Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily California beauty Alana Smith is here to help. The gorgeous model contemplated your most pressing questions and came up with some thoughtful advice (so basically, you owe you exactly whatever you pay your therapist).
Here’s what the model had to say about chest hair, being creepy, and dating deal breakers:
Sometimes I style my chest hair. Cool? Or no?
It depends on what you mean by “style”. If you’re braiding your chest hair, we have a problem.
My roommate gets kind of touchy with my girlfriend – and I’m about one drunken night away from punching him in the face. What should I do?
Talk to him and let him know. That’s not okay by any means, and if he acts like he has no idea what you’re talking about, you should punch him in the face… Kidding. Keep your cool, he probably got the hint and won’t do it again.
What do I have to do to make a girl feel sexy, without looking like a creep?
Tell her – but beware if you come off too vulgar, because then you look like a creep. It’s all about subtlety. Telling a girl you love her smile is much better than saying how great her butt looks in those shorts.
Is it weird for guys to get lower back tattoos?
I don’t want to judge, but there are so many other places you can get a tattoo. If you are really considering it, ask your best friends the same question and see what they say. I’ll let them do the judging.
Should I tip my mom when she cleans my room? Like you do when you’re at a hotel?
Tip your mom with a hug and then consider moving out. You’re a big boy now. Clean your own mess
What’s something a chick would take offense to when being hit on?
We take offense when you look everywhere but our eyes when we are talking. Have a conversation with me!
What’s the biggest deal breaker when it comes to new relationships?
I pay a lot of attention to how a guy speaks of his family. It is such a turn-off when a person does not respect their family, especially their parents! It gives me insight into their morals and shows how they might treat me. If they speak poorly of them, I’m out.
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