Brendan Dassey has had a couple of rough years, there’s no doubt about it. Not as rough a time as Teresa Halbach, the woman who he’s accused of murdering, but we’re not so cruel as to be blind to the fact that Dassey didn’t exactly get a fair trial. Anyone who watched Making A Murderer can attest to that. In fact, this week it was announced that U.S. Magistrate William Duffin demanded that Brendan Dassey be released from jail this Friday by 8:00 P.M. because his constitutional rights were violated during the murder investigation.

Of course, Magistrate Duffin is not saying that Dassey’s necessarily innocent, he’s just saying that the Manitowoc County resident should get a fair shot at a fair trial. One of the key pieces of evidence used in the trial for Brendan Dassey’s conviction was the confession that Dassey gave to investigators, which I think we can all agree was pretty messed up. It definitely sounded like a coerced confession.

So things were looking pretty good for Dassey and his family this week, until the Wisconsin state Attorney General Brad Schimel filed an emergency motion last night to stop Dassey from getting supervised release. He’s asking for a panel of judges to review the release of Dassey. From Uproxx:

Rather than let Brendan walk free, Schimel has filed an emergency motion with the 7th circuit court of appeals, asking a panel of judges to review the case and rule on whether Brendan’s release was handled correctly. The good news in all of this? If the 7th Circuit doesn’t rule on this by Friday night, Brendan Dassey will be released regardless. The bad news, though, is he’ll have their ruling hanging over his head and he could end up back in jail within days or weeks if the 7th Circuit rules against him.

Update: Dassey’s stay has actually been approved, so while the state investigates the appeal, he’ll actually have to remain in jail. Guess Wrestlemania isn’t happening this year Brendan Dassey. Maybe next time.

Just in case you’re not on board with the fact that Dassey’s confession is definitely fishy, you can feel free to watch the full interview/investigation in the videos below.

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According to the late, great Aaliyah and 78-year-old Robert Scott, age ain’t nothing but a number. Last Saturday, the elderly man from Houston, Texas was outside a DoubleTree hotel in Kenner, Louisiana when an attractive young woman caught his eye. Scott approached the 29-year-old woman with some real smooth game, but surprisingly, she wasn’t having it.

Via The Smoking Gun:

“You look like a model, we should go out. I can treat you real well,” Scott told the woman, according to police. “No thank you, I have a boyfriend,” the woman replied.

When the woman–who, cops say, was attending “a class for aspiring models” at the hotel–did not jump at the retiree’s offer of a date, Scott instead suggested a “sugar daddy” arrangement. From there, Scott’s overtures took on a sexual tone, as first reported by The Times-Picayune.

The offended woman responded by telling the elderly pickup artist to “Please get out of my face.”

Scott did not handle the rejection well. Police allege that Scott unfastened his buckle and dropped his pants and underwear to the ground, introducing the victim to his not-so-super moon. “Okay, I’ll get out of your face,” said Scott, who allegedly exposed “his anus, buttocks, and part of his genitals” to the victim.

While it didn’t work out in the slightest, I gotta say I respect the hell out of Scott for mooning her. After she very clearly turned him down several times, Scott really only had two options. He could admit defeat and slink away to lick his wounds or he could pull down his pants and show her the goods. It was a Hail Mary for sure, but all Rico Suave dudes like Scott know that it’s always best to go down swinging. Desperate times call for exposed genitals.

Scott was arrested for obscenity and booked into Jefferson Parish Correctional Center on a $5,000 bond. But because fortune favors the bold, Scott was released on Tuesday without paying bond due to overcrowding at the jail. Things are looking up, Bobby!

Eeeeesh. Bad visual. A couple of months after Speaker Paul Ryan took a famously white-washed selfie, Mike Pence decided that now that he’s the VP, he had to one-up Ryan’s bitch ass. Unsurprisingly, many Twitter users think the photos are uncannily similar to the photo at the end of the classic 1980 horror film The Shining.

Look, I don’t think this was on purpose, or that there is any intentional racism involved here. It essentially boils down to the fact that this photo is filled with strictly white faces and it looks hilarious.

However, there is ONE black guy in the photo. Can you find him? I’ll give you a second.

Give up yet? Okay. Ready? Here he is!

