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Meet Tracy Kiss: The Personal Trainer Who Stays Healthy By Drinking Sperm Smoothies

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Tracy Kiss’ YouTube

Tracy Kiss is a 29-year-old personal trainer from Buckinghamshire, England. The single mother of two is a pioneer when it comes to the smoothie game, as she swears by using an all-natural source of protein. Via The Sun, here’s Tracy describing her strange method to boost her immune system.

On her bizarre beverage concoction, she said: “I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved.

“It can taste really good – depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”

Tracy, who is a vegan, roped her 31-year-old single pal into giving her his semen. He comes round with a fresh tub three times a week.

“I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,” she said.

What a tough spot for that dude to be in. On one hand, it’s gotta be a pretty cool feeling that a woman thinks your sperm has super powers and is willing to suck it down on the regular. It’s also very nice to have an excuse to constantly jerk off. But on the other hand, it’s gotta be tortuous not getting the real thing from Tracy. You know he’s begging her to cut out the middle man and just blow him. That would be some real farm-to-table type stuff.

Here’s more from The Sun of Tracy singing the praises of sperm, which she obviously uses for skin care as well. Go pound sand, Proactiv.

“Sperm is an awesome product and we should stop being so ridiculous about it – the health benefits have been well researched and more women and men should take advantage of it particularly as its made by our own bodies and doesn’t contain e-numbers and chemicals.”

For two years, Tracy, on the alleged advice of her beautician, has been using it as a skin product to help soothe her rosacea – a condition that causes redness.

She mixes sperm with egg whites and lavender oil, then leaves it on her face for 15 minutes, three times a week.

Now that we know all about Tracy’s health and beauty regimen, let’s take a look at some of her hottest photos. This crazy broad might be on to something.


Professional Crazy Person Curt Schilling Promotes Lynching, Gets Absolutely Shredded On Twitter

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Curt Schilling is a nut. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. As sure as the sun will rise, Curt Schilling will tweet something overwhelming offensive every other week. And yet, somehow, someway, I find myself surprised by every new transgression of his. Why? I have no f*cking idea why. You think I’d be used to his madness by now. I’m not. Especially when it has to do with lynching.

Yeah, so, like I said, BOLD move from Schilling. Naturally, he received some backlash, and when he did, he tried defending himself like this:

Classic Trump guy move: “It’s not about what I’m doing, it’s about what she did!” Idiot.

And Schilling, who is not only a raving lunatic, but also completely spineless, quickly deleted the tweet. However, not before former All-Star pitcher Dan Haren caught wind of it. Haren, one of the most Bro players to ever pitch in the league, absolutely shredded Schilling:

Even In Retirement, Kobe Continues To School The League With His Fuego New Shoes

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Though this is the first season without Kobe Bryant on the courts, it certainly won’t be the first season without a new shoe release from The Black Mamba himself. The Nike Kobe AD is a continuation of a responsive, lightweight legacy for on-the-court footwear.

This is Bryant’s first post-retirement shoe release and it also just so happens to be stylish as all hell. Nike also used a play on Biblical phrasing instead of a continuum of roman numerals to incorporate the ‘after death’ of Kobe on the courts. I mean come on, that’s pretty damn clever. What’s even more clever is the merging of a breathable mesh upper for maximum comfort and support. The stability and flexibility you gain from the additional Dynamic Flywire. The Nike Kobe AD truly embodies stability and protection throughout the heel plate which has a hidden Zoom Air unit. With Lunarlon foam in the midsole and a minimal rubber outsole The Black Mamba wants to translate his mentality on and off the court through this new shoe-sensation.

The anticipated release date is set for November 22, 2016. For only $160, these new beauts can be ALL yours.

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WATCH: Elderly Couple Argues About Election In Adorable Video

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I think we can all agree that watching Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton battle to be the next President has been a major bummer. But thankfully, something positive has finally emerged from this depressing ass election. Watch an elderly couple from Washington County, Pennsylvania argue about Trump and Clinton in the most adorable video you’ll see today.

Such an outstanding video. I could watch this clip all day long.

Now that is true love, my friends. Both for each other and for this country. They could have easily just hit up Denny’s for a grand slam breakfast and went the hell home with their votes cancelling each other out. But they went out and did their civic duty anyway like true patriots.

It’s inevitable that you’re going to have disagreements with your spouse after spending 37 years together, so the real test is how you handle these problems. Jackie and Bill Krachala just gave couples all over America the blueprint for how to nip any martial strife in the bud. Is it too late to get them on the ballot? I feel like these two could handle any sticky situation thrown their way with reason, humor, and aplomb.

The Wife Of The Buffalo Bills Kicker Wants To Chop Off Richard Sherman’s Johnson

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Important play happens in an NFL game. NFL refs miss the call. One team is left very unhappy. Rinse. Repeat.

NFL refs have once again caused controversy and now players’ wives want in on the action. If you haven’t seen the play, at the end of the first half last night, Dan Carpenter of the Bufallo Bills lined up for a field goal. Richard Sherman of the Seahawks jumped before the snap and took out Carpenter’s legs on the kick while trying to block it. Only problem was the play was blown dead because Sherman was offsides. It should’ve been unnecessary roughness and the ball should’ve been moved up 15 yards. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Carpenter went on to miss the kick shortly after.

The NFL blew this call, but Bills fans were heated afterwards because they only lost the game by six points. That was a turning point in the game so I see where Bills fans were coming from. If you thought Rex Ryan was mad, you probably never met Kaela Carpenter. Carpenter is the wife of Bills kicker Dan Carpenter and she was not happy with Richard Sherman to say the least.

