So it’s Daylight Saving Time tonight, which is technically taking place on March 8, 2015, because you’re supposed to wait until 2 am to turn the clocks forward. Yeah, we’re Springing forward, folks. The good news is that means we’re getting closer to being freed from the big ice cube that’s currently taking over New York City. The bad news is that no bartender is going to announce that you can drink for an extra hour because the 2 am closing time has just been pushed back for the usual mysterious reasons that still make no sense to us. [photo by Joe Raedle/Getty]
Yeah, it seems damn arbitrary. We can’t even be sure if we’re switching to or from Daylight Saving Time–but we are sure that it’s “Daylight Saving Time.” Spare us your unnecessary pluralization or possessives, people. Just concentrate on moving your clocks forward by an hour before you go out and get drunk. Otherwise, you’ll forget and look stupid when you regain consciousness, and maybe miss The Walking Dead because the show is ending as you turn on the television to watch the show.
And here’s Daniel Tosh talking about how Daylight Saving Time is stupid, and you’ll agree if you get home and have to try to move the clocks ahead exactly one hour while you’re drunk and sleepy, and maybe even have a gal waiting patiently for you. Actually, that’s when it’s okay to go on to bed and don’t worry about missing The Walking Dead. Now enjoy Daniel Tosh, who uses some NSFW words, but is other perfectly safe…