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Yupppp…. that tiny spec alllll the way in the top left corner. Yup, that’s the only black person in this entire picture. And people wonder why there’s just a disconnect in this country …

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Carl Conyers is the son of U.S. Representative John Conyers who was reported missing on Wednesday evening, but the news is just coming out today. Right now details are still forthcoming, but it’s believed the Conyers was last seen on Tuesday afternoon. Strangely enough, Conyers’ Twitter account was still active on Wednesday morning. Carl Conyers is a student at the University of Houston.

Carl Conyers is the son of Congressman John Conyers, a Democratic representative from Michigan. He is 21 years old.

Who Is Carl Conyers?

Carl Conyers is a 21-year-old student at the University of Houston and the son of a US Congressman who has gone missing as of Wednesday. He’s been described by his friends a “very stable young guy” but now his girlfriend and friends are worried about him.

One of Conyers’ friends, Corey Gentry, told reporters that Conyers is active on campus. He’s the president of the University of Houston’s Black Business Students Association and is a member of the arts group Uncommon Colors.

What Happened?

Conyers was last seen by his roommate Chet Ball, who admitted that he had been acting a little strange recently. In this Houston Chronicle article, Ball detailed how Conyers had been “pulling his shirt over his face” while cooking dinner the night before.

His last tweet was a request for his girlfriend Daisha Lewis to meet him on campus at the University of Houston where he was studying. When Lewis got there, however, Conyers never showed up. Upon returning to their home, Lewis saw that apartment had been turned over and that some of his personal belongings were missing.

“When we got [to campus] — I didn’t feel right about it or thought maybe he was lying or someone was making him lie to meet us there because when we got there, he wasn’t there. When we got back to the apartment, his stuff was gone. He took his ID with him and a debit card and some clothes even. Like it was a distraction to get more stuff that he left behind.

The Houston Chronicle takes the description of the room a bit further. Lewis said that she “found a messy room with his wallet, photos of family and friends, laptop, car keys and phone strewn around the room, abnormal for Conyers, who typically is tidy. A packed backpack was stuffed with clothes, a towel, comb, hoodie, and sweatpants.”

**Those with information on Carl Conyers’ whereabouts can call the Houston Police Department at 713-884-3131, or the Houston Police Missing Persons Division at 832-394-1840**

Look, Iggy Azalea is what she is. She’s Australian, she’s a chick, she’s a rapper, and she’s not very good at it. She’s very easy to dislike. But that doesn’t change the fact that her body is CRAZY and there are times where she looks as fine as can be. This is one of those times. Because, seriously, I don’t care what anyone says, she looks mind-bendingly hot in this GQ spread.

Iggy was named GQ Australia’s Woman of the Year this week. While accepting her honor, Azalea cracked a few jokes about the objectification of women:

“Thank you so much. I didn’t realize everyone was going to have such hilarious speeches and I didn’t prepare anything this week. I just want to give a big thank you to GQ for this award. I’ve won a lot of awards over the last few years, but this one means the absolute most to me because I can finally say I have an award winning vagina. Thank you.

I’m excited [about my award]. I like to call it ‘Vagina of the Year’ though. I don’t know why it cracks me up, I just think it’s funny to reduce myself down to a vagina sometimes. ‘Vagina of the Year’ is a big achievement, number one Australian pussy. People won’t get the joke, but it’s funny because [in the media] women are reduced to vaginas. Some days I’m a vagina, others I’m a human.”

I mean, like, if you’re so against the award then don’t accept it. This is what is wrong with Azalea in a nutshell: she gets plastic surgery to look hot and become famous, wins an award based on said looks and said fame, and then takes that opportunity to criticize the objectification of women? Just totally ass backward. But that’s what Azalea is gonna do, she’s gonna look stupid, but she’s gonna look smoking hot while she does it.

Bonus: here is Iggy Azalea’s ass looking huge next to an elephant, because why not, ya know?

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You heard it right, folks. Colin Kaepernick simply does not vote. Over 90 million registered voters would join Kaepernick in not taking part in the electoral race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. However, Kaepernick’s case is a bit different than those 90 million other Americans, since they’re registered voters and he’s not. In fact, Colin Kaepernick has never registered to vote in his life.

