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Smoking cigarettes in bars or restaurants is probably illegal, depending on which state you live in. Until today, though, lighting up a joint or blunt was illegal everywhere. But leave it to Denver to pave the way for marijuana enthusiasts, who are now going to be able to blaze it up in certain permitted establishments. It’s all thanks to the passing of Initiative 300, which essentially creates a program for certain businesses to allow patrons to get high on their premises.

Technically all the votes on Initiative 300 haven’t been fully counted, but it’s looking popular enough that opponents of the law have conceded.

Here’s CBS Denver‘s take on the new law:

Initiative 300 creates a pilot program that would let Denver bar and restaurant owners and other business owners apply for permits allowing for “bring-your-own” social marijuana use at their establishments. The permit would require neighborhood approval, by a city-registered group or a business district.

Under the permit, an establishment could allow people 21 and over to vape and consume cannabis products indoors in designated areas, and smoke outdoors, not within 100 feet of a school and not visible from a public right of way.

So the rule is that if a bar or restaurant gets the permit, patrons will legally be allowed to vape or eat weed products on their premises. If the establishment is 100 feet or more away from a school and has an outdoor section not visible to the public, then patrons can smoke outdoors. This isn’t some crazy law that’s letting people blaze in nice restaurants or anything, but it’s a nice step moving forward for people who like to smoke marijuana recreationally.

What we’re trying to say is that a trip to Denver this winter is going to be more worthwhile than ever.

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Does this look like the face of a kid that you’d find vomiting near a Jeep with a totally shredded rear tire? Guess what? He is. He’s that and a wholllleee lot more. Our dude right here, Sai Ramagiri, is an outright savage, as the South Brunswick teenager was arrested three times in five days over the course of celebrating his birthday.

I mean don’t get me wrong, turning 19 is dope and all, but it’s not necessarily a milestone of a birthday. For your 19th birthday, getting arrested once is maybe, kind of, barely acceptable. But three times is straight up ignorant. After the second arrest, you’d figure the kid would be like, “Mmmmhhmmm… maybe I should chill the f*ck out.” Nope, not Sai Ramagiri. Sai Ramagiri looked himself in the mirror, slapped himself across the face (not really), and said “Sai, you baby-back-bitch, sack up, go out there and get yourself arrested a THIRD TIME. It’s your goddamn 19th birthday.”

The first arrest, via Patch:

His first arrest was on Nov. 8, when police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle at 1:30 p.m. Officer William Beard found Ramagiri vomiting near a Jeep with a totally shredded rear tire.

Beard smelled alcohol on Ramagiri’s breath and conducted a field sobriety test. After failing the test, police found marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car. He was arrested for DWI, possession of a controlled dangerous substance and several motor vehicle summonses, and he was released.

Pretty serious shit. You would hope the police/prosecutor would cut him a break on this one considering he was only 18 at the time. And they probably would have gone easy on him during his trial, until this happened:

The second arrest:

Two days later, on Nov. 10, Monmouth Junction Fire Department came across a 2016 Porsche up against a guardrail on Ridge Road. Ramagiri was there and told fire officials he didn’t crash, just ran out of gas.

Officer Bafti Salihi arrived shortly thereafter, and after spotting a marijuana cigarette sticking out of Ramagiri’s pocket, determined he was under the influence again. For the second time in three days, Ramagiri was charged with possession of controlled dangerous substance and driving while under the influence and released.

Our dude Ramagiri just loves the chronic, gotta respect it. Ramagiri celebrated his 19th birthday on the 11th, but was not arrested that day. He was arrested two days later, November 13.

The third arrest:

For his final arrest, Beard saw Ramagiri driving the same white Porsche on Ridge Road but knew his driving privileges were suspended, because Beard had been the one to arrest him.

Ramagiri was pulled over, and the car smelled like burnt marijuana, according to police. Beard found less than 50 grams of marijuana in the car and arrested Ramagiri with possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

Kid loves pot. Gotta hand it to him for his ‘never say die’ attitude about the whole thing. Ramagiri literally gave zero f*cks: driving the same car, in the same town, still smoking the same drugs. Don’t worry kid, in a couple years it’ll be legal in New Jersey too.

