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Texans Fans Need To Chill Out And Give Brock Osweiler A Chance

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The Houston Texans defeated the Jacksonville Jaguars yesterday 24-21 to move onto a 6-3 record, which is good for first place in the AFC South. The bigger story from this game was the play of Brock Osweiler, their free agent stud that they signed to a four-year, $72 million contract with $37 guaranteed in the first two years. Osweiler went 14 of 27 for 99 yards and two touchdowns. Yes, that’s not a typo. Brock Osweiler, the Texans’ quarterback of the future, threw for only 99 yards in a football game in 2016. It’s almost impossible to not throw for 100 yards in today’s game because offenses are so pass-happy now.

That being said, Houston Texans fans are not too happy with their off-season acquisition.

Are you serious Texans fans? In his first full season as a starting quarterback, your Texans are 6-3 and stand first atop the AFC South. Why the hell are you jumping ship already? I get it. The Texans might’ve overpaid for Osweiler, but that’s the nature of the beast. It’s a quarterback driven league and if your team doesn’t have one, you’re screwed. Go ask the Cleveland Browns what it’s like not to have a QB. Go talk to the New York Jets, the San Francisco 49ers, and the Chicago Bears as well. Those teams are at the bottom of the league because they do not have a steady quarterback.

Osweiler has an unbelievable arm and has a QB prototype body. He’s big and strong and he’s only 25 years old. So he threw for under 100 yards in an NFL football game. You’re going to jump ship already? The team is STILL in first place! I would kill for my team to be in first place. Did you just expect him to throw for 5,000 yards this season? My god, I’ve never seen fans so greedy for being in the playoff hunt. Give the kid a chance. I bet you will make the playoffs so let’s see what he does on the big stage. The Raiders come into town this week for a huge game so let’s see if Osweiler bounces back, shall we?

You know what Texans fans: if you’re upset with Osweiler, I’m sure you can call up Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett, Matt Schaub, and T.J. Yates to play QB next year. That worked out well for you in the past.


COED’s Week 11 NFL Power Rankings

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Football is back! Well I actually don’t know if it is or not, but Week 10 was the first fun Sunday we’ve had all season as football fans, so let’s enjoy this for however long the feeling lasts (it will probably end Thursday when we have to watch the Panthers vs. Saints). What a wild NFL season it has been, and by wild I mean it’s been pretty shitty for the most part, and I did not expect the Dallas goddamn Cowboys to be the juggernauts that they are, which, for the record, sucks because nobody likes the Cowboys. As good as the Cowboys have been, don’t sleep on my New York Giants as they are currently on a four-game winning streak, and still very much alive in the playoff race. Now do I have any idea as to who I think is going to win the Super Bowl after ten weeks of football? There are a few teams I think can contend, but stranger things have happened so I’ll probably end up being very wrong about who I think is going to win it all (the Patriots, for the record). So, as we get into Week 11, here are your weekly NFL Power Rankings:


1. Dallas Cowboys

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Everything about writing this sucks. I’ve hated the Cowboys for my entire life and want bad things to happen to that franchise, but goddammit are they good at football. They have two, freaking TWO, rookies who are not only the top two choices for Rookie of the Year, but are also in MVP contention, with Zeke Elliot probably leading the race. Both him and Dak Prescott benefit greatly from playing behind the best offensive line in football, but I also think they’re both really good, and probably going to give me nightmares as a Giants fan for years to come. Also, in case you forgot, the Cowboys’ only loss this year was courtesy of the G-Men, no big deal or anything.


2. New England Patriots

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Tom Brady finally threw his first interception, so that’s something. I actually don’t read too much into this recent loss for the Patriots. Seattle is one of the better teams in the NFL and when push comes to shove, the Pats are still the best team in the AFC. I think they have some issues on defense that they’re going to need to take care of, but I wouldn’t worry at all about this loss if I happened to be a New England fan.


3. Oakland Raiders

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If there’s anyone from the AFC that could give the Patriots trouble come playoff time, it’s the Raiders. While I don’t think they would beat New England in a playoff game, they have an explosive enough offense that could potentially expose a Patriots’ defense that hasn’t been great this year as I previously touched on. Oakland has been the funnest team to watch this year, and I’m hoping they can keep up their level of play for the rest of the season, unless they meet the Giants in the Super Bowl, then the hell with that.


