Get a load of this cigar-smoking, gallon-hat-wearing, Texan man named Kinky Friedman who’s got the cojones to call Jerry Jones and Chris Christie homosexuals on ESPN’s Outside The Lines.
You might not know it, but Kinky’s well-loved down in Texas. Known around the state as being a musician and satirist, he founded a band called the Texas Jewboys.
Frankly, we’re of the mindset that this whole Chris Christie Cowboys fan thing is overblown–even though we published on it–but we’re just happy that it went on long enough to hear Jerry Jones be called a “latent homosexual” on national television.