When Kaepernick turned 18, he didn’t register to vote in his (then) home state of California in 2005. When he attended the University of Nevada, he didn’t register to vote over there, either. Nor did he register to vote when Barack Obama was facing off against John McCain or Mitt Romney in 2008 and 2012. The guy just doesn’t vote and has never voted in any election, whether local, state or federal. And that’s his right, people! Don’t be so peeved that some professional football player isn’t too keen on mob rule (read up on your Plato and Aristotle). Think of people with torches and pitch folks trying to guide politics. Would you want to say you’re part of this group?

And this view isn’t so controversial, many people around you simply abstain from voting and they probably don’t tell you (and for good reason, too). Not to come down hard on the state of democracy in this country, but if we want things to work in our favor, many of us got to smarten up, stop acting like an unruly mob, become grown adults and not a bunch of babies!

Alright, back to Kaepernick not voting. One person in particular, Stephen A. Smith,  went off the rails on this football star for not voting. Smith was pissed! “The fact that you don’t even have the decency to go to the polls and activate yourself in this election, as our president said, is a damn shame,” said Smith. “I don’t want to hear another word from Colin Kaepernick!”

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Smith may have lost his top and regarded all of Colin Kaepernick’s protests to mean nothing now that the star has outed himself as a nonvoter. But Smith seemed to be caught up in the emotion of the moment, like many people feeling the outcome of this election, whether for better or for worse.

Colin admitted that one other reason he didn’t vote was to avoid being considered a hypocrite, as he didn’t want to contribute to a “system of oppression.”  Kaepernick added, “To me, the oppressor isn’t going to allow you to vote your way out of your oppression.”

Come on, people, don’t be so hard on Colin Kaepernick! I’ll repeat this once more: over 90 million eligible voters also chose not to vote! Look around you! Most likely many of your colleagues, family members, friends, and Facebook acquaintences didn’t show up to vote on November 8 (or if you follow everything Donald Trump says then it’s November 28, where you can vote in the land of make-believe). And it’s not like Colin Kaepernick has done anything terrible like bait war with Russia or scapegoat any specific ethnic group.

Colin, you’re off the hook! Now, go and play some football like you’re paid to do!

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The Chicago Cubs are still trying to find the right design for their World Series rings. They are also planning on burying the hatchet with an infamous Cubs fans, Steve Bartman, who attempted to catch a foul ball but instead only caught hostility from many fans of the Cubs. Many blamed him for costing the Cubs that big game against the Florida Marlins in the 2003 National League Championship Series, contributing to the team’s historic losing streak. But now, the Cubs’ owner Tom Ricketts wants to reach out to Bartman and put that awful memory behind them.

“I’m sure we’ll reach out to him at the right time,’’ said Ricketts. “And I’m sure we’ll figure something out that provides closure for everybody. Hopefully, we can make it work.”

In regards to those World Series rings, Ricketts went to a Cubs board meeting to discuss the plans for the ring’s design. The Chicago Cubs haven’t won a World Series since 1908, so this discussion hasn’t occurred in a Chicago Cubs board meeting in over 100 years! “We haven’t figured out all of the symbolism yet,’’ says the Cubs owner, in his first in-depth interview since his team won the World Series championship, “but there will be plenty of it. We’ll have a lot of player input and let them decide what they want.’’

But for Tom Ricketts, “it was just so important” for him “to put this lovable loser crap to bed.” Ricketts added, “We had to get past that and put that in the history of the Cubs, and not the future. We changed that dialogue, and now, it’s all a thing in the past.’’

The Cubs appear ready to put their past behind them, even ready enough to turn the other cheek when it comes to Steve Bartman. He may have cost them the 2003 National League Championship, but the past is the past, and the Cubs are looking toward to the future. They are the current World Series Champions and are living high on their newfound success. They haven’t decided on the design for their new rings, but they have pretty much decided to forgive and welcome back Bartman! Seriously, welcome back, Bartman!

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Regardless of what kind of strange fantasies you dudes might have, the truth is that real life sorority hazing does not involve pillow fights, nor does it involve forcing dog-leashed hot pledges to drink vodka in sports bras out of fear of being paddled in broad daylight. That’s just not how life works right now.

But for some reason, the ABC show What Would You Do? thought that a “social experiment” involving that very scenario (read: hot pledges, sports bras, dog leashes, vodka, and paddles) would fool people into thinking that an actual hazing event was taking place on the quad. Yes, that thing that sororities do in private out of fear of jail time and being expelled? Now they’re doing it on the quad. Sounds way too obvious, right?

