Alternative Date Night: The World’s 5 Weirdest Restaurants

Dates can be hard. Between the drab dinner and a movie, it’s hard to keep things interesting let along keep your girl’s attention. But is there a line for how creative you can be? The masterminds behind these five restaurants apparently think not. Check out the weirdest eateries from around the world and reconsider going to that local chain.

Heart Attack Grill: Las Vegas, NV

One of the few places in Vegas that will get your heart pumping without the EDM music. The famous hospital-themed joint – which features sexy servers in sexy nurse costumes, making actual hospital visits highly disappointing – is known for comping the meals of 350lbs. customers and feeding the curious their famous Quadruple Bypass burgers. Each artery-clogging monster comes in at nearly 10,000 calories. Considering the company’s motto – “Fighting Anorexia Since 2005″ – we shouldn’t be surprised.

Dick’s Last Resort: Chicago, IL

The small chain promotes the biggest pet peeve amongst normal diners: a staff of curmudgeons. The dickish, rude servers are directed to torment their diners and make them uncomfortable. By the end of your meal, if you’re not wearing a paper hat scribbled with insults, then they obviously don’t like you. Go figure.

Cabbages and Condoms: Bangkok, Thailand

Luckily the grub doesn’t cause pregnancy, but in case all that cabbage gets you going, condoms are nearby. Actually, nearby is an understatement – they’re everywhere. From the Trojan-flower decor to the occasional server donning an inflated lovin’ glove on their head, you’ll never have a reason to not bone right there on the table. Aside from like, that whole bodily fluid thing getting in your rice.

Fortezza Medicea Restaurant: Volterra, Italy

Prison food doesn’t seem all that bad thanks to Fortezza Medicea restaurant, an established eatery located inside one of Italy’s high-security prison. Your table will be behind bars, and you will be served by one of the inmates, each of which are serving no less than seven years.  As intriguing as this bizarre establishment may seem, it does have its downside: all utensils are plastic (no shanking allowed) and your server may or may not kill you upon your final bite.

Modern Toilet: Taipei, Taiwan

As the saying goes, don’t shit where you eat. However in Taipei, no one gives a shit, literally. Toilets can be found hanging from the walls and holding curry – which, you know, is pretty disgusting/ironic – while your ice cream dessert is swirled into the perfect piece of poo.