As we understand it, the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock because they wanted to be free of government, and they didn’t like the restrictive swimwear of England. Also, they originally thought about going to the Netherlands, but decided that they didn’t want their children to be Dutch, even if that meant the girls could grow up to be hot Netherlands field hockey stars.
That’s why it’s time to give thanks for those liberated all-American breasts that swell our hearts with gratitude as they swell out of bikini tops and skimpy lingerie. Also, let’s not forget the American spectacle of boobies that nearly burst out of tight t-shirts.
We could pretty much spend the entire Thanksgiving weekend listing all of the ways that we’re thankful for that great American freedom. But first, we want to play a game, and it’s a lot more fun than in the Saw movies. Check out these bountiful American boobies and try to guess which American beauty is being bared. We have Victoria’s Secret models and Sports Illustrated models, and lots of other very pleasant surprises. Get guessing, and start that Thanksgiving holiday early…
