Benjamin Miller, a 20-year-old American college student, found out what it’s like to get his ass kicked by a bull when he jumped into a parade with the aggressive animal yesterday afternoon. Needless to say, this was a really poor decision.
The Georgia native was in Spain celebrating the Carnaval del Toro in Ciudad Rodrigo when he decided to get into the middle of the action, hop a fence, and set out running alongside the prized bull. Unfortunately for Miller, a skilled photographer was there to document the incident, which left him with injuries to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles.
After a three hour surgery – which the doctor concluded was the “biggest goring wound [he’s] ever had to operate on – Miller is reportedly in intensive care.
Note to self: don’t ever do this. Ever.