St. Patrick’s Day is here, and if you’re a college student or unemployed you’re hopefully five or six beers deep by the time you read this.
The thing is, you’ve got a looooong day ahead of you. It’s going to take more than the Luck of the Irish to keep your face out of the gutter, and the slow pour of fresh Guinness isn’t going to be enough to limit your intake.
That’s why you need these photos of drunk ass St. Patrick’s Day celebrateurs. Use these as motivation to cross the finish line (9 PM)… and then collapse in the most comfortable looking stall.