’s 22 hottest photos below.

Terry Richardson Releases Sexy Nicki Minaj Rolling Stone Outtakes

January 8, 2015, 8:41 am

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Photographer Terry Richardson released a selection of hot Nicki Minaj outtakes from the recent Nicki Rolling Stone cover article. The releasing of outtakes has become the norm for “Uncle Terry,” one of photography’s most controversial–but accomplished–professionals. Names like Kate Upton, Miley Cyrus, and Rihanna come to mind.

We’re not sure if this is the same shirt that Nicki posed for that wound up on the cover of Rolling Stone, but we like these new photos much more. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Stars, Stripes, and booty.

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2015 Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders Hottest Instagram Photos

January 8, 2015, 9:58 am

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The Oregon Ducks cheerleaders couldn’t be more excited to root for their team in the 2015 College Football National Championship at AT&T Stadium. This is the big stage that the entire football program–coaches, players, and spirit teams included–have been working towards all year. Similarly, we couldn’t be excited to see them in action. It’s not like Oregon fans are going to need the cheerleaders to get pumped up for such a big game, but no one’s going to be complaining about having them on the field.

You can tell how much being a part of the awesome tradition that is Oregon cheerleading means to these ladies from the great stuff that they’ve been posting to Instagram all year. You can also tell how much fun they have doing it.

We’ve pulled a great selection of the Oregon Ducks cheerleaders’ hottest Instagram photos for you to browse below.

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Candice Swanepoel Posts Marilyn Monroe Look-A-Like Photo

January 8, 2015, 10:03 am

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Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel posted this Marilyn Monroe-esque photo on Instagram today.

We’re big fans of all things Candice-related, but we’re not so certain about this particular move. Our suggestion to Candice would be to stick to swimsuits and lingerie because, well… that’s what she does best.

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Steve Ballmer Dancing To Fergie Gives White Boys Bad Name [VIDEO]

January 8, 2015, 10:59 am

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Fergie gave a surprise performance to the crowd attending the Clippers vs. Lakers game last night, and Clippers owner Steve Ballmer loved it so much he decided to try and dance. You know who didn’t love it? The rest of us white boys who’ve been set back by this ridiculous man and his inability to groove.

Honestly, I love Steve Ballmer. He’s the right man for the right team in the right league. And I’m only half-joking when I say that he looks like an idiot here. But you know what? I don’t think he gives a sh*t what we say. He’s having the time of his life.

You can just hear it in his voice. When he gutterally bellows “La la la la la.” (Turn on the sound in this Vine)

But perhaps my favorite video I’ve seen of this whole thing is this angle here, taken from the side.

Just look at those stanky legs going every which way. And his sidekick just doing exactly what big boss man is doing.

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January 8, 2015, 11:23 am

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What happens when a drone’s battery dies mid-flight? Great question. Judging from this video uploaded today, we can see that drones slowly return to the ground. But what happens if the “ground” they return to is actually a freezing cold pond? That’s exactly the question this new drone owner had to answer.

This is one of the most dramatic thrillers I’ve ever watched.

School Makes Student Remove Tweet About MILF Mom He Wanted To Take To Prom

January 8, 2015, 12:50 pm

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It was a simple wish. Gain 500,000 retweets from the internet and gain his friend’s permission to take her hot mom to high school prom.

But now the school he attends has ruined that wish by asking @AnthonyJPinnisi to remove the Tweet, thereby crushing what was probably the boldest move we’ve seen from a high schooler in a long time.

That’s a screenshot of the conversation that Anthony (who goes by TONE–of course) had with his friend concerning prom. The screenshot, along with the MILF’s photos, started immediately going viral after Anthony got word out that this might actually be possible.

Until this happened.

School administrators just ruining everything holy on this planet. Now this kid’s dreams are dead. We’ll just have to remember this moment in internet what-could-have-been history with these photos of said MILF.

UVA Reinstates Greek Life, Announces New Fraternity Party Rules

January 8, 2015, 1:51 pm

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As you may know by now, UVA suspended all fraternity activities after Rolling Stone published an article detailing a rape that probably didn’t happen. Now that the Fall semester is officially over, UVA is ready to resume all things fraternity so long as the fraternities sign an agreement that details new rules regarding security. These rules were devised by UVA’s Greek leadership councils.

Here are the new rules:

• There must be 3 “sober and lucid” fraternity brothers at each party hosted by a fraternity. One of these brothers must have a key to each room in the house, and this brother must be standing near the stairs to bedrooms. Another sober and lucid brother must be standing where drinks are served.

• Pre-mixed drinks and beverages (jungle juice) are now prohibited. Every beverage must be poured or opened in front of the drinker by a sober brother.

• If there are a larger number of guests than fraternity brothers at the party, an IFC-approved third-party security must be hired to monitor the entrance. Similarly, this security guard must be presented with a printed guest list before the party begins.

• Bottled water must be available at one of the drink stations.

It might seem like a lot, but these rules are pretty standard. No jungle juice? That’s an issue but whatever. Sober brothers is also kind of a bummer, seeing as how that’s really what pledges are for.

The fraternities have until January 16th to sign the agreement.