Marshawn Lynch is flat out “taking the piss” out of the NFL (S/O to all our British readers).
First he shows up to Super Bowl Media Day answering every single question “I’m just here so I won’t get fined” and then finds out that he’s actually likely to get fined for wearing this “BeastMode” hat. Reason being that his brand “BeastMode” is not an NFL-approved brand.
So what does this bad ass motherf*cker do today?
HE SHOWS UP IN ANOTHER BEASTMODE HAT. That’s called “Sticking It To The Man 101.”
Maybe Marshawn realizes that he’s now doing so many Skittles and Progressive Insurance commercials that he can actually combat the No Fun League’s fining system. I don’t know. But what I do know is that these are likely going to be the hat of choice for Seahawks fans at the game.
BTW: If the Seahawks lose the Super Bowl and reporters insist on asking Marshawn questions about the game, someone is getting murdered in the locker room. The safe bet is that he’ll plead the fifth after being handcuffed.