Also, Mom & Dad, you should probabbllyyy take away the keys to the f*cking Porsche.

[h/t Patch]

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The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Brooklyn Nets 125-118 last night at the Staples Center. Despite being a studio analyst for last night’s game, that final score was probably news to James Worthy. Watch him become totally hypnotized by a dancing Laker Girl.

Big Game James, you old dog, you! Even though she was clearly very attractive, you would think that seeing a Laker Girl dance would be nothing to a guy like Worthy. I can’t even imagine some of the wild sh*t that went down back in the day with the Showtime Lakers.

Worthy was an integral part of three of the Lakers’ championship teams, so you know damn well he was swimming in babes. That guy’s turned down more ass than I’ll ever get in my lifetime, and yet, the motor is still running for Worthy. You gotta respect that insatiable drive, as that’s how you become a Hall of Famer on and off the court. What a legendary cocksman.

Over the past few years, a the walking simulator genre has gotten more and more popular. Emphasizing quiet contemplation and exploration over action and adversaries, the games are often more interactive stories than they are games. You roam around at your will, picking up subtle environmental clues that spur you where to go next. While not for everyone, these methodical, brainy experiences can be a refreshing change of pace from the usual button-mashers and shooters.

Here’s a look at the best walking simulators available right now:

5. The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

Publisher: The Astronauts
Developers: The Astronauts
Platforms: PS4, PC

A paranormal investigator journeys to a small Wisconsin town to seek out the disappearance of a 12-year-old boy. Mysterious forces are at work, sometimes twisting your perspective to the point where you may not be able to trust what you see. This is one of the creepier games on the market.

ORDER: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter here

4. Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture

Publishers: Sony Computer Entertainment
Developer: The Chinese Room
Platforms: PS4, PC

Seemingly overnight, most everyone in a British village has disappeared, leaving only audio recordings, notes and a series of mysterious lights that figures to point the way toward what happened to everyone. Darkly spiritual undertones pulse throughout the lonesome voyage.

ORDER: Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture here

3. Dear Esther

Publisher: The Chinese Room
Developer: The Chinese Room
Platforms: Xbox One, PS4, PC

A devastated, emotionally broken widower walks around an island, noticing things that spark narration of memories of his dead wife. While most walking simulators have a few puzzles and some interaction, this lacks those and is one of the more passive games on the market. As is the case in all these games, the writing carries the otherwise bland material.

ORDER: Dear Esther here

2. Gone Home

Publisher: The Fullbright Company
Developer: The Fullbright Company
Platforms: Xbox One, PS4, PC

Set in 1995 and soaked in period detail, the game is set in a home in an Oregon town. You play a girl who has returned home after spending time away. As you rifle through filing cabinets, pictures and answering machine messages, you piece together what went on in the lives of your family members, unveiling subtly haunting mysteries.

ORDER: Gone Home here

1. Firewatch

Publisher: Panic
Developer: Campo Santo
Platforms: Xbox One, PS4, PC

Camped out in a desolate Wyoming forest, your only source of human contact is a woman on the other end of a handheld radio. You learn about the area’s history, investigate oddities and find yourself generating an intense relationship with your long-distance colleague. Choices you make can influence the way the story plays out, leading to different endings.

ORDER: Firewatch here

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Four players on the Purdue Boilermakers football team have been accused of sexual assault by two Purdue women. The women claim that they were assaulted at an off-campus house on October 13, the residence where the four players lived. Although this is just becoming news now, the two alleged victims claim that they reported the assault to the school and the West Lafayette Police Department the following day.

The problem? Well, the biggest problem is that there’s a chance that two women were sexually assaulted. The second biggest problem is that now the law firm representing these two women, Massillamany & Jeter LLP, is demanding that the four students are expelled from the school.

