Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily model and all-around beauty Alyssa Pettinato is here to help. The gorgeous Greek, Italian brunette contemplated your most pressing questions in between shoots. So be grateful!
Here’s what she had to say about broken couches, Tinder, and talking to girls about porn:
I’m really interested in this girl and want to let her know, but I dated her roommate a few months back. How do I go about this?
Don’t! Girls are notorious for passive aggressively pretending to be cool with things when in reality they aren’t. Really gauge what you’re looking for with this girl. Is she the one or just a notch on your belt? If you’re just looking to get laid, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. If you think she’s the love of your life, then approach with caution- make sure everyone is on the same page and definitely be the one to let your ex know first.
This girl broke my couch. Am I an a**hole if I make her replace it?
First of all how do you even break a couch!? Second of all- Depends which activities led to the couch breaking…. If it was a group activity, suck it up and shell out. If you left her alone in your apartment and you came back to a couch that was half on fire- then ask her to chip in. Regardless you should probably reevaluate the people you let on your furniture.
I have a lot of hair on my back. Do girls find that weird?
It’s slightly unappealing when it looks like you’re still wearing a sweater when you’re shirtless. Don’t wax or shave, when it grows in it’s prickly and feels weird to touch. Go the laser hair removal route. You’ll feel confident and you won’t have to worry about manscaping your back. If you’re strapped for cash there’s usually tons of affordable sessions on Lifebooker or Groupon types of sites.
How do I talk to a girl about porn? Should I just not do that?
Depends on her personality and how you are engaged with her. If she’s your girlfriend, you should be able to talk about this. Just be sure to not insult her bedroom moves or suggest things that are too degrading. You may wind up on the couch. Ease into it and see how she responds. Ask her if she watches it ever and then take it from there. If you aren’t dating her and she’s just a friend, then maybe don’t bring it up- unless she’s totally unfiltered and not easily offended :)
Why do chicks love yoga pants so much? Not that I’m complaining…
Because I love showing off my hard gym work and great Greek/Italian genes. Plus they are soooooo much more comfortable to wear in the house. Zippers are the devil.
How much do muscles matter?
Everyone appreciates someone attractive. It’s just reality. However, when someone takes their diet and workouts to the extreme where it becomes their whole life, going out to eat becomes almost impossible, and dates revolve around their 10 hour gym sessions, then I’d rather hang with the chubby guy who will join me on fat Sunday and get a pizza.
How can I make my Tinder profile more appealing to hot girls?
I think I’m the only girl who has never been on Tinder, but from what I hear you should probably avoid cheesy lines and be less sexually charged. Hot girls are normal people. At the end of the day they want to meet someone who listens when they talk and appreciates them. Being funny and cute never hurt either. Get her attention by referencing something she said on her profile and THEN tell her she’s beautiful- not hot. Hot means you just want to see her naked.