Started drinking right after work on Friday? Sunday Funday’d a little too hard? Your girlfriend force you to spend your weekend at the purgatory that is the mall? Or maybe you just plain old turned off your brain. Well, whatever your reason is for not knowing what the hell happened, we’ve got you covered.
This is COED’s What The Hell Happened This Weekend?
–Wormwood, a docudrama about a murder conspricacy, LSD, and the CIA dropped on Netflix. At just four hours, it’s the perfect quick fix.
-Kevin Hart bombed on Saturday Night Live. If you listen closely, you can hear the timer on his 15 minute clock buzzing.
–Star Wars: The Last Jedi hit theaters, and predicatbly, made a boatload of money. However, unprediactably, the movie is not landing well with the fans, resulting in a lower Rotten Tomatoes audeice score than Justice League.
News & Politics
-Sen. Lindsey Graham there is a 70% chance President Trump resorts to a military option is North Korea has another nuclear test.
-The Patriots, Steelers, Vikings, Eagles, and JAGUARS all clinched playoff berths.
-Aaron Rodgers returned, but the Packers couldn’t survive in Carolina.
-Speaking of Carolina, Diddy has tossed his hat into the ring to buy the Carolina Panthers.
-The Fantasy Football playoffs were this weekend. Todd Gurley & Kareem Hunt delivered mass games while Russell Wilson and Antonio Brown fell short.
-Somewhat quietly, the Cleveland Cavaliers have won 18 of their last 19 games. Everyone in the NBA is chasing the Rockets, though, who at 24-4, look like the NBA’s best team and a legit threat to the Warriors.
-The Pittsburgh Steelers got robbed, blew the game, lost the #1 seed in the AFC & the #1 receiver in the league. Yikes.
-A Rutgers fraternity is accused of allegedly drugging sorority members with Xanax.
Hottest Of The Week
-Alexis Ren doing squats for LOVE Magazine:
-Hailey Baldwin had a week:
-The Bills Mafia closed out their final home game of the season in style:
-Jayden Smith can moonwalk his ass off:
-Cam Newton is the cockiest dude on Earth and it’s awesome:
Happy Monday, everyone, and good luck out there. We’ll see you on the other side of the weekend, but until then, here’s our throwback song of the week.