The four accused players (who have not yet been named) were, in fact, suspended from the team pending the formal hearing, but were allowed to attend class. But that’s not good enough for Massillamany & Jeter or their clients. They want them gone ASAP.

From WishTV.com:

Massillamany is asking university administrators to expedite expulsion proceedings against those involved.

“School officials must move quickly to hold these players accountable for their actions and show these victims that their voices are being heard,” Massillamany stated in a release. “Purdue and other schools have an obligation to send a message that this type of activity will not be tolerated.”

According to Massillamany & Jeter LLP, some of the accused players have criminal records. One has been charged with battery resulting in serious bodily injury. A second player was previously charged with theft, and a third with possession of marijuana; both had their charges dismissed as part of a pre-trial diversion program.

I would first like to point out that rape or sexual assault is unacceptable and that anyone found guilty of it is the lowest of the low. Second, however, is that our nation’s justice system is built around the idea of innocent until proven guilty, which is apparently being ignored in this particular case. Due process isn’t something that’s just afforded to those of us who aren’t school athletes.

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$100 Million. And yes, I think he’s totally worth it. Every person on the planet would tune in for this fight. I can’t even imagine what pay-per-view sales would be.

McGregor and Mayweather have been chirping back and forth all week, with Mayweather calling him an “ant” and McGregor daring him to “say that to my face.” But according to TMZ, Tuesday night at 1 OAK in New York City, McGregor took over the DJ booth, hijacked the mic and called out Mayweather for the whole club to hear:

“Floyd’s not ready for this,” McGregor said.

“Much respect to Floyd. He’s a solid businessman on what he’s been able to do … he’s a f**king animal at what he’s been able to do. But as far as real fighting … as far as true pure unarmed combat … Floyd don’t want none of this.”

“He wants a boxing match, he doesn’t want a fight.”

“I want a $100 million cash to fight him under boxing rules … he’s afraid of a real fight.”

As much sh*t as Conor McGregor talks, he tells it like it is, and we can’t help but agree.

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Finally, an Internet holiday that I can support.

November 16 is known as National Fast Food Day. How does one celebrate this glorious holiday? Simply go out and eat fast food. This is my kind of celebration. Just eat and use the hashtag #NationalFastFoodDay. You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone. You don’t have to make awkward conversations with aunts and uncles. You can just go to your local drive-through and feast on delicious and fattening fried food. Life is good.

In honor of National Fast Food Day, let’s take a look at the Top 5 Iconic Fast Food Chains By State.

5. Illinois – McDonald’s

The Golden Arches. The Godfather of All Fast Food. The staple in every human being’s diet. McDonald’s is the Babe Ruth of fast food restaurants. McDonald’s is the restaurant that you can always trust to be there for you because frankly, it’s all over the world. I have traveled all over Europe and have managed to find a McDonald’s everywhere I have stayed. It’s universal. My favorite thing about McDonald’s is the dollar menu (I know it’s called the McPick Two now but I refuse to acknowledge its presence.). My go-to meal is two McChickens, a small fry, and a soda. It usually costs less than six dollars. Can’t beat that price.

4. Georgia – Chick-fil-A

The Peach State loves their chicken sandwiches and there is no better place to get them than Chick-fil-A. Living in New York my whole life, I rarely had Chick-fil-A growing up because it was predominately only down South. Over the past couple years, Chick-fil-A has entered the Northeast and I, for one, could not be happier. The chicken sandwiches are amazing and the Chick-fil-A sauce is the perfect compliment to the sandwich. I have to be honest, though. I’m not the biggest fan of the waffle fries. They are way too soft for me. Crisp them up a bit and Chick-fil-A moves up in these power rankings.

3. Colorado – Chipotle

I guess we know what people from Colorado like to eat when they have the munchies. Even though Chipotle is labeled as a “white girl specialty,” Chipotle is really good. I’m all for customization when it comes to food and Chipotle gives you the keys to the kingdom. Whatever you want for your meal, you can have it. That being said, I am 1000% on Team Bowl. I’m not trying to pick a fight with Team Burrito, but burritos are only good when you are hungover. I like to get a little taste of each ingredient in every bite. Do burritos allow that? No. One minute you’re eating mostly rice and then the next minute you get a bite of only sour cream. That’s why I’m a bowl guy. You combine every ingredient to make each bite heavenly. It doesn’t get better than that.

