Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily California bombshell Nicole Blades is here to help. The frequent Hawaiian jetsetter contemplated your most pressing questions while slathering suntan oil all over her body (we can dream) and came up with some valuable advice you should probably write down. Like, now.
Here’s what she had to say about being a creep, Spring Break flings, and peeing the bed:
How creepy can I be until I’m actually deemed a creep?
That depends on the person. I think it’s creepy when dudes talk to my dad about me. Creepy! Stay away from my dad you weirdo. You can’t get to me through him.
I met a girl on Spring Break and really dig her. How do I make the fling last longer than the week?
Technology is amazing now of days. Exchange information and go from there. You may have just fell for the girl she was on break. Keep in touch after and go with the flow.
Why is my poop green sometimes?
I just googled it and it has something to do with the speed of your digestion OR you just eat a lot of green stuff and your poop is now that color. I’m not a doctor, so this is the best I can do.
Would a girl rather be given flowers or a 6-pack?
It depends on the girl and where you are in your relationship. New girl… flowers. Girlfriend that loves good beer or wine…6 pack of her favorite. Not each girl is created equally.
Is it nuts to transfer colleges for a chick?
Yes it is crazy, but no one will stop you from doing what you want. Just really think it through. I don’t recommend it – but the romantic in me wants you to follow me to the end of the world.
Do girls like when guys drink protein shakes? How do I make that taste better? I hate it!
I work out, so I get the protein shake thing. You’re all about your health and body, I like that. The only thing I don’t like is the cups and how that sh*t smells when it’s left out too long. If you’re are watching your calories, good luck with making it taste better. You could always add milk or fruits. Also find a brand you like – it’s not to hard to make it taste better.
I’ve peed the bed one too many times when I was drunk. Is that gross?
F*ck yeah that’s gross! One time – ok I get it – but TOO many times?! Strap on your Depends before you hit the bar. Problem solved.
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