They say you either day a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Now, while I’m not saying that Dan Bilzerian has become a villain — because he’s still a dude hero — but he’s certainly evolved. Or devolved, depending on how you look at it.
That’s right, folks, the King of Instagram is officially wifed up.
via Square Mile:
“Bilzerian is experiencing something of a lull. There’s this misconception – not entirely dissuaded by his Instagram – that he’s wasted every other day. In truth, he barely even drinks anymore. He hasn’t played poker for six months: “When I won I didn’t give a fuck, and when I lost I’d be really irritated. It was just a recipe for unhappiness.” Perhaps the most surprising development is Sophia – the man who once slept with 17 girls in a week is currently in a monogamous relationship.
Even Bilzerian sounds a little confounded. “Yeah. Got a girlfriend. First time. Well, I had a girlfriend before, but I was still fucking other girls.” He met Sophia at a marquee pool party. “Wasn’t exactly your storybook love at first sight. I think I fucked like three girls before her that day. We just started hanging out… She’s a little different, you know? She’s smart, she’s cool, and she liked a lot of the shit I like. So here we are.”
In all seriousness, though, it’s tough to blame the guy — you can’t be popping bottles in Vegas clubs until you’re 50. Well, you can, but it’s not necessarily the best look or lifestyle.
So if you’re going to get locked down, might as well have it be a smokeshow blonde who’s 16 years younger than you.