2. California – In-N-Out Burger

Why can’t we have this on the East Coast? Every time I have been to California, I have always made it a point to make a stop at In-N-Out Burger. They are probably my favorite burgers in the fast food game. They taste like they were made in a fancy restaurant, but you don’t have to wait more than five minutes to get them. Do I even need to mention the secret menu? If you don’t go animal style on your fries or burger, I’m not sure if I can talk you ever again. If I have to play devil’s advocate, the fries could be better. If the fries were just a little more crunchy, In-N-Out could easily be number one in these rankings.

1. Ohio – Wendy’s

Congratulations Ohio! You picked the best fast food restaurant in the country with Wendy’s. Wendy’s does it all. Burgers, nuggets, chicken sandwiches, chili, etc. Wendy’s does everything well. The spicy chicken sandwich is my favorite fast food item ever. People might give Wendy’s some heat for their fries, but they have vastly improved ever since they made the switch to sea salt fries. They are definitely not the crispiest fries, but they make up for it in taste. I haven’t even mentioned the best item on the menu yet, the frosty. The frosty is hands-down the best dessert item in the fast food game. There might not be a better combo than dipping french fries into a frosty. If you have my two favorite items at one restaurant, then you get the seal of approval as the top fast food restaurant.

Side note: I am embarrassed to be from the state of New York knowing that our selection for most iconic fast food chain was Sbarro. I just threw up in my mouth thinking of Sbarro’s pizza. It’s garbage. Why would someone ever eat at Sbarro’s over a local Italian pizzeria in New York City? The city is the best place to eat pizza in the entire country and we just spit in every pizzeria’s face by selecting Sbarro. Awful decision, New York.

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It may be from being in two of the biggest fights in the history of UFC, but Nate Diaz is one of the biggest names in the entire sport. After upsetting McGregor in UFC 196, their second bout in UFC 202 was one of the best sporting events I have ever watched, one that absolutely catapulted UFC’s popularity through the roof. So for the life of me, I cannot figure out why the UFC would not give Diaz, as well as his brother, tickets to UFC 205 in Madison Square Garden last weekend.

In an interview with ESPN, Diaz stated that he or his brother, Nick Diaz, were not given tickets to the event last Saturday by UFC President, Dana White. I’m not going to tell White how to handle his business because he’s made millions upon millions of dollars, but this move seemed a bit strange to me.

I understand that the Diaz and his brother may do things that the UFC doesn’t want to see from one of their top fighters, but that’s what he is: a top fighter. You have to treat him as one. Again, it may only be from his place in two fights with McGregor, who is undoubtedly the biggest star in the sport himself, but those two fights broke the record for PPVs sold in UFC history. How can Dana White show him absolutely zero respect by not giving him a ticket?

My guess is that White wanted to make UFC 205 all about McGregor and his quest to obtain his second championship belt (which he did and I won big money on), and from that sense I can somewhat understand. The night was supposed to be about McGregor, and I would imagine that the camera would pan over to Diaz multiple times throughout the night, and the color commentators would keep bringing up a potential third fight between the two. So yes, if that was White’s prerogative, I understand him not giving tickets to the Diaz brothers.

But on the other hand, the entire world wants to see McGregor vs. Diaz for a third and most likely final time. I can’t reiterate enough how good the first two fights were, they were absolutely must-watch television. White not giving Diaz a ticket to the event was a metaphorical slap in the face to the fighter and could have maybe pissed him off enough to point where he doesn’t want the third fight to happen.

Diaz does not even come close to the same stratosphere as McGregor in terms of popularity and showmanship, but what I love about him is that he is the grittiest and toughest son of a bitch in the entire UFC. It doesn’t matter how many shots he takes to the face (which is a lot by the way), he is nearly impossible to knock out. He doesn’t bring the same type of electricity as Conor McGregor does to an arena, but he can fight with the best of them.