Well, apparently it was not obvious enough. A couple of people actually thought that real life pledging was going on. One person even filmed it and sent it to Scottsdale, AZ’s news channel. You can watch that footage below.

Apologies ahead of time for the crappy video player, we looked everywhere and couldn’t find it anywhere else.

I’m not going to lie, that would have been pretty freaking awesome if that was real, but it’s not. Because this is 2016 and this year sucks. Here’s the story from KPHO/KTVK.

A viewer sent us cell phone video he shot and described what he called “an alarming incident,” saying there were several adults and families who were there as everything was happening.

“I hope the event that I witnessed was somehow staged, although it did not appear to be,” wrote the man who contacted us via email.

That was the idea.

ASU spokesman Sean Storrs said the university received confirmation from the network that the young women were hired actors from New York City.

“ASU had no affiliation with this event,” Storrs wrote in an email response to our inquires to ASU President Michael Crow.

Special thanks to the guys at TFM who found this article. Also, speaking of What Would You Do?, here’s an obligatory “What Would You Do?” song from Team America.

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You know the NFL is hurting when a matchup between the 4-5 Saints and the 3-6 Carolina Panthers is considered a good game, but such is life in the NFL these days, especially on Thursdays.

Both the New Orleans Saints and the Carolina Panthers are coming off of heartbreaking losses. The Saints lost to the Broncos at home due to a blocked extra point attempt, 25-23. As for the Panthers, they were beaten on a last-second field goal from the Kansas City Chiefs, ultimately losing the game 20-17.

This will be the first game available to live stream on Twitter since the Bears-Packers game back during week 7, so make sure you find out how to live stream it below!

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Date: Thursday, November 17, 2016
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TV Channel: NBC / NFL Network
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Racist fliers are popping up around college campuses from Texas to Oklahoma to Michigan, all with messages negatively directed towards African American males. One flyer caused students from the Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas to come together out of outrage and concern. The propaganda-induced racist trash literature directed white women not to date black men. A “call to action” is taking place on campus, led by fellow students, to discuss this disturbing issue.

What were the reasons? I would rather not feed the beast of racism by restating them. But if you really must know, it was the same old song and dance of any hate speech, stigmatizing and incorrectly linking their subjects with violent crimes and STDs. We are not yet aware of who is responsible for creating and posting these fliers. Whoever is doing this is seriously warped and full of hate.

Officials at Southern Methodist University are currently looking into the matter. A representative from the university released this statement to The Daily Campus: “SMU condemns the racist and hateful message in these fliers. These messages have no place at SMU and are in opposition to SMU’s values and commitment to an environment free from discrimination.”

The Office of Multi-Cultural Student Affairs is also concerned, and members have held discussions with students about the racist literature popping up on campus.  “Everyone is being encouraged to take the fliers down, and try to see the person who puts them up,” said one student Jabari Ford.

Whoever is releasing these posters claims to be “alt-right,” and have also spilled this racist propaganda on the University of Oklahoma and the University of Michigan. Students from the Southern Methodist University are fighting back against these harmful messages by going around campus, circulating their own posters of love, unity, and acceptance.  “We’re Better Together” is the headline of these students’ fliers, and they hope to spread their message and stop the hate that’s taking place. At 8:00 P.M. Wednesday evening, the SMU Student Center was full of students gathering to take action against the threat of racism.

It’s time to block out the hate and welcome in the love for all people.

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It’s about time to stick a fork in 2016, so let’s take some time to reflect on the past year. Instead of discussing boring and inconsequential matters like the election or Brexit, let’s discuss something that really makes a difference. I am, of course, referring to checking out the best celebrity beach butts of 2016.

The only thing better than a sexy celebrity butt is a sexy celebrity butt having some fun in the sun. Personally, I’m partial to the sandy cheeks look, but you really can’t go wrong when it comes to these lovely ladies. From Instagram titan Charlotte McKinney, to actress Bella Thorne, to television staple Maria Menounos, to fitness phenom Jen Selter, you’re guaranteed to find something that will tickle your fancy.

Without further ado, here’s the best celebrity beach butts of 2016. My only New Year’s resolution for 2017 is to spend more time creeping on these babes.

