COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today – 4/6

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Y’all know what time it is. It’s not even 10 a.m. and I’m already thinking about the alcohol I’m drinking tonight.

Anyway, on to COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today — Friday, April 6, 2018.

Pop Culture

– The Jersey Shore reunion show premiered last night & I was instantly sent in a time portal back to 2010. Who needs time machines when you have MTV reality TV show reboots?

–  A Quiet Place — that new horror movie directed by Jim Halpert — comes out tonight & it’s supposedly excellent.

Sports

– Some idiot racist tweeted the n-word at Arian Foster & he immediately got put in a body bag:

Racist Tweets The N-Word At Arian Foster: Full Story & Must-See Tweets

– The Cavs staged an epic comeback against the Washington Wizards last night:

News & Politics

– A homeless man attacked Jamie King & her son while they were sitting in a parker Mercedes.

Homeless Man Smashes Windshield Of An Actress Jamie King's Mercedes With Her Son Inside

– The NYPD shot and killed Saheed Vassell after he was reportedly pointing a gun at people. The object turned out to be a pipe:

Who Is Saheed Vassell? Information on Man Killed By NYPD

College News

– A University of Minnesota fraternity member died due to alcohol poisoning:

University of Minnesota Fraternity Member Died Due To Alcohol Poisoning

Viral Randomness

– I’m a little late to this Yodel Kid phenomenon but man is he hilarious:

Hottest of the Day

– Thiccccccccc Rihanna:

Song of the Day

Quote of the Day

“It was previously a question of finding out whether or not life had to have a meaning to be lived. It now becomes clear, on the contrary, that it will be lived all the better if it has no meaning.” – Albert Camus

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COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today – 4/5