4. Denver Broncos

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The Broncos had one of the craziest endings to a game I’ve ever seen on Sunday, where they blocked an extra point and returned it for two points after the Saints looked to have scored the go ahead touchdown (I had Denver in this game as one of my picks, so that was pretty awesome). I don’t know if I’ll ever fully trust Trevor Siemian at quarterback, but he’s got enough weapons around him on offense and a good enough defense, both to the point at which I don’t think it really matters who’s at quarterback for them.


5. Seattle Seahawks

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Seattle right now. If there’s a team that Dallas doesn’t want to see in the playoffs, it’s the Seahawks. Their win on Sunday at New England was one of the most impressive this season, and I think one that gets them going for the rest of the season. Russell Wilson has finally seemed to get out of the slump he was in a few weeks ago, and has looked as good as he has all season, which is huge as the team heads closer towards the postseason. And although they aren’t as good as they’ve been in years prior, this is still a defensive group I would not want to go up against.


6. Kansas City Chiefs

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Are the Chiefs the sneakiest 7-2 team in NFL history? I’ve written the same thing about them each week, but I have no idea how they continue to pile on the wins with the team that they have. That’s not to say that I think they’re a bad team with bad players, they just really don’t have anyone on the team that truly wows me or is a big box office name. They may have stolen one (and by stolen one I mean the Panthers literally gave that game away) in Carolina on Sunday, but a win is a win, and the Chiefs have seven of them. Tip of the cap to you, Kansas City.


7. Atlanta Falcons

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My stance on the Falcons changes week by week, and if I’m being honest I’m getting pretty sick of them. I will say that I think they are a good team, even if they do play in a pretty bad division, but they just can’t seem to stay consistent. They’ll most likely end up making the playoffs, and they have a good enough offense to where they may be able to win a playoff game or two, but I wouldn’t consider them to be much of a threat for winning the NFC.


8. Houston Texans

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Even if it comes from playing in the worst division in football, a 6-3 record is going to get you in my top ten rankings for the week, and that’s where the Texans are. Do I think the Texans are going to make a run in the AFC playoffs? The answer to that question is a resounding no, because it turns out Brock Osweiler kind of sucks, and not having JJ Watt, regardless of how big of a loser I think he is, will hurt them come playoff time. So congrats Houston, getting a top ten ranking for the second straight week in my power rankings is probably the greatest achievement you’ll have all season.


9. New York Giants

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I’m writing this on Monday and am banking on the Giants winning their game tonight against the Bengals, so if they lose I’ll have to make some adjustments to this article, but bare with me. Stay hot G-Men, four straight wins and counting! The defense has been playing very well these past few weeks, and they are finally causing some turnovers! The offense can still be a little bit better, but hey we’re sitting at 6-3 so who the hell cares?! I’m not sure that the Giants will be able to overtake Dallas for the division lead, so hopefully they can at least stay in the mix of the wild card hunt. If the Giants do lose this game tonight, hopefully it’s because Jeremy Hill has a monster game and gets 26 fantasy points to win me my fantasy game.


10. Detroit Lions

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Look who’s leading the NFC North! Washington or Philadelphia could probably also be in this tenth spot, but I hate both of those teams so division-leading Detroit gets this week’s final spot. All of Detroit’s wins have been come-from-behind wins on a final drive, so at least in that sense they’re consistent. I don’t expect the Lions to be in my power rankings very much for the rest of the season, just because I can’t imagine them continuing to win games with how they’ve been doing all year, and their division is also kind of awful (thoughts and prayers to the Minnesota Vikings). I’ll say it one more time, the Lions are leading their division in the month of November. What a time to be alive.

Even When Cliff Harris’ Life Has Been In A Downward Spiral, At Least His Hair Is Great

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Cliff Harris Mugshot Photos

Cliff Harris is a name that might be familiar to you if you watched college football in 2011, but BustedCoverage just reminded us why we should still be paying attention to this guy.

The University of Oregon Ducks football team prides itself on recruiting speed, speed, and speed, so you always know that their kick returners were going to be some of the fastest guys on the planet. Cliff Harris was one of those lightning-fast kick returners and he actually earned All-American collegiate honors in 2011 for his ability to turn kickoffs into touchdowns. Sadly, drugs and a collection of other personal struggles began to force Harris’ life into taking a downward turn faster than one of his 40-yard-dashes.

