Barbie made her debut on March 9th, 1959, making her exactly 55-years-old today. Pretty amazing for a specimen than manages to maintain a minuscule waist and huge, non-saggy boobs. Two thumbs up, Barbie!
But like all plastic humans, Barbie also has her vices, which just so happens to be drugs and other debaucherous behavior. To celebrate her life, check out the funniest photos below of Barbie behaving badly (and like Tony Montana).