We’ve all been wasting the work week watching that new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer over and over–but have you noticed Charlize Theron’s hot pants in that thing? Yeah, we had to take a closer look, too. Everybody’s still speculating and piecing together the plot, and all we know for sure is that Charlize Theron is playing a character named Imperator Furiosa, whose job seems to involve protecting the virtue of a post-Apocalyptic beauty played by Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley.
Also, it sure looks like Charlize’s shorts do a fine job of protecting her own virtue. Damn. You come across the most interesting things when you’re doing a frame-by-frame analysis of a cool upcoming action movie because that’s your job and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, looks like Mad Max: Fury Road will be just as cool as all the other entries. Remember the “Spin Again” slot on the Wheel of Justice in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome? Yeah, you got to look close to catch everything in a Mad Max movie. Now let’s watch the trailer again…