In 2011, while he was still at Oregon, Cliff was arrested for driving at 118 MPH. When the Oregon State Trooper asked Harris why the car smelled like marijuana smoke, Harris responded that “We smoked it all.” Oregon head coach Chip Kelly released Harris in December 2011 for violating team rules. A year later, the Philadelphia Eagles signed Harris as an undrafted free agent but released him after the season. The NY Jets then signed him but cut Harris after he had been arrested for marijuana possession in 2013.

Cut to 2015, in Fresno, CA, when it started to become transparent that there was something seriously wrong with Cliff Harris:

Police cited Harris shortly before 3:00 P.M. after officers found him in possession of marijuana and a smoking device on Gettysburg Avenue near West Avenue in northwest Fresno. About an hour later, police arrested Harris after a bystander saw him setting a patch of grass on a street median on fire near Emerson and Bengston avenues.

The bystander put out the fire with a bottle of water. Harris, who had six lighters on him, never explained to police why he did lit the blaze [source].

And as if that wasn’t strange enough, here’s what the once-healthy-looking individual looked like in his mugshot.

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The police threw him in jail. A court-appointed psychologist took a look at Harris and determined that he suffered from CTE, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, the brain disease that effects people who’ve been subjected to multiple concussions, exactly what would happen to those who return kickoffs.

Harris was released on probation but messed that up when he got arrested this past Sunday for theft and drugs charges. It’s clear that Harris is not getting the help that he needs because honestly, his mugshot that was taken following his last arrest would be one of the funniest photos I’ve ever seen were it not for the unfortunate circumstances surrounding his mental health. Behold, the greatest hairdo of 2016.

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Wake Up Sheeple, Donald Trump Was Actually Born In Pakistan

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Earlier this weekend, Pakistani news network Neo News published a BOMBSHELL news report that suggests Donald Trump was actually born in Waziristan, and that his real name is actually Dawood Ibrahim Khan. While I’m sure that there are those among us who don’t believe this theory is true, simply look above at the photo of the blonde white boy and tell me that’s not a baby Donald “Ibrahim” Trump. The likeness is uncanny. They’re both white, they both have blonde hair, and they both have two small hands.

Here’s a bigger picture for those sheeple who still refuse to #staywoke.

You know that phrase that says “truth is stranger than fiction”? Well, that certainly seems to be the case with America’s current President-elect. According to Neo News, Dawood’s parents died in a horrible car crash and he would have stayed an orphan in Pakistan were it not for a British-Indian army captain who saved him and gave him to Trump’s family.

You know how funny it is to me that Donald Trump, or should we say, Dawood Khan, the leader of the birther movement against Barack Obama, is now being outed as Pakistani? It’s inconceivable. But yet, here we are, living the life that is Planet Earth in 2016.

#WakeUpSheeple

Jay Z’s ‘The Black Album’ Turned 13 Today

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Want to feel old? The Jay Z classic, The Black Album, was released 13 years ago to this day. It seemed like just yesterday I was bumping a LimeWire downloaded copy while dominating NBA Street Vol. 2 on my PS2. Where does the time go?

The Black Album was released on November 14, 2003, and it was both critically acclaimed and immensely popular. It was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Rap Album, and it was ranked number 349 on Rolling Stone’s list of the 500 greatest albums of all-time. The Black Album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, and it sold 463,000 copies in its first week. The album would go on to sell over three million copies, going platinum three times.

The Black Album was famously supposed to be Jay Z’s last album, but thankfully, that retirement didn’t last very long. Jay made his comeback in 2006, and while he’s put out a ton of quality music since then, I don’t think he’s had a body of work that’s been anywhere near The Black Album.

To celebrate the album’s 13th anniversary, watch Jay hear Timbaland’s beat for “Dirt off Your Shoulder” for the first time.

