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Cyberspace is a battleground of epic proportions, where keyboard warriors from every walk of life, whether it be iPhone 3, 4, 5, 6…, and Android-whatever users come to hash out their differences without the filter of face to face interaction. Twitter is their Colosseum, and the “void” is their God. Here’s a look back on the some of the most devastating comebacks, shutdowns, and absolute, undeniable, obliterations that we’ve witnessed on Twitter. So what’ll it be, or …
1. Chris D’Elia and The Cult Vs. Logan Paul and Logang
In the wake of what many think should have ended his career, Logan Paul, documentarian/hype generator of suicide victims’ dead bodies, decided to wrap himself up with notorious administer of third-degree burns, comedian Chris D’Elia, over Twitter. Keep in mind, Logan Paul’s virtual and physical castration was still fresh on the minds of everyone at the time this transpired. In this battle of wits, there is one clear winner – see if you can pinpoint exactly where Logan Paul gets ripped apart.
2. Chelsea Handler Vs Nick Cannon
This wasn’t a beef so much as it was a Corny Ham if you know what I mean. Hahahaha, but all jokes aside, all the way to the side (looking at you, 2010 Nick Cannon), Nick Cannon ousted himself as a poor sport in comedy and an even worse player. Chelsea Handler didn’t clap back, and Cannon was left to fend for himself. Unfortunately, the tweets from almost a decade ago have been deleted, so here’s a remake of what went down:
*In 2017, Chelsea Handler made some remarks about Nick Cannon on a talk show, and the Cannon fired back!*
2010
@Chelsea Handler: I just head Nick Cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?
@NickCannon: @Chelseahandler is like the new @joanrivers, just without the funny and more plastic surgery
@NickCannon: @Chelseahandler @Eminem @Howardstern why do all these angry ugly white trash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!
@NickCannon: @50cent wasn’t hitting @Chelseahandler, they were just sharing testosterone tips
@NickCannon: Just talked to @50cent, he said he made @Chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!
@NickCannon: @Chelsea Handler looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels
2017
@NickCannon: “Sounds like @chelseahandler wants 2 WildOut! Its easy to throw rocks at the thrown from behind a wall. Come out of hiding and come to @MTV2.”
@NickCannon: “I didn’t hear what @chelseahandler said about me because I don’t watch her show. (NO ONE DOES) What channel is it on, Public access?”
@NickCannon: “I would be glad to have @chelseahandler on any of my shows. I have several… On many different networks… #NoHumble.”
@NickCannon: “Maybe @chelseahandler few fans can come convince her to be on #WildinOut were real comics get down #ScaredMuch.”
@NickCannon: “Hey @chelseahandler remember my radio prank. #CantTakeAJoke#FiredHerPublicist I still love you!! LOL.”
@NickCannon: “Funny thing is I still don’t know what she said, but she’s been hating for years. Can someone send me a link?”
@NickCannon: “Come on @chelseahandler do the show! It’s a lot of black guys over here! It’s like a Buffet for you!!”
3. Donald Trump Takes Aim At Ted And Heidi Cruz
How can we feel safe when we know the irresponsible and impulsive Donald Trump has the launch codes to Nuclear meme warfare!! The president of the free world flamed Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi Cruz with a subtle suggestion that his supermodel wife was indeed hotter than Cruz’s bank manager wife. This really happened, and Cruz’s clapback was even sadder.
In response, @tedcruz liked a tweet from a porn account. Admittedly, I can’t prove the two incidents were directly related, but I like to bring up Cruz’s closet porn hobby whenever I can.
Knowing what you now know, if you’d like to read one of the most pathetic pieces of literature ever written, check this out.
4. Amber Rose Vs. Khloe Kardashian
It’s always fun when two role models decide to challenge one another in a bout of ethics and morals. In this episode, Amber Rose defends her honor.
5. Meek Mill Vs. Drake
“Is that a world tour, or ya’ girls tour?”
Drake didn’t hold back during his beef with Meek Mill. He not only dropped the above lyric in “Back to Back,” he also said the more relevant to this article bar “Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers”
Remember when everyone was saying that?? Initially, Meek Mill, who was sleeping with Nicki Minaj at the time accused Drake of not writing his own lyrics.
Drake never responded on Twitter, but his fans spoke for him with some potent memes that are still peppering the internet. Drake did, however, come at Meek Mill directly at some of his concerts.