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Haley Lu Richardson is a 21-year-old actress from Phoenix, Arizona. She made her on-screen debut in 2012 as Cameron in the short film Meanamorphosis, and she would make her television debut later that same year as Dancer/Choreographer in Up in Arms.

Since getting her start, Haley has had no problem finding work. She landed a recurring role as Tess Hamilton on the supernatural teen drama series Ravenswood (2013-2014) and starring roles as Kendal in The Last Survivors (2014), Leslie Mallard in The Young Kieslowski (2014), and Maggie Townsend in The Bronze (2015).

As successful as Haley’s been up to this point, her career is about to really take off. She has a starring role in the upcoming comedy drama The Edge of Seventeen, which will hit theaters everywhere on Friday, November 18. In the film, Haley plays Krista, who is the best friend of Hailee Steinfeld’s character, Nadine Byrd.

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Haley will follow up The Edge of Seventeen with a starring role as Claire in the M. Night Shyamalan psychological horror thriller Split. The film is scheduled to make viewers sh*t their pants in fear on January 20, 2017.

When Haley’s not acting, she works on her clothing and accessories crotchet line. She designs all of the products for Hooked by Haley Lu, which is pretty damn cool.

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QB Chad Kelly hasn’t had the cleanest record at Ole Miss. Hell, he hasn’t had the cleanest record in college in general. He was allegedly thrown off of the Clemson team for threatening to beat up a woman and for hitting his friend in a parking lot while he was driving drunk. That winter he threatened to shoot up a bar in Buffalo with an AK-47.

But after transferring to Ole Miss, Kelly had a good amount of success with everything, except for hitting on Mia Khalifa. He slid into her DMs twice in an attempt to go on a date with her. Both times he failed.

Unfortunately for Kelly and for Ole Miss, the starting QB was playing pretty well before he tore his ACL in early November. So now the kid is trying to rehab not just his image, but also his knee. Which brings us to this story right now: some idiot friend of Kelly’s took a Snapchat photo of the Ole Miss QB allegedly rolling up a blunt and then shared it on social media. Of course, it wasn’t long before a Mississippi State fan found the picture and tweeted it to the whole world, while tagging the Ole Miss coach.

Are college football rivalries the only case where snitches don’t get stitches? It has to be. There’s just so much dirt flying around that it’s nearly impossible not to try and mess up other sports programs. Also, it’s not like the other school wouldn’t do it to your school if they had pictures of your QB. College football is a dog eat dog world. In our opinion, the Twitter user @WhereInDaHud is well within his rights to tweet out that photo.

But the guy in the room who took the Snapchat? That guy is going to get tuned up, you better believe it.

As for Kelly, we’re not going to say that we feel bad for the kid, but smoking weed is really not a big deal. College kids smoke blunts. This is nothing new. And if the kid is f*cking injured and wants something to help take the pain away, let him.

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5-0 bitches! After several weeks of mediocre picks, I finally stopped being a chump and gave the people what they want, a perfect week of picks. I sure have come a long way since I started making these picks a few weeks ago, and I’d like to thank everyone that’s supported me throughout this long and tiresome journey. Here’s the thing, though. I’m just getting started. If you think I’m going to settle for one 5-0 week of picks, then you’re out of your goddamn mind. As Honest Abe once said, “I cannot tell a lie,” which is not how I operate because I love to lie, but I’m being honest when I say that I don’t feel as good about this week’s slate of games as I did last week’s. That’s not going to stop me from saddling back up on that horse, though. I may not go 5-0 this week, but I do think I should at least get to 3 wins, which is a winning record for those keeping score at home. Let’s get this party started:

Oklahoma @ West Virginia OVER 66

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If there’s one thing I know it’s this: the Big 12 loves scoring touchdowns. Both of these teams are still on the hunt for a College Playoff birth, so I expect the points to be aplenty in Morgantown on Saturday. The point total could move to 70 by kickoff, and I’d still love the over on this game. So do yourself a favor and at least follow me on this pick, and win yourself some money. I’d also like to point out that you’d be a certified lunatic to bet the under on any Big 12 game, let alone one between two of the best offenses in college football.

Colorado -4.5 vs Washington State

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My sister went to Colorado, so I feel kind of obligated to take them at some point during the season, and here we are. The Buffs are really good this year and have a chance to win the Pac 12. Washington is also no slouch this year, as they too can win the Pac 12, but I like how Colorado is at home, so I’m going with the Buffs to win by at least a touchdown. Colorado is also an awesome campus, and I had a blast when I visited my sister there, so yeah, I guess that factors into this pick as well.