And because everyone likes to argue about rankings, here’s my top five songs from The Black Album in reverse, TRL-style order. Via Spotify:

Best Cooperative Multiplayer Games 2016: Top 5 Best Co-op Games Now

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Best Cooperative Multiplayer Games

Gaming is always better with a friend at your side. Whether you’re sitting together on the couch or connecting online and barking orders and encouragement at one another via voice chat, you’ll get far more out of any game if it allows you to team up with others. The key to a solid co-op game is that developers envisioned it for that purpose rather than shoehorning co-op in to add another bullet point to the game box. Soon after you pick up a controller, you can tell whether or not a game will be a chore or a breeze to play together.

Here’s a look at the best cooperative multiplayer games available right now:


5. Lego Marvel’s Avengers

Publisher: Warner Bros. Interactive
Developers: Traveller’s Tales
Platforms: Xbox One, PS4, Wii U, Vita, 3DS, PC, Xbox 360, PS3

Rounding up a ludicrous amount of characters from the most obscure reaches of comic book history, the game lets you and a friend brick-smash your way through loose interpretations of the stories presented in the Avengers movies, as well as several of the other recent Disney-made Marvel flicks.

ORDER: Borderlands: The Handsome Collection here


4. Super Mario 3D World

Publishers: Nintendo
Developer: Nintendo
Platforms: Wii U

You and up to three others choose Mario, Luigi, Peach or Toad, then help each other and mess with one another as you hop, run and glide your way through some of the most inventively designed levels Nintendo has ever created. Daunting boss battles are a lot more manageable when you’ve got a friend or three working on your side.

ORDER: Super Mario 3D World here


3. Gears of War 4

Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Developer: The Coalition
Platforms: Xbox One, PC

A brutal and invigorating continuation of the long-running third-person shooter series, the experience is designed from the ground up for campaign co-op. Be there for your buddies to lend weapons and ammo, revive them when they’re down and work in tandem to flank and draw cover fire from enemies. Once you’re done with the story, blow off steam with your pals in Horde 3.0 mode.

ORDER: Gears of War 4 here


2. Halo 5: Guardians

Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Developer: 343 Industrites
Platform: Xbox One

Switching among two stories of Spartans at odds, the game gives you the chance to march together as brothers in arms as you face down enemies in a twisting tale that is one of the better examples of storytelling in the franchise’s extensive universe. Developer 343 Industries shows that the Halo series is in good hands.

ORDER: Halo 5: Guardians here


1. Diablo III

Publisher: Blizzard Entertainment
Developer: Blizzard Entertainment
Platforms: Xbox One, PS4, PC, Xbox 360, PS3

Whether you’re pointing and clicking your mouse or button-mashing your way through demonic enemies on consoles, Diablo III provides some of the most exhilarating co-op action you’ll find in all of gamedom. Once you’ve found someone who works together well, you’ll probably find yourself moving through the campaign several times, selecting different complementary characters and venturing for new loot via rifts and expanded areas developers continue to tack on years after release.

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Rob Gronkowski Says This Play Is The Hardest He’s Ever Been Hit

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At 6’6″, 265 pounds, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski may literally be the most physically imposing, punishing player in the NFL today. Even as an offense player, Gronk is usually the only doling out the hits, and therefore the pain. Rarely does Gronk ever get tackled one-on-one, let alone get DROPPED like this. Leave it to Earl Thomas, who’s one of the two or three best safeties in the world, to give Gronk the hit of his professional career.

Via Pro Football Talk:

“Yeah, that was a big hit for sure; probably one of the hardest I’ve got hit in my career for sure,” Gronkowski said to reporters after the game. “[It was] by a good player; a good fast player who’s like a missile. It was a good, clean hit; nothing against it. I just took it and it just knocked the wind out of me a little bit, that’s all. If you’ve ever gotten the wind knocked out of you, you know what that feels like. Just down for about a minute or two, it’s a little tough to breath, but once it comes back, you’re good.”

[h/t Uproxx]

Am I Crazy If I Agree With Skip Bayless For Saying Conor McGregor Could Beat Floyd Mayweather?

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Skip Bayless is arguably one of the biggest trolls on the face of the planet. No one knows how to stir the pot quite like Bayless. He unfairly criticizes Lebron James 24/7. He somehow loves both the Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots and I don’t even know how that’s possible. Most importantly, he still believes Tim Tebow can be an NFL starting quarterback. In a weird way, I almost respect his troll game at this point because he truly believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

Knowing all of this, I can’t believe I am going to say this, but I have crossed over to the dark side. I am going to agree with Skip Bayless on a sports topic. On his show Undisputed, Bayless was debating with Shannon Sharpe if Conor McGregor could beat Floyd Mayweather Jr. in a boxing match. Here is a short clip from the debate.

