Few college parties rival Penn State‘s “State Patty’s Day,” an entire weekend of drinking, debauchery, and poor attempts at drunken Irish accents.
For those of you not in the know, attending the weekend is considered a rite of passage for PA college students and thousands of visitors descend on Happy Valley. Of course, some people are able to handle the drinking better than others (we’re looking at you, Mike) but for the most part everything went swimmingly. OnwardState reports the following police activity:
• University police responded to 22 calls related to violence, alcohol, and drugs on Saturday.
• 1 DUI
• 88 arrests and citations
• 15 people treated at Mount Nittany Medical Center for alcohol-related problems
But we’re not here to celebrate the people who can’t handle their liquor; we’re here to talk about the students who survived the weekend in one piece, ready to do it again next year.
OK we lied about celebrating people who can’t handle their liquor. But it’s not a State Patty’s Day without a fight or two, right?
And you’ve gotta love the balls on this guy who’s proposing to a blacked out chick. Actually, you don’t. I’m surprised she didn’t say yes.