As I was trolling through Instagram and Twitter for something worthwhile from State Patty’s Weekend, I came across this fantastic IG video of a female Penn State student trying to open a bottle of champagne with a machete.
Now why exactly women at Penn State are keeping machetes lying around, we’ll never know. But we’re sure glad they did.
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