Baylor +1 vs Kansas State

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I don’t love this pick because Baylor is in the midst of a collapsing season at the moment, but I love a home underdog, so here I am taking the Bears like a sucker. I’m assuming their losses will come to an end at some point, and I’m banking on that happening this week. Kansas State hasn’t done anything to impress me this year, and I know that Baylor’s offense can be explosive. Baylor, it is (I hate this pick)!

USC -13 @ UCLA

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I know this is a lot of points to swallow, especially on the road, but USC is red hot right now so I’m taking the Trojans. UCLA has been a pretty big disappointment this year after starting the year ranked in the top 25, and it also doesn’t help that starting quarterback Josh Rosen won’t be playing for the Bruins. USC’s redshirt freshman quarterback Sam Darnold has been awesome since he took the starting job away from Max Browne and I expect him to put up big numbers on Saturday. Plus USC’s fight song is so awesome, pretty hard to bet against a team with that fire of a fight song.

Ohio State @ Michigan State OVER 52 – Lock of the Week

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Pretty unorthodox for me to take two overs in the same week, but I don’t like very many games this weekend, so I want to see touchdowns. Ohio State has one of the best offenses in the country so they’re obviously going to put up a ton of points, but I think the Spartans will do their part and score just enough to make sure this over hits. Shit, who am I kidding? Ohio State may score 52 points themselves alone, I love this pick. Lock of the Week everybody, give me all the touchdowns.

I said last week would be the one in which my picks were finally going to take off to go 4-1 or 5-0, and of course, I had a perfect record. I don’t feel as good about this week’s picks, but I’d be pretty stunned if I didn’t go at least 3-2. Have yourself a nice Saturday and win some money heading into the week of Thanksgiving.

Record on the season (started in Week 7): 15-10

Locks of the Week: 3-2

Kanye West, a person who refuses to stay out of the spotlight, told a crowd of people at his San Jose concert that although he didn’t vote in the election, he would have voted for Donald Trump if he had. Understandably, there were mixed reactions from the crowd. There were a ton of boos, but there were also fans in the crowd who showed their support for the statement and for the President-elect.

Honestly, I am not surprised in any way that Kanye went on a rant about how he would have voted for Trump. Although there is no record of this anywhere on the internet, I did tell some close friends that I thought this was something Kanye would say. The truth of the matter is that it’s such a perfect Kanye quote. It’s a statement that’s surprising, divisive, and puts Kanye in a position that’s completely different than every single one of his peers. And yes, Kanye, you have peers.

In my opinion, this is just something he said to get a rise out of people. Unless it’s giving him press or controversy, Kanye’s not going to care about it. What you see is what you get, and what you see is someone who wants to remain unpredictable. Remember this unpredictable Kanye?

Well, he’s gone now. This is the new Kanye. The Kanye who only cares about himself. But you can bet that none of his fans are really going to care about this. In fact, the ones tweeting about how backward he’s become are going to be the same fools who line up on November 23 to buy the new Yeezy 350 V2s.

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Back-to-back great weeks for your boy. I may have missed my Lock of the Week (way to go Green Bay, you incompetent buffoons), but a 4-1 record last Sunday ain’t too shabby if you ask me. I’m finally starting to hit my stride with NFL games, much like my red hot New York Football Giants, so life is good right now. I love, love, LOVE this week’s games that we have on tap for Sunday, and it would be the biggest upset since MJ and the Tune Squad took down the Monstars back in ’96 if I didn’t get to at least three wins. NFL Week 11 picks, let’s get it going:

Cowboys -7 vs Ravens

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I hate both of these teams, like a lot, but I think Dallas is significantly better than Baltimore. The Cowboys are 8-1 against the spread this year, and I think that now that they’ve seemed to move on without Tony Romo, Dak Prescott will be able to play with a bit more ease because he won’t have Romo looming over his shoulder. Plus, Zeke Elliot is damn good, and the Ravens don’t have anyone on their team that scares me. So as much as I hate the Cowboys, I’m going with them again, because if they’re going to win and make my life miserable, you better believe they’re going to put some cash in my pockets while doing so.

