Despite it being the second day of Spring, the Northeast is currently getting straight dookied on by a snowstorm. While snow is never ideal — especially in the New York City area — the fact that this is likely winter’s last hurrah actually makes it enjoyable. It’s like a victory lap for humanity: “we’ve survived the winter, so give us all you got you big cold bitch because warmer days are around the corner.”
Anyway, on to COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today — March 21, 2018
Pop Culture
– In addition to being quite the rapper and basketball player, Quavo also apparently stunted on kids in high school football as well:
– COED’s Official Review for Pacific Rim: Uprising, which hits theatres tomorrow:
Sports
– The tournament is back tomorrow with the Sweet 16:
– Sports Illustrated picked the Washington Nationals to win the World Series … for the third time in the last six years:
News & Politics
– The Austin Serial bomber was killed and identified as 24-year-old Mark Anthony Conditt:
Viral Randomness
– When you get so high you become Satan:
– A friendly reminder why men > women (that said … sup?):
Hottest of the Day
– Young Monica Bellucci:
– Here’s the cutest thing we’ve ever seen & Olivia Munn:
Song of the Day
– Snow day vibes:
Quote of the Day
“Your time has come, now hasten little snowflakes. To vanish quite away; The spring-tide hours are sounding gentle warnings, forbidding you to stay.” — M.E. Hathaway
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