Live look at my reaction.

Do NOT mess with Kaela Carpenter or she will threaten to castrate you. You have to love that Kaela will do anything for her man. A true ride or die wife who is willing to cut off the balls of anyone who messes with her husband. If she was going to do this to Richard Sherman, I can’t even begin to comprehend what she might do to the refs who missed the call. Hey NFL, I suggest you never send those refs from last night to Buffalo in order to save them from Kaela Carpenter. Their lives might be at stake.

Ric Flair Wrote Himself In For President

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Ric Flair went to the polls today to vote, and it seems like he wasn’t feeling any of the candidates. Instead of casting his vote for Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, the Nature Boy voted for himself.

WOOO!!! I’m not sure what happened to Waka Flocka Flame, but I fully support this move. If Flair was able to sleep with Halle Berry, then running the country would be a walk in the park for him.

And truthfully, being a 16-time world champion is actually a much more impressive résumé than whatever the f*ck Trump has accomplished in his life. As for Hillary, she might have plenty of experience in foreign policy, but Flair is a master negotiator. All he’d have to do is put a world leader in a figure-four leglock and they’d sign anything put in front of them. So long, $19 trillion debt!

College Football Playoff Top 25 Rankings, Week 11: Washington is #4 But Ohio State Is Lurking

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Just days after Texas A&M’s questionable inclusion in the coveted fourth spot in the college football playoff rankings, the Aggies proved their doubters right by falling to unranked Mississippi State on Saturday. The Aggies are now ranked eighth in the rankings and probably blew their opportunity to make it into the playoff.

As a consequence of Texas A&M’s slip-up, the undefeated Washington has risen into the fourth spot. They join Alabama, Clemson and Michigan in the top four.

Despite Washington’s 9-0 record, Ohio State’s impeccable 62-3 beatdown of Nebraska already has the talking heads of ESPN debating whether fifth-ranked 8-1 Ohio State should be placed about the Huskies due to their comparatively more difficult schedule.

As a result of the blowout against Ohio State, Nebraska plunged nine spots to #19 this week. LSU, who lost a defensive struggle to top-ranked Alabama 10-0 to drop to 5-3 had an even bigger slide, falling from #13 to #24. But the biggest losers from the weekend were Florida and Baylor, who after being embarrassed by Arkansas and TCU, respectively, dropped completely out of the college football rankings.

Conversely, Arkansas moved into the top 25 in the final spot as a result of their big win over Florida. USC are the other new entrant in the rankings, taking the #20 spot after soundly defeating Oregon on Saturday. The Trojans take on Washington on Saturday in the only matchup this week between top 25 teams.

Check out the complete standings below. And remember, the only rankings that actually matter are the playoff committee’s final week rankings because these rankings are completely arbitrary.


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Top 25 College Football Playoff Rankings

RANK TEAM RECORD CHANGE LAST WEEK NEXT WEEK
1 Alabama 9-0 @ #13 LSU W 10-0 11/12 vs Mississippi State
2 Clemson 9-0 vs Syracuse W 54-0 11/12 vs Pittsburgh
3 Michigan 9-0 vs Maryland W 59-3 11/12 @ Iowa
4 Washington 9-0 +1 @ California W 66-27 11/12 vs USC
5 Ohio State 8-1 +1 vs #10 Nebraska W 62-3 11/12 @ Maryland
6 Louisville 8-1 +1 @ Boston College W 52-7 11/12 vs Wake Forest
7 Wisconsin 7-2 +1 @ Northwestern W 21-7 11/12 vs Illinois
8 Texas A&M 7-2 -4 @ Mississippi State L 35-28 11/12 vs Ole Miss
9 Auburn 7-2 vs Vanderbilt W 23-16 11/12 @ Georgia
10 Penn State 7-2 +2 vs Iowa W 41-14 11/12 @ Indiana
11 Oklahoma 7-2 +3 @ Iowa State W 34-24 11/12 vs Baylor
12 Colorado 7-2 +3 vs UCLA W 20-10 11/12 @ Arizona
13 Oklahoma State 7-2 +5 @ Kansas State W 43-37 11/12 vs Texas Tech
14 Virginia Tech 7-2 +5 @ Duke W 24-21 11/12 vs Georgia Tech
15 Utah 7-2 +1 11/10 @ Arizona State
16 West Virginia 7-1 +4 vs Kansas W 48-21 11/12 @ Texas
17 North Carolina 7-2 +4 vs Georgia Tech W 48-20 11/10 @ Duke
18 Florida State 6-3 +4 @ NC State W 24-20 11/11 vs Boston College
19 Nebraska 7-2 -9 @ #6 Ohio State L 62-3 11/12 vs Minnesota
20 USC 6-3 NR vs Oregon W 45-20 11/12 @ Washington
21 Western Michigan 9-0 +2 @ Ball State W 52-20 11/8 @ Kent State
22 Boise State 8-1 +2 vs San José State W 45-31 11/12 @ Hawai’i
23 Washington State 7-2 +2 vs Arizona W 69-7 11/12 vs California
24 LSU 5-3 -11 vs #1 Alabama L 10-0 11/12 @ Arkansas
25 Arkansas 6-3 NR vs #11 Florida W 31-10 11/12 vs LSU

Dropped out of rankings: Florida (11), Baylor (17)

Here Is Donald Trump’s Full Acceptance Speech, If That’s Something You Want To Watch

