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Former Marine Accidentally Says The F-Word Around His Toddler, Immediately Pays For It

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As a kid, there’s nothing like learning a new curse word. It was almost like a shady drug dealer pulling up on the corner, but instead of selling drugs, it was dirty words. And let me tell you, for a little kid, cursing is essentially the childhood form of drugs: once you get a taste, you just can’t stop.

Unfortunately for former U.S. Marine Jim LaPorta, he had to learn that the hard way. After LaPorta accidentally dropped the F-bomb around his toddler, his toddler, to quote Ben Affleck’s father in The Town, carried it like a disease, launching into a tirade of f*cks.

LaPorta, who is now a freelance journalist in Southern Florida, looks as though he’s cursing to himself everytime his son utters the slang term for fornicate.

Like most of us, LaPorta says he “tries really hard to be mindful, but sometimes it’s the best word for multiple situations.” Agreed, Jim. F*cking agreed.

Just look at this savage kid — he already looks like he’s on his way to steal your girl.

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