Last night the a team wearing the New York Knicks jerseys played the Houston Rockets at Madison Square Garden and it was a blowout. But the loss wasn’t the worst part about the game–it was the fact that now fans sitting in the front row are wearing paper bags on their heads.
This is a move reserved for the Cleveland Browns, the Detroit Lions, the Mets, the Jacksonville Jaguars. Bums. This is a move that fans pull when their teams are bums. So in that respect, I guess this should have happened a little earlier.
The Knicks are a disgrace, but the only thing that we can do is be patient.
Can we just talk for a moment about how happy Reggie Miller must have been to be an announcer at this game? The sweet taste of victory as he’s present for the Knicks at their lowest point ever.
Also, this is not a good speech. This excites no one.