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Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States. You can view his full acceptance speech below:

Full Transcript of Donald Trump’s Acceptance Speech:

Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business. Complicated. Thank you very much.
I’ve just received a call from Secretary Clinton. She congratulated us. It’s about us. On our victory, and I congratulated her and her family on a very, very hard-fought campaign.
I mean, she fought very hard. Hillary has worked very long and very hard over a long period of time, and we owe her a major debt of gratitude for her service to our country. I mean that very sincerely. Now it is time for America to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. To all Republicans and Democrats and independents across this nation, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people.
It is time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be President for all of Americans, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I’m reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country. As I’ve said from the beginning, ours was not a campaign but rather an incredible and great movement, made up of millions of hard-working men and women who love their country and want a better, brighter future for themselves and for their family. It is a movement comprised of Americans from all races, religions, backgrounds, and beliefs, who want and expect our government to serve the people — and serve the people it will.
Working together, we will begin the urgent task of rebuilding our nation and renewing the American dream. I’ve spent my entire life in business, looking at the untapped potential in projects and in people all over the world.
That is now what I want to do for our country. Tremendous potential. I’ve gotten to know our country so well. Tremendous potential. It is going to be a beautiful thing. Every single American will have the opportunity to realize his or her fullest potential.
The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.
We are going to fix our inner cities and rebuild our highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, schools, hospitals. We’re going to rebuild our infrastructure, which will become, by the way, second to none. And we will put millions of our people to work as we rebuild it.
We will also finally take care of our great veterans who have been so loyal, and I’ve gotten to know so many over this 18-month journey.The time I’ve spent with them during this campaign has been among my greatest honors. Our veterans are incredible people.
We will embark upon a project of national growth and renewal. I will harness the creative talents of our people, and we will call upon the best and brightest to leverage their tremendous talent for the benefit of all. It is going to happen.
We have a great economic plan. We will double our growth and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world. At the same time, we will get along with all other nations willing to get along with us. We will be. We will have great relationships. We expect to have great, great relationships.
No dream is too big, no challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.
America will no longer settle for anything less than the best. We must reclaim our country’s destiny and dream big and bold and daring. We have to do that. We’re going to dream of things for our country, and beautiful things and successful things once again.
I want to tell the world community that while we will always put America’s interests first, we will deal fairly with everyone, with everyone. All people and all other nations.
We will seek common ground, not hostility; partnership, not conflict.
And now I would like to take this moment to thank some of the people who really helped me with this, what they are calling tonight a very, very historic victory.
First, I want to thank my parents, who I know are looking down on me right now. Great people. I’ve learned so much from them. They were wonderful in every regard. Truly great parents.
I also want to thank my sisters, Marianne and Elizabeth, who are here with us tonight. Where are they? They’re here someplace. They’re very shy, actually.
And my brother Robert, my great friend. Where is Robert? Where is Robert? My brother Robert, and they should be on this stage, but that’s okay. They’re great. And also my late brother Fred, great guy. Fantastic guy. Fantastic family. I was very lucky.
Great brothers, sisters, great, unbelievable parents. To Melania and Don and Ivanka and Eric and Tiffany and Barron, I love you and I thank you, and especially for putting up with all of those hours. This was tough. This was tough. This political stuff is nasty, and it is tough.
So I want to thank my family very much. Really fantastic. Thank you all. Thank you all. Lara, unbelievable job. Unbelievable. Vanessa, thank you. Thank you very much. What a great group. You’ve all given me such incredible support, and I will tell you that we have a large group of people. You know, they kept saying we have a small staff. Not so small. Look at all of the people that we have. Look at all of these people.
And Kellyanne and Chris and Rudy and Steve and David. We have got tremendously talented people up here, and I want to tell you it’s been very, very special.
I want to give a very special thanks to our former mayor, Rudy Giuliani. He’s unbelievable. Unbelievable. He traveled with us and he went through meetings, and Rudy never changes. Where is Rudy. Where is he?
Gov. Chris Christie, folks, was unbelievable. Thank you, Chris. The first man, first senator, first major, major politician. Let me tell you, he is highly respected in Washington because he is as smart as you get.
Sen. Jeff Sessions. Where is Jeff? A great man. Another great man, very tough competitor. He was not easy. He was not easy. Who is that? Is that the mayor that showed up? Is that Rudy?
Up here. Really a friend to me, but I’ll tell you, I got to know him as a competitor because he was one of the folks that was negotiating to go against those Democrats, Dr. Ben Carson. Where’s Ben? Where is Ben? By the way, Mike Huckabee is here someplace, and he is fantastic. Mike and his family Sarah, thank you very much. Gen. Mike Flynn. Where is Mike? And Gen. Kellogg. We have over 200 generals and admirals that have endorsed our campaign and they are special people.
We have 22 Congressional Medal of Honor people. A very special person who, believe me, I read reports that I wasn’t getting along with him. I never had a bad second with him. He’s an unbelievable star. He is … that’s right, how did you possibly guess? Let me tell you about Reince. I’ve said Reince. I know it. I know it. Look at all of those people over there. I know it, Reince is a superstar. I said, they can’t call you a superstar, Reince, unless we win it. Like Secretariat. He would not have that bust at the track at Belmont. Reince is really a star and he is the hardest-working guy, and in a certain way I did this. Reince, come up here. Get over here, Reince. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. It’s about time you did this right. My god. Nah, come here. Say something. Amazing guy. Our partnership with the RNC was so important to the success and what we’ve done, so I also have to say, I’ve gotten to know some incredible people.
The Secret Service people. They’re tough and they’re smart and they’re sharp and I don’t want to mess around with them, I can tell you. And when I want to go and wave to a big group of people and they rip me down and put me back down in the seat, but they are fantastic people so I want to thank the Secret Service. And law enforcement in New York City, they’re here tonight. These are spectacular people, sometimes underappreciated unfortunately. We appreciate them.
So it’s been what they call a historic event, but to be really historic, we have to do a great job, and I promise you that I will not let you down. We will do a great job. We will do a great job. I look very much forward to being your president, and hopefully at the end of two years or three years or four years or maybe even eight years you will say so many of you worked so hard for us, with you. You will say that — you will say that that was something that you were — really were very proud to do and I can — thank you very much.
And I can only say that while the campaign is over, our work on this movement is now really just beginning. We’re going to get to work immediately for the American people, and we’re going to be doing a job that hopefully you will be so proud of your President. You will be so proud. Again, it’s my honor.
It’s an amazing evening. It’s been an amazing two-year period, and I love this country. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you to Mike Pence.