It pains me to say this, but I agree with Skip Bayless. Conor McGregor could beat Floyd Mayweather Jr. in a boxing match. I promise you that I am not trying to be a troll. After watching the Irishman for the past three years, I am all in with McGregor. Time and time again, McGregor has conquered every challenge he has faced. He talks the talk but also walks the walk. Defeat José Aldo for UFC Featherweight Championship in 13 seconds? No problem. Win two titles in two different weight classes? No problem. The only hiccup in the road was the loss to Nate Diaz, but McGregor came back five months later and defeated Diaz when McGregor was fighting in a weight class that was 25 pounds higher than his normal weight.

So the question remains: How could Conor McGregor defeat Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match? The answer is with one knockout punch. Yes, I understand this would be extremely difficult to do because Mayweather has never been knocked out in his life. However, Mayweather has never faced a fighter with the punching power of McGregor. Mayweather would dance around the ring and play defense all night, but all McGregor needs to do is catch Mayweather with one vicious left hook and the fight would end. Is Mayweather a better boxer than McGregor? Of course. That being said, I’ll take my chances with the 28-year-old UFC superstar over the 39-year-old retired boxer.

The worst part in writing this article is no one will take me seriously anymore because I sided with Skip Bayless. Hey Skip, could you hook me up with a job now?


Conor McGregor Demanding Part Ownership Of UFC Following Win

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Conor McGregor dominated Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205, solidifying himself as the greatest pound-for-pound fighter in MMA today. What makes McGregor so valuable is that not only is he the greatest fighter right now, he’s also the best at selling his fights, a skill that’s becoming increasingly important in today’s market. When a guy like McGregor can help promote a pay-per-view event like UFC 205, everyone who fights on the card wins. More eyes equals more money, both in endorsements and sometimes (if you’re good enough) in direct checks from viewership. For example, Forbes estimates that McGregor earned $3.00-$5.00 per PPV buy at UFC 194.

A lot has changed in McGregor’s favor since UFC 194. He’s as victorious as he is notorious, more braggadocious than ever, and is now the reigning champion of two important UFC belts. His value is at an all-time high and it looks like he’s trying to cash in now, especially now that he’s got a baby (or two) on the way.

Here’s what McGregor said in a post-fight conference:

“They’ve (the UFC) got to come talk to me now, no one’s talked to me since the sale. Who owns the company now? Celebrities have shares in it now, who owns it and where’s my share? You want me to stick around, let’s talk. I want the ownership, I want what I deserve, I want what I’ve earned.

I can keep going all day but I’m aware of my worth. Whoever runs this shit has got to come to me. I’ve outgrown the contract. You want me to stick around, bring me onboard for real. Not just as this. I need to be set for life.”

Don’t Worry, The Rock Is Still Considering Running For President In 2020

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You wanna know what my legit first reaction was after finding out Donald Trump won the election? It was something like ‘holy sh*t, The Rock has a legit shot to win one day.’ I mean, hell, if we’re willing to elect an unlikeable, orange, uncharming, reality TV star, then we are MORE than capable of electing an extremely likable, not-orange, charismatic, movie star, right?

Rumors of a Dwayne Johnson presidential run have been swirling around all year, so much so that he addressed the issue both on Instagram and in an interview with Michael Strahan.

This week, Vanity Fair caught up with Johnson and asked o whether he was still thinking about political aspirations in the next election cycle. He stuck by his original answer: he’s not ruling it out.

“I wouldn’t rule it out. It would be a great opportunity to help people, so it’s possible. This past election shows that anything can happen.”

Already in politician form, the Rock is using non-answers that can’t be turned against him in the future. Dude hasn’t even started and he’s already a pro. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: I’d vote for The Rock TOMORROW.

WATCH: Alabama Prison Fight Features A Huge Elbow Drop From The Top Rope

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I don’t have much background information on this video, except that two inmates in an Alabama prison got into a fight. But who the hell needs context when you’ve got a massive elbow drop?

