Some of you youngbloods may not remember this, but back in the day — maybe 15 or so years ago — before Kim Kardashian took Ray J’s pipe and built a multi-hundred million dollar empire, she was merely just Paris Hilton’s thicccc friend.
That’s right, back in the early 2000’s, it was Paris Hilton who was the internationally known reality TV star, with Kim merely being an accessory to her life. Welp … we all know how that turned out: Paris Hilton released a sex tape, broke the internet, then Kim K thought to herself ‘Hey, that’s a pretty good idea’ and released a sex tape herself, re-breaking the internet. Fast forward 15 or so years and now Kardashian is one of the most world’s recognizable women while Paris got married to Kevin Garvey’s son in The Leftovers (dude’s handsome as shit, but come on, he ain’t no Kanye).
Anyway, all of that is just a super long way of me saying, what the f*ck, Paris Hilton? Are you serious with these photos? You ever seen Black Mirror? Season 3, Episode 1, “Nosedive”? The one where JV Jessica Chastain (Bryce Dallas Howard) has that rating app and becomes obsessed with her old best friend from high school? Yeah, that one.
That’s kind of the vibe I’m getting here.