MLB Hot Stove: Where Will The Top Free Agents Land This Offseason?

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Another MLB season has come and gone, and for the first time in 108 years the Chicago Cubs are World Series Champions, which is something that still hasn’t really processed for me quite yet. Anyways, with the season just ending, that means the Winter Meetings are rapidly approaching, which is essentially the start of free agency.

This year’s free agency class is pretty weak when it comes to which starting pitchers are available, but there are a few big name hitters as well as relief pitchers who will be looking for new homes this offseason. Now by no means am I any type of baseball insider or expert, but I am a fan of the game and like to keep up with where the big names on the market are headed to. Again, I’m no baseball expert, can’t reiterate that enough, but here is where I think some of the big named free agents will be headed this offseason.


Yoenis Cespedes – Outfielder

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Outfielder Yoenis Cespedes, who many feel is the marquee name in this year’s free agency class, will probably be the most coveted free agent this offseason. Coming off of a year during which he batted .280 with 31 home runs and 86 RBIs, the 31-year-old slugger recently opted out of his three-year deal with the Mets and is looking to get paid. If the Mets were smart they’d give him whatever he wanted because he’s clearly the best bat they have in their lineup, and since they acquired him during the middle of last season, it resulted in two consecutive postseason appearances, including a trip to the World Series. My guess is that he stays with the Mets, but because they have an incompetent front office, it wouldn’t shock me if he left to join another ball club that is a championship contender with money to spend, like the San Francisco Giants or Washington Nationals.


Aroldis Chapman – Relief Pitcher

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It was a pretty wild year for the Cuban pitcher. It started off with a trade to the Dodgers that was blocked due to a domestic violence charge but was then eventually traded to the Yankees later that offseason. He missed the first 30 games from suspension due to the domestic violence incident under the new MLB policy and was later traded to the Cubs where he helped them win their first World Series since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, so yeah he was kind of busy. Chapman is far and away the best Closer of the free agent class, so many teams will be after his services. I think he’s probably going to end up leaving the Cubs and go back to the Yankees, which would be awesome because I’m a big Yankees fan and I’d love to see him back in pinstripes. Don’t rule out the Giants making a play at him because their bullpen was absolutely atrocious last season.


Edwin Encarnacion – Designated Hitter

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While I think Cespedes is the best available player of this year’s free agency class, I think that Encarnacion is the best hitter. Last year, the slugger hit .263 with 42 home runs and 127 RBIs, so yeah he’s pretty damn good at the plate. While he tried to get a deal done with the Blue Jays last offseason, I think that there is little to no chance he re-signs with Toronto, and he’ll end up signing with division rival Boston to replace that fat asshole David Ortiz. I would be stunned if he wasn’t in a Red Sox uniform on Opening Day.


Kenley Jansen – Relief Pitcher

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If Chapman is the best available closer this offseason, Kenley Jansen is without a doubt the next man behind him. The 29-year-old right-hander recorded a career-best 47 saves during the regular season last year, including three during the postseason to go along with 19 strikeouts. Jansen was huge for the Dodgers during the playoffs, and being the big market team that they are, I can’t really imagine a scenario where they let him walk. I expect him to be back in Los Angeles for the foreseeable future.


Justin Turner – Third Baseman

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Another free agent who the Dodgers are going to have to open up their checkbooks for, Justin Turner rounds out our top five as the best available infielder this offseason. After bouncing from the Orioles and Mets, Turner finally landed on his feet with the Dodgers and had a career year last season in which he hit .275 with 27 home runs and 90 RBIs. Much like Jansen, I also don’t see the Dodgers letting Turner sign elsewhere.

Hillary Clinton Will Be Giving Her Concession Speech At 10:30 A.M., Here’s How To Watch

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Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is going speak for the first time Wednesday morning after her unexpected loss to Republican Donald Trump in the 2016 race for the White House. Clinton is scheduled to appear at the New Yorker Hotel’s Grand Ballroom in New York City at 10:30 A.M. EST, her campaign announced.

Donald Trump finished with 276 electoral college votes, and Clinton ended up with 218. Clinton, who had a chance to be the first woman elected president, was ahead in most major polls leading up to the election. In fact, she was projected to pick up a slim victory over Trump. However, Trump took the key states of Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida en route to one of the most shocking political victories in American history. Donald Trump will be sworn into the presidency on Friday, January 20, 2017.