White has said in the past that a third fight between Diaz and McGregor won’t happen, but personally, I think he is full of shit. The entire world wants to see it happen, and there would be an absurd amount money that would be missed if the UFC didn’t do it. Hopefully, a deal gets done, but Diaz comes across as a pretty prideful guy, so White not giving him a ticket to UFC 205 could possibly prevent it from happening.

It was indeed a very strange move from White not treating one of his biggest fighters like a true star last Saturday, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see what his reason behind it was.

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There’s dumb, and then there’s this guy. Not only did he absolutely butcher his Joker costume. Not only did he assault a dude. But the dude assaulted someone because of a mistaken identity and as he did it, he yelled out his own name, jersey number, and hometown. For real, if you ever want to commit assault, read this story, and then do the EXACT opposite, and you’ll be golden. You can assault people left and right as long as you do the EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT DARREN CARRINGTON DID.

Via Oregon Live:

Mike Holland, 22, a graduate who now lives in Austin, Texas, said he was visiting Eugene to watch the Arizona State game with friends. About 2:00 A.M. on Oct. 30, near campus, Holland said Carrington approached his group and, unprovoked, shoved him off a curb into the street, where he broke his arm in the fall.

They said Carrington yelled at the group that he’d “heard what you said about me” from a car. Holland said the group did not have a car that night and believes that Carrington confused Holland or his group with someone else.

“Before I had even time to process what was going on fully, I was pushed at full force, kind of like you would to a bench press, from Carrington,” Holland said. “As I was breaking my fall on the asphalt with my right hand, I landed pretty forcefully. That’s when I broke my arm.”

So right off the rip, this is already an absolutely botched assault attempt. However, Carrington seemed determined to make it the most obvious crime in the history of crime:

After the alleged shove, Holland and witnesses also said Carrington began yelling at the group as they began walking to the hospital, saying, “‘I’m Darren Carrington, No. 7, wide receiver for the Ducks, that’s right, Darren Carrington, San Diego, California,’” Holland said.

Carrington MUST have been trying to recreate Jared Leto’s Joker by just being the absolute worst criminal of all time. #BringBackHeathLedgerFromTheDead

[h/t Oregon Live]

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Earlier today, I wrote about Hall of Famer James Worthy getting hypnotized by a dancing Lakers Girl. That hilarious Vine inspired me to devote an entire post to the lovely Laker Girls. It was a tough job digging through photo after photo of these beautiful young women, but that’s how deep my commitment is to bringing my readers hard-hitting journalism.

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Before we get into the good stuff, here’s a little background infomation on the Laker Girls. They are an all-female cheerleading squad for the NBA’s Los Angeles Lakers, and they currently have 22 ladies on their roster. The Lakers’ late owner Jerry Buss came up with the idea of having dancers on the sidelines during games, and for that we owe him a debt of gratitude. The Laker Girls made their debut in 1979, and they have been delighting fans ever since.

The most famous former Laker Girl is Paula Abdul. She was discovered by The Jacksons while dancing during a game, and they hired her to choreograph the music video to “Torture.” Abdul would go from choreographing music videos and movie scenes, to selling a sh*tload of records as a singer, to having to deal with world-class prick Simon Cowell on American Idol.

Now that you know a little history about the Laker Girls, enjoy the hottest photos of the cheerleading squad. The action on the court isn’t the only reason Jack Nicholson has had season tickets for so long.

Hector Fraire likes to go fast. Like, stupid fast. As in, 201 MPH fast–which I think we can all agree isn’t just dangerous to himself, but anyone even remotely close to him on the road. Oh, and did we mention that this was at night? And that in an effort to elude the police he turned off both of his brake lights and his headlights, making him invisible to anyone in his vicinity?

The patrol says Trooper Ryan Smith pulled over 19-year-old Hector Fraire Saturday on the Kilpatrick Turnpike in Oklahoma City. Authorities say Fraire was driving a Ford Mustang and the trooper’s radar clocked the car at 176 mph and then 208 mph.

