I really don’t want to get into it right now, but putting the whole “men must put the toilet seat down” argument is just for the birds. I don’t buy into it now and I’m certainly not going to buy into it when I’m older and even lazier.
Enter the Main Drain, the Official Detatchable Urinal of Bachelor Pad Bathrooms© since three days ago when its Kickstarter project launched.
So now instead of getting into a ridiculously heated argument about forgetting one simple task, I’m able to go number one in my own Main Drain. Problem solved. No more difficult “women” complaining about having to put porcelain down.