Draymond Green Calling Kelly Olynyk A Dirty Player Is Reason #5427 Why No One Likes Draymond Green

I mean, Draymond gotta be trolling everyone at this point, right? How’s the dude who’s known for his bizaree and completely unnaturally leg kicks gonna call someone a ‘dirty’ player?

Before we dive into this article, here’s the type of player that Draymond Green is: Draymond Green is the type of player who a literally ‘kick’ compilation on Youtube:

And yet, despite the fact that Draymond has essentially become the face of the league’s dirty play, he decides to take a shot at unassuming Kelly f*cking Olynyk of all people, ripping him for being a ‘dirty’ player and for trying to ‘hurt people’ on the court. Reminder, this is coming from a dude who’s been suspended for kicking another dude in the nuts.

Draymond Green says Kelly Olynyk is a dirty player: "I don’t respect guys like that."

(via Dray Day podcast) pic.twitter.com/HRHY3aSLnS

— Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) May 8, 2017

More context on Draymond Green calling Kelly Olynyk dirty. Says there's a difference between veteran moves and what he's doing. pic.twitter.com/E7Pgl66tYL

— Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) May 8, 2017

Now, Draymond doesn’t necessarily strike me as the brightest dude, but he has to be self-aware enough to know how much of a clown he sounds like here.

Quick idea: we have Draymond Green and Lavar Ball fight to the death Gladitor-style. Then, whoever wins … we kill him too. Just shoot him right in the f*cking face, and carry on with our now-improved world.

And since you’re here, that means you probably hate Draymond as much as I do, so enjoy this gallery of him just being the ugliest dude on earth, bar none: