Spring break isn’t typically for lovers – it’s for getting hammered, getting some sun, and meeting random strangers you hope to hook up with later. Azel Prather Jr. definitely got that memo, and he’s trying to stop it.
After his girlfriend went to Miami without him, Prather took to GoFundMe.com to beg a bunch of strangers for money so he could also buy a plane ticket. Because the Internet is actually the worst, he was funded.
In his rather pathetic explanation, Prather writes:
Greetings people! As you know, spring break is fastly approaching and my youngin (pictured above) and her friends are going to Miami. If you know anything about Miami, you know that she shouldn’t go without a chaperone. I need to get there to be with her and share this joyous time but my funds have been exhausted. We have a great thing going and I would hate to see it go down the drain for a little sand and sun. If you can find it in your heart to donate ANYTHING to help save my relationship I would greatly appreciate it. I just need a round trip flight. I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activitiy for the duration of the trip. I thank you in advance. Please fellas, I love her.
Thanks and God Bless.
Azel Prather Jr. – Get you sh** together. You sound desperate, and really, really creepy, both of which aren’t attractive qualities in a significant other. This also makes zero sense; if your girl is going to throw away your “great relationship” for a “little sand and sun,” then it’s not that great to begin with. We can’t believe a bunch of randos paid for your plane ticket to go essentially stalk out your lady friend.
To the people who funded this jacka** – you are a bunch of chumps.