Bills +2.5 @ Bengals

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Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills! I don’t love the Bills this year, but the Bengals kind of suck, so we’re going with the Bills. I think Buffalo has a better defense than Cincinnati and will make enough plays in offense to come out with a W. I also have an asshole friend who’s a Bengals fan and can go to hell, so I guess you could say that plays a part in me taking the Bills. Let’s go Buffalo!

Dolphins -1.5 @ Rams – Lock of the Week

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Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I’d bet on the Dolphins this year, but here we are. Truth be told, the Dolphins have actually been playing some pretty good football as of late, so I actually feel pretty good about this pick. Saying the Rams offense is a pile of dog shit would be offensive to the shit my dog took this morning, so yeah their offense is that bad. Rookie Jared Goff is getting his first career start this week, and you have to think it’s not going to go well if it took him this long to finally take the job from Case Keenum. I actually couldn’t feel better about this pick, if we’re being honest.

Cardinals +2.5 @ Vikings

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Talk about a fall from grace for the Vikings. A month ago they were the talk of the NFL and making their travel plans to Houston for the Super Bowl, now they’re on a four-game losing streak and no longer lead the division. I’m not big on the Cardinals this year, but they’ve been playing much better than Minnesota as of late, so I’ve got the Cards in this one. I’m also not too worried that Arizona is on the road because the Vikings don’t have the same home field advantage that they did earlier in the year.

Redskins -3 vs Packers

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I really want to take Green Bay here, but it turns out they’re pretty bad this year, so I have to take Washington. I’m well aware that the Packers won a playoff game in Washington last season, but the key phrase from that is “last season.” I hate the Redskins, but I think they may be a better team than they were last year, and I could see them putting up just enough points against a pretty bad Green Bay defense to come away with the W on Sunday. As much as I hate the Deadskins, my love of winning money trumps that hatred, so I gotta go with them this week. That doesn’t change the fact that Josh Norman is a baby back bitch.

Another week, another list of winners. My hot streak of picks is going to continue into Week 12. Stay tuned for next week’s picks, including a nice little Thanksgiving trifecta. Let’s keep it going.

Record on the season(started in Week 6): 14-9-2

Locks of the Week: 2-3

Bruno Mars released his newest album 24K Magic today, and if you know anything about Bruno Mars, you know that it’s funky as hell. The album title has the same name as the hit single he dropped a month ago, which is probably one of the hottest jams of the year. Honestly, we know that we’re kind of high on Bruno right now, but the truth is that the pop music he writes makes you feel like getting up and dancing, which is the only thing that pop music is good for.

Is 24K Magic short? Absolutely, the album only has nine cuts, but no one ever accused Bruno of having records that are supposed to tell a story. This is a guy who makes fire flames singles, throws them on an album, and gets the party started. It’s definitely a change from the Motown sounds we heard on his previous albums, but considering all the money he made on “Uptown Funk” we can’t really blame him for trying to harness that upbeat flavor again.

If you want a dance party, you need you some Bruno. It’s that simple. 24K Magic is that new hotness that will get people on the floor.

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Bruno Mars 24K Magic Track List

1. 24K Magic
2. Chunky
3. Perm
4. That’s What I Like
5. Versace On The Floor
6. Straight Up & Down
7. Calling All My Lovelies
8. Finesse
9. Too Good To Say Goodbye

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After three weeks of betting on the NBA, I am hotter than a fat guy at a baseball game. I went 4-1 again last Friday including hitting my first Lock of the Week of the year, and would have gone 5-0 if it wasn’t for the goddamn Knicks. I can’t help but put the blame on the shoulders of James Dolan on that one because he’s the most worthless human in sports. The good news for my Knicks is that it seems like they’re finally starting to realize that Kristaps Porzingis is the best player on the team, and are starting to get him the ball more, so that’s cool. Anyways, I love the games we have on tap for tonight and fully expect to have another week of winners. The picks are:

Cavaliers -9 @ Pistons

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Hey, Lebron James, the word “posse” isn’t racist you fucking idiot. God, I hate that guy, but he’s been winning me a lot of money lately, so I’m going with the Cavs again tonight. The Cavs are just head and shoulders above the Eastern Conference, and most of the league for that matter, so I’m going to continue to bet on them until I’m proven otherwise. Weekly shoutout to J.R. Smith for being J.R. Smith.

