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Three coworkers were arrested for doing some very unorthodox team building exercises. Triple D’s Landing was closed, so the horny trio decided to get freaky on the deck of the Kiln, Mississippi restaurant.
But unfortunately for them, they were spotted after the restaurant’s owner came by to take care of some business. Instead of joining in on the fun, she called the police like a giant wet blanket.
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Here’s The Smoking Gun with the pertinent details.
In an interview with the Sun Herald newspaper, Sheriff Ricky Adam said that the trio engaged in sexual activity “In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.” Adam added, “I’d hate to have to tell Mama and Daddy I got arrested for such as that.”
Upon arriving at Triple D’s, a sheriff’s deputy spotted the man and one of the women having sex. Investigators subsequently arrested Amy Hammers, a 19-year-old Louisianan, Tiffany Thibodeaux, a 26-year-old Biloxi resident, and Texan Brandon Mabery, 30, for indecent exposure.
The trio, coworkers at ADT Security Services, was booked into the Hancock County jail on the misdemeanor charge. They were each later released on bond.
With a name like Amy Hammers, you’d be a disappointment to your parents if you weren’t having threesomes in broad daylight. It’s engraved in your DNA at birth to participate in wild sexcapdes, similar to how Kardashians are programmed to crave attention and salmon instinctively flock to Capistrano.
While it was insanely dumb for them to have sex in such a public place, I can understand why they were so keen on Triple D’s. Just take a look at this deck.
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Talk about erotic. Let’s just hope that all sphincters remained splinter-free.
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