Hillary was able to win swing states such as Virginia, Colorado, and Nevada, Trump’s victories in states like Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Wisconsin. Clinton’s speech, like Trump’s, is sure to be an interesting one, so find out how to tune in below.


How To Watch Hillary Clinton Concession Speech Live Stream

A live stream of the speech can be viewed at CNNGo or at ABC News . The speech will begin at 10:30 A.M.

There is also a Facebook live stream from Politico we’ve embedded below:


 

Today May Be The Day Stephen A. Smith Legit Kills Someone On National Television

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If I were Skip Bayless, I’d have my head on a swivel for the next week. Stephen A. Smith is not playing with any bullshit today. Would not surprise me in the slightest if Stephen A. rolled up on the Fox Sports office wielding a shotgun and an American flag as a cape. Yesterday, Smith was able to call a black man his president. Today, he’s gotta refer to whatever that orange thing is as his commander in chief. Is there a more dangerous man in American than a determined, agitated, unrested Stephen A. Smith? No. No, there is not.  I would not want to be Max Kellerman today. Stephen A. Smith may legit hop over the Debate Desk and snap his neck in front of millions of people.

Take A Guess How Mexico Feels About Last Night’s Election

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The following is a legit front cover of a legit Mexican newspaper. Think of El Grafico as Mexico’s version of The Daily Mail. As you can imagine, they aren’t necessarily thrilled about last night’s election results. How do we know this? Feast your eyes on this AGGRESSIVE front page article from El Grafico:

In the in-depth article, El Grafico delves into the nerves surrounding the results, Hillary Clinton’s failure, what this means for Mexicans, and how the Latin vote ended up not being enough to save her. I don’t speak Spanish and Google translate sucks, so that’s the best I’ve got for you.

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From Katy Perry To Lady Gaga, Let’s See How Celebrities Are Reacting To Donald Trump Winning The Presidential Election

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Election Day has come and gone and after all the dust has settled, Donald Trump is now the President of the United States of America. Whether you like it or not, Trump is our president and that’s a fact. However, celebrities from all over are voicing their opinions, both positive and negative. Let’s take a look what members of Hollywood are saying.

As you can see, there were not a lot of happy people last night. However, there was a victory that hit home for a certain celebrity. Congrats, Snoop Dogg!

Time For These Celebrities To Get Packin’

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Well, it happened. Donald freakin’ Trump won the election. Am I the biggest Trump supporter? That I am not but I’m also not losing my mind about him winning the election. It happened, so now instead of crying like a bunch of whiny children, we need to pick ourselves up and keep moving forward as a country. For the record I also do not like Hillary Clinton whatsoever. You have to think she just vanishes from the face of the Earth now. How in God’s name do you lose the election against the only person alive you could have beat? Crazy stuff, man.

Anyways now that I’m done with that rant, it’s time to talk about all of the celebrities who said they would move to another country if Trump won. First things first, I think you are a total asshole if you say you’re going to move to another country if the candidate you don’t want is elected. My response to you is that regardless of who our president is, this is the best country on the planet, and you should be damn proud to be an American and that you get to live here. So, if you want to leave this great country, don’t let the door hit you on the way out you dickhead… End rant. Now, as far as the celebrities who said they’re going to leave the country go, I only want to touch on a few of them, some of the ones I feel more passionate about.


Lena Dunham

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This was probably the biggest positive of Trump winning the election. I cannot stand Lena Dunham, she is the absolute worst. She’s not funny, cries when other celebrities don’t acknowledge her, shoves her feminist beliefs down my throat (which for the record I have no problem with feminists, but a hardcore feminist or any type of person annoys the shit out of me), and throws temper tantrums when she gets bullied on social media, which yeah, nobody wants to get bullied, but come on, you loser. You’re a millionaire for God’s sake, what the hell do you care if some loser who lives in his parents’ basement makes fun of you? Did I mention she’s not funny? So yeah, get packing Lena Dunham, America is better off without you.


Samuel L. Jackson

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Unlike the aforementioned Lena Dunham, I love Samuel L. Jackson and do not want to see him go. Jackson is truly one of America’s greatest treasures and is a big reason to why our country rocks. He’s an awesome actor who kills it in every Tarantino movie he’s in, and is also pretty freakin’ hilarious. Listen Samuel L., I understand how you hate Trump, that’s fine, but don’t leave this country, you are America.


Chelsea Handler

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Another celebrity I don’t want to see leave the country. Chelsea Handler is so goddamn funny (yeah I think women can be funny, don’t @ me). Handler has been a huge Trump hater from the get-go, and while I understand and respect someone’s political beliefs, she’s someone I don’t want to see leave. I would put her up there as one of the funniest celebrities out there and losing her would be depriving America of a great comedian. The last thing America needs right now is to become less funny.


Miley Cyrus

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To be honest, I don’t really feel one way or the other about Miley Cyrus. I think she’s obviously very talented but also kind of annoying. Some of her songs I can get down with, others don’t really do it for me, so I’m pretty much indifferent to her. If she wants to stay, great, but she says she wants to leave the country, go ahead and leave, I guess. I apologize to everyone for not being able to muster up enough feelings to care about Miley Cyrus and whether she moves to another country or not. I will thank her for “We Can’t Stop” though, that song bangs.


