Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily Miami bombshell Katie DeLuca is here to help. The popular Chivette contemplated your most pressing questions and came up with some valuable advice. Full disclosure: she is actually brilliant, so you should write this down. Like, now.
Here’s what she had to say about being ranch dressing, handling rejection, and peeing in the shower:
I don’t remember anything last night – how do I ask this chick’s name without her knowing that I don’t remember it?
Ask her for her Instagram. Odds are, she has not only her full legal name at the top, but also a list of emoticons that will tell you everything you probably need to know about her. You’re welcome.
Do blondes really have more fun?
If they have bigger boobs, yes!
What makes a dude “charming?”
Oh, this is a serious question.. Well, chivalry never gets old, confidence that is not confused with arrogance, and of course, intelligence. All of those are what I find to be charming and attractive qualities. Of course, if you don’t possess at least one of these three things, then I hope you can play guitar or have a white horse, or something.
My girlfriend doesn’t like ranch. Is this relationship worth the hassle?
I’d say give her a second chance if she loves BBQ. If neither apply, feel free to abort mission, sir.
How can I handle rejection?
By getting that b*tch nothing. B*tches go crazy over nothing.
I pee in the shower. Can I still do that when showering with my girlfriend?
EW. Thanks for the confession. No – unless maybe you found one of those magical creatures who’s into that sorta thing, maybe it’ll work out for you two.
My mom’s friend is giving me weird signals….she totally wants me. What can I do to make it happen?
Ask her to make you a “sammich”. If she cuts off the crust BEFORE she serves it to you, I say go for it.
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