KFC’s newest attempt to kill you is called the Double Dog and it looks delicious. Completely ignoring the part of a hot dog that is bread, Kentucky Fried Chicken decided that the best way to improve on a hot dog was by wrapping it in friend chicken. Oh, they’re also adding a questionable cheese sauce because fried chicken seemed too healthy.
This was an idea originally launched in South Korea last year, but now it looks as though the Colonel is bringing this monstrosity to the Phillipines–for a limited time.
How is this not stateside yet?