Authorities say the driver attempted to elude the state trooper, turning off his headlights and brake lights at one point.

Fraire was eventually pulled over at a red light. The highway patrol says the driver stopped his car and dropped his keys out of the window [source].

Thankfully, an Oklahoma State Trooper trooper arrested the stupid idiot before he killed anyone or went back to the future, forever altering our universe… Although judging from recent political events, it appears this might not be the first time he’s ever driven that quickly.

And because I know you’re curious, Fraire was driving a 2011 Ford Mustang, although I’m sure it was modified to reach speeds that quickly. In fact, the guys over at TigerDroppings (where we found out about this guy) speculated that Fraire might have been driving that quickly because he was testing said modifications.

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For those who can’t wait much longer for Breath of The Wild, this real life Legend of Zelda inspired adventure should keep fans very busy. Nintendo and the maze-building company Scrap are partnering up to launch Defenders of The Triforce, the very first Zelda room escape experience.

The setup for Defenders of the Triforce is familiar because once again, Ganon has the legendary Triforce in his evil possession. Participants will be tasked to find signature items, solve puzzles, and interact with familiar NPCs. If you ever wanted to see someone fold up Goron-style, now’s your chance. The event will allow six people per team and a one-hour time limit for the challenge.

Tickets are available now for a select number of locations in the United States. For anyone who still remains skeptical, Scrap claims itself to have a participant success rate of 2%.

Looks like that famous victory chime will take some more effort.

• San Francisco – Jan. 31-Feb. 5
• Los Angeles – Feb. 10-12
• San Diego – Feb. 24-25
• Seattle – TBA
• Chicago – TBA
• New York – TBA
• Houston – TBA
• Phoenix –TBA

Honestly, though, this sounds exciting. Officially promoted by Nintendo? No mentions of the words “temple” “water” or “tingle”?  All good things.

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News Team, Assemble!

In this hilarious mashup by Funny or Die, the Channel 4 News Team from Anchorman is back and this time, they are tackling baseball as the team reacts to the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series. The whole gang from Anchorman is seen in the video and shout their favorite catchphrases, such as Champ Kind’s “Whammy!”

During Game 7 of the World Series, Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo quoted a line from Anchorman to describe how he was feeling at the time, which might have led to the inspiration behind the mashup. Let’s just say Rizzo made Ron Burgundy proud that night.

Overall, the video was pretty funny and any fan of Anchorman will enjoy it. I will make you one, I promise. The short clip is definitely funnier than all of Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.

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Just when it looked like things couldn’t possibly get any worse for the 0-10 Cleveland Browns, their dreadful quarterback history was the subject of a question on Jeopardy. Watch Alex Trebek cruelly remind Browns fans of their total inability to find a quarterback worth a damn.

Talk about kicking somebody when they’re down. That Trebek is a cold-hearted son of a bitch. Brady Quinn seemed to enjoy the attention, though.

It’s a good thing that Quinn was able to get a laugh out of it because I know one Browns fan who sure as hell wasn’t chuckling.

Sorry, Cleveland. At least you’ll always have Derek Anderson’s magical Pro Bowl season in 2007. The haters can never take that away from you.

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Dave Chappelle has been everywhere this week, and rightfully so. He absolutely crushed SNL and reminded all of us why we fell in love with him over a decade ago. So naturally, everyone is trying to get their hands on as much Dave Chappelle as they can.

Here we have Dave Chappelle’s first major appearance on national television on some show called Star Search, allllll the way back in 1993 (the greatest year ever, shout out ’93). As Dave says in the act, he’d previously appeared on BET but that of course, no one was watching.

Fun fact: Chappelle appeared on Star Search 3 times, and lost every single time. Obviously, the judges or voters or whatever were completely unqualified, because today, Dave Chappelle is considered one of, if not the, greatest living comedian.

