Charlie Sheen has laid pretty low since his epic string of life scandals, but now the mentally questionable actor is back with a Twitter rant defending the recently suspended Brian Williams. As the story goes, the journalist lied about being under enemy fire during his 2013 visit to Iraq, then tried covering his tracks by announcing to loyal viewers that he’s “too much apart of the news.” Right. We like a good story too Williams, it’s ok, we get it.
The news anchor has been drenched in controversy ever since and was recently suspended from NBC for six months. Not many has come to his aide, but Charlie Sheen is stepping up to the plate. In a recent Twitter rant, the actor calls Williams a “true patriot and hero,” and deems the entire incident a “vile witch hunt.” Interesting choice of words, Sheen.
Below, the full, bizarrely punctuated (maybe he’s trying to be poetic?) letter:
Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.
First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.
Secondly,
Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”
Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!
Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…
Mr W:
respect
love
hi 5’s
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on
dangerous standby
at your service….
I am;
the MaSheen….