Roll Tide! Talk about running up the score. That guy clearly won the fight and could have easily walked away as the victor. But instead of calling it a day and playing cards for cigs, he decided to throw in two elbow drops for good measure. The second elbow drop was absolutely perfect too. There’s no doubt in my mind “Macho Man” Randy Savage is smiling down from heaven at such a graceful display.


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As for the guy who got his ass kicked, he needs to start planning his escape out of there pronto. I can’t imagine prison being a very fun place when everybody knows you as the guy who got elbow dropped into next week. It’s like Andy Dufresne used to say, “Get busy digging or get busy covering your butthole in the showers.”

‘College Gameday’ Confirms It Will Revisit Army-Navy Game This Year

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ESPN confirmed today that College Gameday will appear at the 117th Army-Navy game for the third time in the game’s history. This year’s installment of the Army-Navy game will see the ESPN College Gameday tour bus return to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor.

The last time College Gameday showed up at Army-Navy, the game was held in Philadelphia. In addition to a wonderful show of support for our future troops, that day also gave us this pretty unforgettable moment: when Lee Corso broke down in tears at the touching tribute that his co-workers gave him. Check out the heart-warming video below:

But another thing that we love so much about the game is that this is a game that’s almost impossible to ignore. Almost no one has seen either team this year, but that doesn’t mean people won’t be talking about it or checking out the hype. And thankfully ESPN has enough respect that they’ll help amp up the game even more.


Army-Navy College Football Viewing Details

Date: December 10, 2016
Time: 3:00 P.M.
Location: M&T Bank Stadium | Baltimore, MD
Channel: CBS

Western Michigan Broncos Cheerleaders: Hottest Photos Of The Squad

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The Western Michigan Broncos are currently in the midst of an unreal season. With their 37-21 victory over Kent State on Tuesday, November 8, they became the first NCAA team to reach 10 wins this season. The Broncos are undefeated with a 10-0 record, and they are ranked 14th in the country. They are one of only two undefeated teams left in college football, as the top-ranked Alabama Crimson Tide is also 10-0.

Because the Broncos have been playing so damn well, ESPN’s College GameDay will be at Kalamazoo on Saturday, November 19 for their game against the Buffalo Bills. This will be the first time that GameDay has ever been on Western Michigan’s campus.

A very nice bonus for GameDay viewers will be getting familiar with the Western Michigan Cheerleaders. These beautiful and talented young ladies most definitely know how to get a crowd on its feet. Check out the hottest photos of the squad in the gallery below.

Conor McGregor’s After-Party Recap: Nate Diaz Shows up, McGregor Sings “F*ck Donald Trump”

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Not sure if you heard, but there was a little fight going on at Madison Square Garden on Saturday. Something called “UFC 205”? Apparently, some little Irish guy, Conor McGregor (heard of him?) won the championship. News to me.

KIDDING. The city was f*cking wild on Saturday. I went to an Irish pub about two blocks from the Garden, and honestly, the atmosphere was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. Little known fact here, but those Irish can drink. SO YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW LIT McGregor’s own party was on Saturday night.

Of course, he arrived in true McGregor fashion:

Even his old buddy Nate Diaz made an appearance (I bet you these two are BOYS now):

Gigi Hadid Is Missing A Top In ‘Allure’ Cover Shoot

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Gigi Hadid’s Instagram/Reebok

Here’s some great news to put some pep in your step on a Monday, the lovely Gigi Hadid is on the cover of the December issue of Allure. In her interview, the 21-year-old model discusses her career, her relationship with former One Direction member Zayn Malik, and her mother’s battle with Lyme disease. It’s a fascinating read, but I’m guessing you just clicked on this blog to see the pics, so let’s get down to business.

In the gallery below, I took a couple of Gigi’s Allure photos and added in some of her best Instagram posts from the past month or so. You can click here to read her interview and check out all of the pictures from her Allure shoot.

The only thing I’m an expert on when it comes to horses is knowing how to piss away money at the track, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the proper way to ride a trusty steed. Even though Gigi’s form leaves a lot to be desired, I’ll turn a blind eye to her lack of horse riding fundamentals because of her graciousness to not wear a top. That’s a trade I’d make every day of the week and twice on Sundays.