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Spike Lee is an asshole and you will never get me to think otherwise… Well, if he gave me a large sum of money I could probably like him because I’m easily bought. Like I said about Lena Dunham earlier, I have no problem with people expressing their opinions and beliefs about topics they feel strongly about because that’s what makes America so great, being able to have a voice and express yourself. But when you are shoving your opinions down my throat, no matter what topic it’s on, then I hate you. Lee is a very big advocate for Black Lives Matter, while I support the cause and think it’s good that awareness is being brought up about the subject, he just won’t stop shoving his beliefs in my face. So get lost Spike Lee, you’re a bandwagon Knicks fan anyway, you poser.


Keegan-Michael Key

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Key and Peele is one of my all time favorite shows, so if Keegan-Michael Key moved to another country I would be crushed. I think he is one of the most talented comedians/actors in the business today, he can pretty much make me laugh with anything he’s in. Key is one of the few joys I have in my life, and if he moved away from America I would feel empty inside. It’s not that I necessarily want him to stay, it’s more of a I need him to stay. Don’t do this to me, Key.

As much as I hate people saying they’re going to leave the country if _____ is elected president (in this case Donald Trump), there are a few people (mainly celebrities because I don’t really care about your everyday average Joe Schmo) who would absolutely crush my soul if they left the country. So here’s my plea to you Samuel L. Jackson, Chelsea Handler, and Keegan-Michael Key, USA! USA! USA! USA! Also I’d be very sad if you moved, so do the right thing and stay in our great country. And if you do decide to leave I’ll probably just go about living my everyday life. Either way, please consider staying.

WATCH: Marc Gasol Hits Buzzer Beater After Catching Alley-Oop

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While our country was busy electing an orange jackass last night, Marc Gasol came through with an awesome buzzer beater to lift the Memphis Grizzlies over the Denver Nuggets 108-107. With Memphis down 107-106 with seven-tenths of a second left on the clock, here’s how they pulled victory from the jaws of defeat.

That was absolutely flawless execution. Gasol is one of the most well-rounded centers in the NBA, and he showed you why right there. Being able to catch that pass cleanly and having the soft touch to hit a high-pressure shot is no easy task.

But I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that Vince Carter delivered a beauty of a pass. If that pass isn’t right on the money, it’s game over for Memphis. He put that ball where only Gasol could make a play on it. Who the hell would have ever thought Vinsanity could morph into such a useful role player at the twilight of his career?

I also have to shout-out Grizzlies head coach David Fizdale for drawing up a gorgeous play. I feel like everyone in the arena knew an alley-oop was coming with such little time left on the clock, and Fizdale still found a way to make it work. I love it when a plan comes together.


Soda May Soon Begin Costing You More Money Because of a Sugar Tax

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It was a double-whammy for voters this week when four cities agreed to add taxes to sweetened soft drinks. Boulder, Colorado, as well as San Francisco, Oakland, and Albany, California all decided it was time to provide for their communities, as opposed to profiting from their bad habits. Honestly, I completely agree. It’s ridiculous that organic foods are so expensive- that backlash causes families, college students, single mothers, and other working class citizens to turn their heads when it comes to healthy options. Nobody’s pockets can keep up with healthy habits. In turn, it is ridiculous how cheap and accessible unhealthy food, and drinks are. By upping the taxes it should steer people clear of those highly-addictive ‘refreshments.’

One can only hope that the East Coast will soon follow through the West’s proposal for health advancements. Sodas, sports drinks, and sweetened teas imported a two-cent per ounce tax in the city of Boulder. The Golden State’s three cities increased the tax by one-cent per ounce, a little more lenient than Boulder, if I must say.

These tax raises are intended to achieve $223,000 in Albany, $15 million in San Francisco, and  $3.8 million in Boulder.

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Albany voters came out top dog with a supported degree of 71% of the vote.

San Francisco voters reinforced their measure with 62% of the vote.

Oakland voters guided their votes with 61%.

Last, but not least 54% of Boulder voters polled in favor.

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With respect to the voters in the above cities, at least they are trying. That’s all that counts for right now. In the near future, this change needs to spread throughout America. Change NEEDS to be implemented. The rise of obesity rates, health implications, and diabetes has been rapidly spreading, particularly through low and middle income families. When it comes down to it, I hope people don’t just accept the taxes but go for the cheaper, healthier option, good ol’ H2O.

WATCH: Hillary Clinton Presidential Election Concession Speech Video

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Hillary Clinton conceded the Presidency of the United States to Donald Trump in a speech given on Wednesday morning. The speech was originally scheduled for 9:30 A.M., then 10:30 A.M., and then happened around 11:30 A.M.

Vice Presidential Nominee Tim Kaine first got up to speak and then introduced Hillary Clinton. Clinton first congratulated Donald Trump, apologized to her voters for having failed them, and thanked everyone who had supported her this election, in her career, or ever. She offered to work with Donald Trump “on behalf of our country” and said that she hoped he would be a successful president.

You can watch Hillary Clinton’s full speech concession speech in the video below:

Following Hillary’s concession speech, President Barack Obama spoke to the press in the Rose Garden.

Hillary Clinton Concession Speech Transcript

Below is a “rush transcript” from Vox.com. It’s being updated regularly, and might be missing some words or phrases.

Thank you. Thank you all.

Thank you. Thank you all have much.

[Applause]

Thank you. Thank you all very much. Thank you so much. A very rowdy group. Thank you, my friends. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so very much for being here. I love you all, too. Last night I congratulated Donald Trump and offered to work with him on behalf of our country.

I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans. This is not the outcome we wanted or we worked so hard for, and I’m sorry we did not win this election for the values we share and the vision we hold for our country.

