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O.J. Simpson Had The Balls to Drive Home From Jail In A White SUV

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This just has to be intentional, right? If there is any single human being on Earth who is associated with white SUVs, it’s newly free Orenthal James Simpson.

After being released from Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. was spotted (still wearing his inmate garb) getting gas with a mystery driver at an Amargosa Valley gas station, about an hour out of Las Vegas, driving in a white SUV. Coincidence? Maybe. But OJ and white SUV are as synonymous as Stone Cold Steve Austin and chugging

Coincidence? Maybe. But OJ and white SUV are as synonymous as Stone Cold Steve Austin and chugging beer, so we’re staying woke on this one.

O.J. would also stop at a McDonald’s for his first meal as a free man, ordering two #4 combos.

According to Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, OJ said that McDonald’s is “better than prison food, but it’s not what it’s all cracked out to be.”


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