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Count Michael Shannon among the people who are livid that Donald Trump will be our next president. The 42-year-old actor from Lexington, Kentucky tore Trump supporters a new one in recent interviews with RogerEbert.com and Metro. Here are the juiciest bits from his RogerEbert.com interview:

Can you make sense of any of that for me—how Trump was elected? 

Yeah, I’ll tell you how to make sense of it: This country’s filled with ignorant jackasses. The big red dildo running through the middle of our country needs to be annexed to be its own country of moronic assholes. You can call it the United States of Moronic F*cking Assholes.

Do you think those assholes started off that way, or that people are inherently good and lost? 

I don’t know how people got so goddamn stupid. But it’s really weird, because it’s like the last eight years, now it feels like a lie. Like, this has been festering underneath the whole time. Racists, sexists. And a lot of these people, they don’t know why the f*ck they’re alive. They know it. They’re doing drugs, f*cking killing themselves. Because they’re like, ‘Why the f*ck am I alive? I can’t get a job, I don’t know anything about anything, I have no curiosity for life or the world.’ So this Trump thing is like getting a box of firecrackers, or something. It’s like, ‘Well, this will be fun for a little while, this’ll kill some time.’ Because, y’know, the jackass will be amusing on television, stay stupid sh*t. Make everybody clap. Hillary would have been too boring, I suppose. It’s the worst thing that’s ever happened. It’s the worst. This guy is going to destroy civilization as we know it, and the earth, and all because of these people who don’t have any idea why they’re alive.

I gotta say, the United States of Moronic F*cking Assholes does have a nice ring to it. Might start printing up the t-shirts as we speak. And now, here’s the best stuff from his Metro interview:

I was going to avoid talking about this, but I suppose it’s unavoidable.
No, it’s unavoidable. It should be talked about constantly. It should be the only thing anyone talks about.

There’s not even a way to talk to the other side. You may want to share something on Facebook, but the algorithms only allow people to see the news they want.
The wall isn’t between the U.S. and Mexico; the wall is between people who voted for Trump and people who didn’t. And we’ve got to do something about it. I don’t want to live in a country where people voted for Trump. I want to live in some other f—ing country. But I don’t want to run away. So we’re just going to have to bust this thing up.

I’m not even sure how to bust things up. We have to invent a new way.
There’s a lot of old people who need to realize they’ve had a nice life, and it’s time for them to move on. Because they’re the ones who go out and vote for these assholes. If you look at the young people, between 18 and 25, if it was up to them Hillary would have been president. No offense to the seniors out there. My mom’s a senior citizen. But if you’re voting for Trump, it’s time for the urn.

My parents voted for Trump and I’m still not sure how to talk to them about that.
F— ’em. You’re an orphan now. Don’t go home. Don’t go home for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Don’t talk to them at all. Silence speaks volumes.

Goddamn, tell us how you really feel! We’ve had a lot of hot takes about Trump voters since he won the election, but that might be the hottest of them all. I don’t think I’ve seen Michael so fired up since he got his ass kicked by Eminem in 8 Mile.

I just hope nobody shows Shannon the video of an anti-Trump protester getting lit up or else he might end up having a total meltdown. This bone-crushing tackle could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

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Finally some decent news out of the Trump transition? Question mark?

During his run for the White House, Donald Trump said if he was elected president, he would have to change his hairstyle because he wouldn’t have time to maintain it, as he would be working his butt off in the Oval Office. Like all of his wild policies (cough cough WALL cough cough), let’s see if he actually commits to this one.

Via the Des Moines Register, from a June 2015 article:

“I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb,” he said. “I wouldn’t have time, because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my ass off.”

So what do we think? Should the Donald change his iconic look? Is he even moving into the White House? Is any of this actually real, or are the operators of the matrix that we’re living in asleep at the wheel? Who the f*ck knows anymore? I’m riding the wave.

I hope he keeps his hair, to be honest. I mean, how could I say goodbye to THIS:

(Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

[h/t Des Moines Register]

Mannequin Challenges are everywhere these days. Shoot, I mean we’ve already written one article about them today. And as much as I’d like to go and live my life without seeing another viral video challenge post on COED.com, when you have Alabama Department of Corrections inmates smuggling camera phones into their cell blocks to offer an inside view of their life, we’re going to write about that.