But I feel pride and gratitude for this wonderful campaign that we built together. This vast, diverse, creative, unruly, energized campaign. You represent the best of America, and being your candidate has been one of the greatest honors of my life.

I know how disappointed you feel, because I feel it too. And so do tens of millions of Americans who invested their hopes and dreams in this effort. This is painful, and it will be for a long time. But I want you to remember this.

Our campaign was never about one person, or even one election. It was about the country we love and building an America that is hopeful, inclusive, and big-hearted. We have seen that our nation is more deeply divided than we thought. But I still believe in America, and I always will. And if you do, then we must accept this result and then look to the future. Donald Trump is going to be our president. We owe him an open mind and the chance to lead. Our constitutional democracy enshrines the peaceful transfer of power.

We don’t just respect that. We cherish it. It also enshrines the rule of law; the principle we are all equal in rights and dignity; freedom of worship and expression. We respect and cherish these values, too, and we must defend them.

[Applause]

Let me add: Our constitutional democracy demands our participation, not just every four years, but all the time. So let’s do all we can to keep advancing the causes and values we all hold dear. Making our economy work for everyone, not just those at the top, protecting our country and protecting our planet.

And breaking down all the barriers that hold any American back from achieving their dreams. We spent a year and a half bringing together millions of people from every corner of our country to say with one voice that we believe that the American dream is big enough for everyone.

For people of all races, and religions, for men and women, for immigrants, for LGBT people, and people with disabilities. For everyone.

I am so grateful to stand with all of you. I want to thank Tim Kaine and Anne Holton for being our partners on this journey. [Cheers and applause]

It has been a joy get to go know them better and gives me great hope and comfort to know that Tim will remain on the front lines of our democracy representing Virginia in the Senate. [Cheers and applause]

To Barack and Michelle Obama, our country owes you an enormous debt of gratitude.

We thank you for your graceful, determined leadership that has meant so much to so many Americans and people across the world. And to Bill and Chelsea, Mark, Charlotte, Aidan, our brothers and our entire family, my love for you means more than I can ever express.

You crisscrossed this country, even four-month-old Aidan, who traveled with his mom. I will always be grateful to the talented, dedicated men and women at our headquarters in Brooklyn and across our country.

You poured your hearts into this campaign. To some of you who are veterans, it was a campaign after you had done other campaigns. Some of you, it was your first campaign. I want each of you to know that you were the best campaign anybody could have ever expected or wanted.

And to the millions of volunteers, community leaders, activists and union organizers who knocked on doors, talked to their neighbors, posted on Facebook — even in secret private Facebook sites.

I want everybody coming out from behind that and make sure your voices are heard going forward. [Cheers and applause]

To anyone that sent contributions, even as small as $5, that kept us going, thank you. To all of us, and to the young people in particular, I hope you will hear this — I have, as Tim said, I have spent my entire life fighting for what I believe in.

I’ve had successes and setbacks and sometimes painful ones. Many of you are at the beginning of your professional, public, and political careers — you will have successes and setbacks too.

This loss hurts, but please never stop believing that fighting for what’s right is worth it.

It is, it is worth it. [Cheers and applause]

And so we need — we need you to keep up these fights now and for the rest of your lives. And to all the women, and especially the young women, who put their faith in this campaign and in me: I want you to know that nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion.

Now, I know we have still not shattered that highest and hardest glass ceiling, but someday someone will — and hopefully sooner than we might think right now. [Cheers and applause]

And to all of the little girls who are watching this, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world to pursue and achieve your own dreams. [Cheers and applause]

Finally, finally, I am so grateful for our country and for all it has given to me.

I count my blessings every single day that I am an American, and I still believe, as deeply as I ever have, that if we stand together and work together with respect for our differences, strengthen our convictions, and love for this nation, our best days are still ahead of us.

Because, you know, I believe we are stronger together and we will go forward together. And you should never, ever regret fighting for that. You know, scripture tells us, let us not grow weary of doing good, for in good season we shall reap. My friends, let us have faith in each other, let us not grow weary and lose heart, for there are more seasons to come and there is more work to do.

I am incredibly honored and grateful to have had this chance to represent all of you in this consequential election. May God bless you and may God bless the United States of America.

These Are The Biggest Disappointments In The History Of Video Games

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The video game industry is a multi-million dollar industry. The excitement and anticipation of new games and releases can incite long lines and be the subject of insane release events. Gamers have come to expect high fidelity graphics, solid mechanics, and a glitch-free experience.

What happens to the games that don’t live up to the hype? Or fail to meet expectations? They wind up on this list. Here are some of the biggest flops in video game history.


E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

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Publisher: Atari
Developer: Atari
Platforms: Atari 2600

Starting off this list is a game so terrible that it was literally buried away. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial was a game intended to be on every child’s Christmas wish list in  1982, but that would not be the case. Due to a lengthy (and extremely expensive) negotiation with Universal Pictures, Atari spent most of its development time and budget just acquiring the proper rights. This left only five weeks for the game to be developed and shipped! The end result? One of the most poorly designed and least polished games ever created, and a crippling amount of debt that would destroy Atari. The remaining copies of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial were buried in a landfill. Ouch.


Duke Nukem Forever

Publisher: 2K Games
Developer: 3D Realms
Platforms: Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC

He went from one of the most iconic gaming characters to grace player’s screens, to one of the biggest jokes in video games. Duke Nukem’s last foray into battle was not a pretty sight to behold, especially after a development period of over 15 years! The game would be passed around to different development teams, new engines, and more. All of these changes hindered the title even more, resulting in a game that looked extremely dated. When Duke Nukem Forever was finally released, poor review scores, stale gameplay, and even worse comedy would be the final nails in the coffin. Developers 3D realms  lost tens of millions of dollars on this one.


