The chances of you growing a moustache as regal as Ron Swanson’s are slim to none–but that’s probably because you don’t want to soak your upper manhood in cologne, whale oil, and jello then dry it in pete.
The good news is that you don’t have to aim for perfection. All you need to do is shave your entire face on October 31st and wai… Click to read more![]()
