Damn, they’re really in need of Spring Break over at Rutgers University, where student Kevin Huang has allegedly provided college campuses with decades more of stories about deranged LSD killers. Read this one like a movie, starting with 23-year-old Rutgers student Andrew Kim being found bleeding on Saturday morning around 1:20 am–with an added stinger of the cops then finding 22-year-old student Huang on the second floor of his off-campus apartment, pacing excitedly and completely naked.
Now try to reconstruct the evening. A witness has already told police that Huang and Kim had taken LSD together earlier. The witness added that Huang then took off his clothes in his apartment and got agitated. Probably not in that order.
The witness took off after Huang began trashing his own place. That turned out to be a pretty good idea, because the person returned to find Kim bleeding from the neck. The cops are saying that Kim is recovering from his injuries.
We don’t know how he’ll recover from his bad trip, but it could’ve been a lot tripper. That’s because cops searched Huang’s apartment and found (approximately) 15 pounds of marijuana, (approximately) 500 bars of Xanax, (approximately) a lot of cocaine, plus some other unidentified pills and crystals, in addition to plenty of cash and some odds and ends that you might possibly find in the home of a drug dealer.
And that’s how Huang has ended up facing charges of Attempted Murder, Possession of a Weapon for an Unlawful Purpose, Unlawful Possession of a Weapon, and a whole bunch of narcotic-related offenses. Those include possession, distribution, and distribution in a school zone. That might mean Rutgers.
Also, that isn’t a picture of Huang up above. It’s from a really cool movie called Blue Sunshine–about a bunch of college students in the ’60s who drop a special kind of acid that makes them go crazy after they lose all their hair several years later. It might be some kind of metaphor.
