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Welcome to Hump Day, fam.
Today, I will be writing my 5000th article for COED, which is, objectively, a shit load. A lot has changed since my first post: my personality, my salary, my facial hair, etc.
My first article was published when I was a 22-year-old college kid — now I’m a 25-year-old man with a mustache, health insurance and credit cards. Oh how time flies when you’re completely and utterly winging it.
Permanent Mood
Anyway, to COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today.
Pop Culture
– The first full trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald was released, and while it looks better than the first, I’m still suspect about this franchise. Jude Law certainly helps, though.
– WWE Superstar (LOLLLL) Ronda Rousey was on Ellen:
Sports
– NFL Free Agency kicks off today: track all the latest moves HERE.
– The NCAA Tournament First Four began last night, with Radford and St. Bonaventure advancing to the tournament. Tonight, Texas Southern takes on NC Central and Syracuse plays Arizona State in the late game. The tournament officially kicks off tomorrow at 12:15 EST.
– Champions League Round of 16 continues today with a HUGE matchup between Leo Messi’s Barcelona and Antonio Conte’s Chelsea. The two sides played to a 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge on February 20th. Barcelona are favorites in the game, but don’t expect Chelsea to go down without a fight.
-Speaking of Champions League, Manchester United flamed out in GLORIOUS fashion after a home upset to Sevilla.
News & Politics
– Stephen Hawking has passed away at the age of 76-years-old:
– High schools across the country are participating in National School Walkout Day today to protest our nation’s gun laws:
College News
– Pi Kappa Alpha at ULM was temporarily suspended.
Viral Randomness
– Spring Break tings:
-Too soon?
Hottest of the Day
– Victoria’s Secret Angel Jasmine Tookes redefining the word flawless:
– Gigi Hadid is single AF y’allllll:
Quote of the Day
“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” -Stephen Hawking
Song of the Day
You can follow Eric on Twitter @eric_italiano and on Instagram @ericitaliano .