So yeah, in case you didn’t understand from either the title or my first paragraph, a group of Alabama prisoners recorded their own version of the Mannequin Challenge. At first watch, I thought it was actually extremely boring. Like all I noticed was the people reading Qurans and Bibles and working out. But then I watched it again in disbelief because here we had a bunch of potentially violent people with the opportunity of a lifetime, and all they wanted to do was show their friends and family that they just spend their time reading and working out.

And what do you know, I missed the best part: the beginning. Whole bunch of whoopings caught mid-whoop and even a shanking with what looks like a legitimate shank. Is tacking on a couple of years for possession of a deadly weapon worth it for going viral? Absolutely. Bravo, men.

It’s made even better by a lack of “Black Beatles” playing in the background.

Watch the video for yourself below.

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Wow. For all that’s wrong with the world, with all the bad shit that happened

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Swell. It’s been well documented 2016 has been a global shit show, so it only makes sense that we follow that up with the apocalypse, ya know? Honestly, it would make everything easier on us. Instead of slowly killing each other over the next century, we’ll let science put a fork in us instead.

Via Daily Mail:

‘Our key conclusion is that the annual risk of global catastrophe currently exceeds 0.2 per cent,’ he claims in a new report.

The prediction is based on the Doomsday Argument – a probability-based theory that aims to predict the number of future members of the human race based solely on the number of humans born so far.

University of Barcelona mathematician Fergus Simpson said that around 100 billion people have already been born, and that the human race is about halfway through it’s lifetime, reports The Sun.

‘Irrespective of the aforementioned statistical inferences, it would be naive in the extreme to believe that the annual risk of global catastrophe is vanishingly small,’ said Dr Simpson in the report published on Arvix.

Well, it’s been real, y’all.

P.S.: Shout out to anyone who recognizes the image up there. Classic internet Ebaumsworld shit. If you don’t, it’s from this legendary video:

via Comedy Central

South Park returns tonight, one week into the Donald Trump era in America. Last week’s episode, “Oh, Jeez” dealt with the immediate reaction of Donald Trump being nominated as president. This week’s episode, “Members Only,” will continue to examine that story. The synopsis for tonight’s episode reveals that the President-elect would be spotted in South Park. He would eventually meet the P.C. Principal to attend some unfinished work. The synopsis also revealed that Eric Catman and his girlfriend Heidi are pumped up to go to Mars with SpaceX. The two would eventually form part of the rocket that would go to the other planet.

The synopsis:

“The President-elect has some unfinished business with his hometown on an all-new episode of South Park titled “Members Only” on Wednesday, November 16 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.

Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars,”

South Park has been excellent this year, and with the season winding down, and with the jokes (Donald Trump) practically writing themselves, tonight’s episode is sure to be hilarious, so make sure you find out how to live stream it below!

 “Members Only” Viewing Details

Season: 20
Episode:8
Episode Title:“Members Only”
Date: Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Time: 10:00 P.M. ET
Running Time: 30 minutes
TV Channel: Comedy Central

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How To Watch South Park “Members Only” Live Stream Online

You can watch season 20, episode 8 “Members Only” of South Park online at Hulu and the official South Park website. Both options are free to use, but unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until Thursday to watch the premiere. New episodes are always delayed by a day with these two sites.

If you have to get your South Park fix on Wednesday, you can use Sling TV. Their Sling Orange package costs $20 a month and it includes access to Comedy Central. If that’s too rich for your blood, you can try out Sling TV with a free 7-day trial.

Stream South Park “Members Only” On Phone, Tablet & Other Devices

If you’re looking to stream “Members Only” on something other than a computer, Hulu has you covered. Here’s a full list of their supported streaming devices.

Sling TV subscribers can use their Sling TV app to watch tonight’s episode on a plethora of options such as phones and tablets. You can check out their full list of compatible devices here.

South Park “Members Only” Preview