Although there is a multitude of bracket names to chose from every year, rarely has there ever been a list that compiles all the best ones to ever be created for the March Madness Tournament. Finally, fans that have long awaited for such a list can finally rejoice as we here at COED have gone through the trouble of finding the most hilarious and most notable bracket names of all time. While your fellow March Madness competitors may feel inclined to select an up to date name, you can be the much more hip by picking a more memorable moniker that invokes a sense of nostalgia and hilarity.
Below are the 50 funniest March Madness of all time:
Final Fourgasm
Basket Cases
When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self
Breaking Cardinal Rules
Shock It To Me
The Louisville Escorts
Although this name may be a bit edgy, it does give credence to Louisville’s proven utilization of female escorts to motivate some of their players.
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Court Stormers
Bill Walton Smells Color
Fast Breaking Bad
This name, in particular, should be highly utilized by anyone that loves the progression of basketball from a methodical sport into a fast-paced, transition-based affair. The fact that the reference to Breaking Bad is built into the name makes this a must used moniker for your tournament pool.
Bruce Pearl Necklace
One Shining Moment
Church of Bracketology
Amoeba Defense
Back Door Man
One Man Wolf Pack
Pitino’s 15-Second Drill
I Still Hate Laettner
50 Shades of Grayson Allen
Without question, Grayson Allen’s on the court antics have been well documented and ridiculed both in a serious and hilarious manner. With this name, you get to represent all of the inner turmoil that this athlete clearly feels when things are not going his way on the basketball court.
Grayson Allen
Cameron Crazies
Jay Bilas Follows Me
Calipari’s Recruiting Budget
Ashley’s Judds
One and Won
Ballbusters
Take off Your Pants and Bracket
Final Pour
Final Fourgasm
Point Gods
7-10 Splits
Ball So Hard University
Definitely In My Izzone
Regardless of what you think about the controversy surrounding the Michigan State basketball program, there is no doubt that head coach Tom Izzo is fantastic at revving up his guys on the court. Whether or not his exuberance can galvanize his team to win a championship is another matter.
Tom Izzo Speech
Sparty Party
Hoops, There It Is
Headbands Make Her Dance
And1 Shining Moment
Marchmageddon
One Time at Band Camp
Coach 1K
The winningest coach in basketball history deserves a name representing his longevity and success in college basketball right? Whether you love or hate the Duke Blue Devils, Coach K’s success in this sport cannot be denied.
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Sheet of Integrity
Frank the Tank
Bonzie Scheme
Fear The Flash Mob
Jock Strap
I Can See f0r Miles and Miles
Pitino’s Pity Party
Big Bluegrass Nation
If you’re a proud Kentucky fan that wants to take your blatant fandom to the next level, look no further than this name that exudes Kentucky and southern pride. Hey, you can never have enough haters right?
MEMPHIS, TN – MARCH 24: De’Aaron Fox #0 of the Kentucky Wildcats shoots a free throw against the UCLA Bruins during the 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament South Regional at FedExForum on March 24, 2017 in Memphis, Tennessee. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)