SantaCon 2014 is coming to NYC this Saturday (December 13th), so if you’re a resident of the five boroughs and don’t want to be accosted by drunk Santas, do not go outside. If SantaCon is anything like it’s been in the past few years–a total sh*tshow–then your favorite bars will be overrun, there will be no taxis available for you, and you might catch some particularly lewd acts of Santas getting a little handsy.
But if you’re like us and enjoy getting drunk with a fake beard and a bunch of Santas, then join us as we completely ignore suggested routes for the SantaCon bar crawl and just hit up our favorite spots.
NYC will likely be one of the last cities to celebrate SantaCon 2014, and as you’ll see in the photos below there are a good amount of people who’ve already made their way to the “Naughty List.”
Here is our collection of the drunkest must see photos of SantaCon 2014.