According to the rumor mill that is the internet, a group of Tulane students recorded a video where they decapitate a goat with a sword in a kiddie pool. As horrific as that sounds, there’s no evidence yet that shows these are actually Tulane students. TotalFratMove broke the story.
If you’re a psycho who was touched by their uncle at an early age, you can feel free to watch the video here. But make sure to act quickly because it’s on YouTube so we’re guessing that the video will be pulled soon.
Personally, we haven’t watched the 12 second clip–but we can tell you what’s inside.
“While the men stand in a circle around the plastic swimming pool, string is tied around the goat’s neck and hanged from an above object. One man then beheads the goat while the other men cheer in the background and record the felony act with cellphones.
Once beheaded, the goat’s legs continue to move while the body lies in the swimming pool and the head still hanging from the string. A few seconds later, the man who beheaded the goat picks up the body and the video clip ends.” [source]
Feel free to leave for a moment to grab your blankie.
Goats are killed all the time, but this pointless sounding killing is beyond f*cked up.
Investigators paid a visit to a Tulane fraternity house (of course) because of a tip, and at first the brothers were uncooperative. After awhile, though, they allowed a search of the backyard which showed no evidence linking the video to their property. That sound you hear is the collective relief of Greek Life everywhere.
Why can’t we all just take a lesson from Adam Sandler and treat our goats like this?