This year’s Oscar Gift Bag–the door prize for everyone nominated for an Academy Award–is valued at $125K and includes vibrators and weed vaporizers. Hollywood is so edgy, guys.
But no seriously, a small part of me thinks this is hilarious and the larger part of me is really pissed I didn’t pay more attention to Mr. Duncan and his acting tips. I want this bag. Sh*t, I want anything that’s valued at $125K. Here’s what’s in the bag, via Variety:
• 3-night stay at a resort in Tuscany ($1,500)
• Luxury train ride through the Canadian Rockies ($14,500+)
• French Mediterranean sea salts worth ($1,500)
• Custom silver necklace inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates of the Dolby Theater from Lat & Lo ($150)
• A “glamping trip” ($12,500)
• $800 gift certificate for custom candy and dessert buffet
• Haze vaporizer ($250)
• Afterglow vibrator ($250)
• Wellness 360 gift pack ($1,200)
• Year’s worht of all-Audi A4 car rental ($20,000)
• Reset Yourself lifestyle makeover package ($14,200)
We’ll be the first to admit that a lot of this stuff sounds pointless but awesome, however the one prize I actually have a problem with is the “Reset Yourself” lifestyle makeover package. Dudes, these people are making MILLIONS in movies. Tell me again what the f*ck they need to “reset?”
Just sit back with your Haze vaporizer and (if you’re a girl) your Afterglow vibrator and enjoy yourselves.
One note: The people who get these Academy Awards gift bags have to pay taxes on them. For that reason, most people give them away.
H/T Brobible