John Oliver Says What We’re All Thinking: “F*ck You, 2016!”

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via HBO

John Oliver wrapped up season 3 of Last Week Tonight by saying what everyone else is thinking: f*ck you 2016. And we agree.

Bears WR Alshon Jeffery Suspended Four Games For Using PEDs

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Stacy Revere/Getty Images

The Chicago Bears’ nightmarish 2016 season continues. Just a day after they got blown out 36-10 by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to drop to 2-7, it was reported that Alshon Jeffery will be suspended four games for testing positive for PEDs.

The juice wasn’t even working for Jeffery, as all of his fantasy owners could tell you that the 26-year-old wide receiver was having a highly disappointing season. In nine games, Jeffery has caught 40 passes for 630 yards and one touchdown. On a per game basis, he’s posted by far his worst stats since his rookie year in 2012.

The 2013 Pro Bowler couldn’t have picked a more inopportune time to hit free agency, as his disastrous season is going to cost him millions upon millions of dollars. I haven’t seen fortunes change so drastically since the Duke brothers got outsmarted in Trading Places. He’s gotta be begging for a re-do.

How Old Would You Guess This Woman Is? I Bet You’re Wrong

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This is Jeanine Pirro, or as she’s more famously known, Judge Jeanine. You might recognize her as one of those Fox News nutjobs who spends their morning calling Obama a Muslim, but I recognize her as the New York prosecutor who botched the famous Robert Durst case. Either way.

Now, ready to guess how old she is? I’ll give you a second.

65. The woman in the above image is 65. Say what you will about her beliefs or politics, you have to admit she looks INCREDIBLE for her age. If my wife looks like that at age 65, she can be as delusional as she wants.

Pirro is an American prosecutor, judge, and former Republican elected official from the state of New York who is currently a legal analyst and television personality. Pirro is the host of Fox News Channel’s political commentary television program Justice with Judge Jeanine and contributes to other Fox News programs and NBC’s Today. She previously hosted a television court program, Judge Jeanine Pirro, later known simply as Judge Pirro.

Prior to television, Pirro served as a county court judge before serving as the elected district attorney of Westchester County for 12 years. As a district attorney, she gained considerable visibility, especially in cases regarding domestic abuse and crimes against the elderly. She was the first female judge on the Westchester County Court bench. So to her credit, she was a pretty successful judge before she became a full-time TV-yeller-person.

It’s at this point you’ll find yourself asking “Would I smash?” The answer? Yes. Yes, you would.

 

WATCH: You Haven’t Yet Seen The Most Insane College Football Highlight Video From This Weekend

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If you were watching ESPN, or CBS, or even the SEC Network, you probably missed the Morningside College vs. Northwestern College NAIA game this weekend. It’s a shame, really, because the greatest highlight play of the day was pretty incredible to watch. Thankfully, the college football nuts over at Reddit’s /r/cfb recorded the rollercoaster ride.

Watch as Morningside’s running back Tyler Kavan is stripped of the ball, finds his way back into the play, then intercepts the defender’s poor attempt at a lateral, and finally, scores a TD. I cannot fathom how tired this guy must be after this play. My lungs are killing me just watching it.

WATCH: Michael J. Fox Rips “All Along the Watchtower” Guitar Solo With Dave Matthews

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Over the weekend, the Michael J. Fox Foundation hosted their annual “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s” charity event. During the festivities, Fox joined Dave Matthews onstage to perform “All Along the Watchtower.” Watch Fox bring the house down with some fancy guitar work.

YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU’RE LOOKING FOR!?!? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!! That was awesome. I knew that Fox could play guitar in real life, as I remember him rocking out with Coldplay over the summer. What I didn’t know is that he was capable of melting off faces like that. Such an impressive performance.

It’s been a huge week for actors with musical chops. First, we had Shia LaBeouf freestyling his crazy ass off on “Sway in the Morning,” and now, we have Marty McFly himself ripping guitar solos. Hell, even Dave Chappelle got into the mix by singing Radiohead’s “Creep” at an SNL afterparty. Maybe a Trump presidency won’t be so bad after all?

According to Today, last year’s event raised $5 million for Parkinson’s research, so let’s hope Fox inspired donors to write even bigger checks this time around.

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