Have you ever heard of Rita Ora? Good, because you probably shouldn’t have, as there are way more important things in the world to occupy your brain space. The only reason I’m aware of her existence is that it’s more or less my job to keep up with these things, and by ‘these things,’ I mean beautiful women who prance around wearing little to no clothing on Snapchat
For the uninitiated, Ora is essentially a British JV Rihanna: she sings, she’s hot, and she doesn’t seem to give a f*ck. In fact, in all seriousness, there’s actually a lot to like about her. Unfortunately for her, though, Rihanna is still the queen and she’ll always be living in her shadow.
At least for now, because let me tell you, Rita is hot on Bad Gal RiRi’s trail thanks to her latest Instagram posts. And now that Rihanna is thiccccc Rihanna, now is as good a chance as ever for Rita Ora to make her move to the top of the pack.
Plus, who doesn’t love a good ole’ British accent?