There are two things in life you don’t mess with: men with face tattoos and Spurs fans.
So when you’re facing off against a man who has both a face tattoo and a Spurs shirt in a brutal face-slapping match, and you have the opportunity to strike first, do not do what one man did and hit like a baby. You will get demolished. Knocked out even.
Why is it that the best fight videos are always filmed in high school gyms?