Raptors -3.5 @ Nuggets

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Is it un-American that I’m betting on a Canadian team the weekend before Thanksgiving? Extremely, but you know what is American? Making money by betting on Friday night NBA games in November, so we’re going with Toronto. They’re coming off of a hard-fought loss to the Warriors the other night, so I think they’ll rebound nicely and take out their frustration on the Nuggets. DeMar DeRozen has been playing great this year, and I don’t expect that to change tonight. And if you have any doubts about this pick, ask yourself this, who would you take in a fight, a Raptor or a Nugget? That’s what I thought.

Suns @ Pacers UNDER 218.5

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This point total seemed kind of high to me, but I’m also an idiot so what do I know? Regardless, I’m taking the under here because other than Devin Booker and sometimes Eric Bledsoe, the Suns don’t really have anyone on their team that can score a ton. The same goes for the Pacers, as Paul George is the only one who can really create his own shot, so I think there will obviously be some scoring, I just don’t think it’ll hit the 219 mark. So bet the under, then go buy yourself something nice this weekend.

Thunder -9.5 vs Nets

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I don’t give a shit that I’m 0-2 betting against the Nets this year, I’m making it my personal promise that I will never bet on them this year. The Thunder haven’t been great this year, but you wouldn’t be either if Kevin Durant left your team. Russell Westbrook is putting up stupid numbers, and if you think the Nets have anyone on their team that can stop him, well then here’s some news for you: there isn’t. I want to make this my Lock of the Week, but I’m 0-2 on Locks of the Week when I bet against the Nets, so before I get back to that, I need to ease my way back in and get a win betting against them first.

Clippers -7.5 @ Kings – Lock of the Week

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The Clippers are damn good this year, or at least they have been through the first few weeks of the season. They’re recently coming off of their first loss, and I can’t imagine them dropping a second one in a row, especially to the Kings. Sacramento is a joke, and they’re going to continue to be a joke for the rest of the season. Take the Clippers and have a little bit of extra spending money at the bar for the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving when you’re getting blackout drunk with all your friends from high school.

With the exception of one under, I’m taking all favorites this week because I’m a goddamn genius/sucker, but I love all my picks this week. Let’s add another winning week to the record, and keep this thing going. Next Friday’s picks just happen to fall on my birthday, so hopefully the gambling gods treat me kindly with another winning week. See you then.

Record on the season: 10-5

Locks of the Week: 1-2

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Yesterday, actress Isla Fisher went on The Today Show and dropped an absolute bombshell, saying that a Wedding Crashers sequel is in the works. If you want to hear Fisher talk about the admittedly pretty awesome looking Nocturnal Animals, watch the whole video. If you’re just looking for Wedding Crashers news, skip to the 3:10 mark.

HELL YES! Fire up “Shout” because Uncle Ned’s kids are back! I don’t have any idea what the plot would be and comedy sequels usually royally suck (looking at you Dumb and Dumber To), but this is still very exciting news. I need a Vince Vaughn bounce-back comedy effort in the worst way. Feels like it was a million years ago when he brought motorboating into the English lexicon.

I’m really hoping that they check in on funeral crashing pioneer Chazz Reinhold too. I wonder if he’s still railing out babes at his mom’s place.

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Walmart’s Black Friday 2016 Doorbuster deals are among some of the best in the country, giving shoppers who are willing to wait in line at the superstore great sales on some of the hottest items to buy for the holidays. The only catch is that Walmart doesn’t want their competition to see their discounts and prices, so they wait as long as possible before they release the advertisements. Thankfully for you, the Walmart Black Friday Doorbuster ad circular has leaked, giving you the opportunity to scout out some of the best deals of the year on television, appliances, home theatre gear, and much more.

This year, however, the doorbuster ads aren’t just for people willing the brave the Walmart rush at the stores. Most of the sales you see advertised in this circular are also available online at Walmart.com. If you want to go to a store, keep in mind that the store will open at 6:00 P.M. on Thursday, a full day ahead of Black Friday. If you want to shop online, which is much easier, we believe that the sales begin at 12:01 A.M. on Thursday.

The things that stand out the most to us are the DJI Phantom 3 Standard, the 4K TVs, and the Xbox One S Bundle with Battlefield 1.

Walmart Black Friday 2016 Doorbuster Deals

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