When Miami Heat’s Hassan Whiteside walked into his backyard, he was probably not expecting to find a dead body. Well, a dead body of a bright green parrot, to be exact. Whiteside was shocked to find the deceased bird lying on the grass. And this Miami Heat center wouldn’t let his feathered friend’s death go investigated. General Beaky will not die in vein!
Whiteside went all around his property, interrogating various witness about the crime. He questioned multiple coy fish, but none of them were cooperative. The fish obviously didn’t have their lawyers present, so they responded with silence. Not one fish would budge. They allegedly spent too many years “in the streets.”
The Miami Heat star gave up on the fish, as they obviously don’t snitch. He then set his sights on a black decorative bulldog sitting on his porch with a red tongue sticking out the mouth. Whiteside questioned this dog to no avail.
Everyone is way too hood to snitch. But don’t worry, Hassan Whiteside is still on the case!
Hassan Whiteside found a dead parrot in his yard, so he did some "CSI work."
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— SB Nation (@SBNation) August 13, 2017
: Hopefully, the investigation won’t turn out to be a cold case for this Miami Heat center.
