The phrase ‘only in New York’ may be a little cliche at this point, but it’s moments like these that remind you why there’s no city on Earth quite like New York City.
There’s not much context as to how this fight started — or where the dude got the machete from — but similar to the pilot episode of an excellent television show, this one sucks you in right from jump street.
And frankly, it’s a pitiful showing by both parties.
The guy in the monochromatic red ensemble is significantly bigger than the other guy, yet he can’t connect on a single punch. Meanwhile, the guy with the machete takes just one swing and sends his only weapon into what equates to the fifth row of a baseball game. Just a complete swing and a miss. If you’re going to wield a damn machete, you better connect.
All in all, just another day in the streets of New York.