Superman 64

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Publisher: Titus Software
Developer: Titus Software
Platforms: Nintendo 64

A title that left so many excited and hopeful but would stain gaming history forever. Released in 1999 for the Nintendo 64, Titus Software’s Superman 64 has a bad reputation for many reasons. One of the biggest reasons behind its infamy is the incredible number of bugs players experienced while playing the game. Nintendo perhaps even lied to consumers about a “green fog” spotted by gamers when flying around in-game. Nintendo claimed it was Kryptonite when it fact it was a huge visual bug. When the game actually did work properly, which was rare, the horribly designed controls didn’t help the situation. From coding to design, Superman 64 was anything but super.


Okami

Publisher: Capcom
Developer: Clover Studio
Platforms:  PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Wii

Unlike every other game on this list, Okami was very well-received by critics. This beautifully designed and executed title would also go on to receive many awards. If those accolades weren’t enough, the game even accrued a small cult following. So, why was it a retail flop? The game’s own developers were left with that same question. Even with great review scores, the retail sales of this unique title were abysmal by comparison. Many blamed a lack of advertising and others still blamed its unique style and concept. Okami would go on to set a Guinness World Record for being the least commercially successful game of 2009!


APB: All Points Bulletin

Publisher: Realtime Worlds
Developer: Realtime Worlds
Platforms:  PC

What could have been a competitor with Grand Theft Auto turned into nothing more than another free to play title. APB: All Points Bulletin pitted two factions, cops and criminals, at war with each other in an expansive open world city. This modern take on the classic “cops vs. robbers” looked fun and fresh. Character design tools in the game actually continue to be some of the most advanced, allowing endless player customization. But ultimately, the game fell victim to poor critic reviews, stale, unimaginative gameplay, and financial ruin. The original development studio behind this ill-fated game actually closed and filed bankruptcy. And while the game changed hands and became free to play, it never managed to recapture the hype that was generated before its release.


Too Human

Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Developer: Silicon Knights
Platforms:  Xbox 360

A mixture of sci-fi and Norse mythology is something you don’t usually see. This cool looking and unique dungeon crawling RPG had some ambitious plans behind it. Silicon Knights, the developers behind Too Human, planned to create an epic trilogy of games. Those ambitious plans would never see the light of day as critic and user reviews were a bit too harsh on Too Human. Odd design choices, annoying cameras, and legal trouble would kill this trilogy before it could get its valkyrie wings off the ground. After a nasty six-year suit with Epic Games, Silicon Knights was ordered to destroy all remaining copies of their own game and it was removed from all digital outlets.

Yale Professor Calls Off Midterm Exam For Butthurt Millennials Who Are Too Upset To Face Reality

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If you’re a college kid who is sad about the election, it looks like you might get a minor victory if you happen to take Econ 115 at Yale.

In an email to the students, a Yale professor has made the Econ midterm optional to all students “who are in shock over the election returns.” Read the full email below.

I’m torn on this one. For starters, awesome move by this professor to make the midterm optional and it’s not because of the sorrow for students. It’s awesome because midterms suck. Do you know how hard economics is? That class has a “C-” written all over it. Might have a better chance of landing on Mars than passing an economics test. Your GPA will thank you later. Seriously, midterms were awful so score one for the college kids.

That being said, really? An economics test was made optional because an election didn’t go people’s way? America can’t stop because Trump won the election. I didn’t even vote for Trump, but I know that life must go on. Rally together. Bad look for college kids right now. You want to make a difference? Pass your economics midterm, graduate, and change the American government.

Damn, I did not expect to get serious on a post about an optional midterm. Excuse me while I go binge watch episodes of Chopped while eating Chipotle to lighten the mood.

Will Tonight’s ‘South Park’ Be Their Most-Viewed Episode Of All-Time?

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You know what the best part about all this election craze is going to be (yet no one is talking about it)? How FIRE South Park is going to be tonight. In 2008, less than 24 hours after his acceptance speech, South Park aired the episode “About Last Night” which not only depicted Barack Obama winning, but also included clips from his acceptance speech. It was one of the biggest moments in South Park history, and helped make it the cultural phenomenon that it is today. But as epic as that episode was, tonight is going to be even better.

Yesterday, South Park uploaded a preview for tonight’s episode on their various social media accounts. The 30-second clip was of PC Principal speaking to South Park Elementary. After going on a speech about finally having a candidate who will end sexism, misogyny, he finally introduces said candidate… Bill Clinton. However, this morning, the preview clip has essentially been erased from existence.

Based on the preview for Wednesday’s new episode, “The Very First Gentleman,” it appears South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone were banking on Clinton, the “Turd Sandwich” beating Mr. Garrison, the  “Giant Douche.” Not only has the preview been deleted, but the press release on Comedy Central’s website now leads to a “currently unable to handle this request” message.

Here is the synopsis for tonight’s episode, “The Very First Gentleman”:

The new administration has plans for Gerald on an all-new episode of South Park titled “The Very First Gentleman” on Wednesday, November 9 at 10:00 P.M. ET/PT on Comedy Central. PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile, Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.

Whatever tonight’s episode is about, it’s going to be hilarious, and give us exactly what we need right now: a good laugh.

 

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