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Few things truly surprise me in this world anymore.
Humanity is on the verge of unleashing A.I. Goofy ass A-Rod is dating J-Lo. Chipotle sells queso. There’s that whole “President of the United States” issues. Point being, in 2017, nothing really blows me away anymore since life has truly become a parody.
Except for the Cleveland Browns.
Somehow, someway, the Cleveland Browns find ways to consistently blow my mind with their ineptitude. Whether it be passing on a litany of talented quarterbacks in the draft (Watson, Wentz, etc), to constantly pulling and reinserting (wink wink) their starting quarterback in the middle of games, to their literally sh*t colored uniforms, the Browns always find ways to surprise people with their level of suck.
In fact, the Browns are in such a constant state of disarray that they’re even causing Cleveland spots anchor — who have presumably covered the team for decades — to be taken aback by how truly cursed the Browns are.
