You know how they say it’s the simple things in life that matter? I believe that this is what they’re talking about. There are few pleasures in life as pure as the one you feel when you watch someone bust their ass. Call me a monster, fine, but you damn well KNOW that you chuckle every time you see someone slip on some ice.

Now imagine that same person, falling over and over. Pretty damn funny, right? NOW imagine that same uncoordinated person but wearing a white bear suit? Hilarious, I know. I’ve been giggling over this video for about 20 minutes now.

The best part of all of this? Turn up the volume and listen to the dude’s feet as he begins to slip. You can hear the desperation as he attempts to plant his feet.

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The 15-year-old gunman who killed his classmate and shot her mother in a New Year’s Day attack has been identified as Sean Crizer. The shooter, who attended Howard High School in Ellicott City, Maryland with the 16-year-old victim Charlotte Zaremba, died from his injuries.

Charlotte’s mother Suzanne Zaremba, 52, came to her daughter’s room when she heard a scuffle around 2:00 A.M. She discovered her daughter struggling with a masked assailant, who shot Suzanne, turned the gun on Charlotte, and then himself.

Local police said Crizer shot and killed Charlotte Zaremba inside her bedroom New Year’s Day around 2:00 A.M. after her parents had just picked her up from a New Year’s Eve party.  According to reports, he was wearing a mask on his face but there were no signs of forced entry into the home.

Crizer, who was revealed to be an alter boy, died Tuesday at Maryland Shock Trauma Center. He is suspected of burglarizing two local homes in the weeks before the attack.

Via WUSA 9:

“We don’t know how he made entry into house or what time he made entry into the house,” said Howard County Police Spokesperson Sherry Llewellyn.

Police searched the suspect’s home and found evidence from two recent burglaries just blocks away.

“In one of those burglaries a gun was stolen and that gun was used in this shooting,” Llewellyn added.

Charlotte’s mother, Suzanne Zaremba has been treated for her injuries and released from the hospital.

Students who knew Crizer expressed shock over the tragic turn of events Kieran Davis, a classmate who attended Ellicott Mills Middle School with both Crizer and Zaremba, told The Baltimore Sun he “would never have expected this from him.”

“It’s very hard to wrap my head around,” Davis said.

Audrey Zaremba, Charlotte’s sister, posted the following Facebook status following the tragic attack:

A GoFundMe page has been set up to help support the Zarembas. The account has already raised over $5,000 in less than 24 hours.

Soulja Boy has been on quite the run these last few weeks, and if you ask me, I’m starting to think this is all an elaborate PR stunt to force Soulja back into relevance. First, he was beefing with fellow disgraceful rapper Lil Yachty, then he banned Shia Labeouf from Atlanta. Just yesterday, he called out Chris Brown on Twitter. Well, it seems as though Soulja’s day only got worse from there.

In the video below, while live streaming to his Instagram followers, someone hit him and took his phone, quickly ending the video and leaving everybody wondering what the hell just happened.

Via Uproxx:

Soulja appears to put his arm around someone, who takes issue with that and shoves him away, then there’s a thud and the phone falls out his hand. After some words are exchanged someone picks up the phone and ends the broadcast and there’s been nothing on any of his social media accounts since. It’s strange, as of yet unexplained, and just another day in the social media life of Soulja Boy.

Listen, you heard it here first: Everything Soulja Boy has been doing is an elaborate publicity stunt to drum up some hype for an upcoming release. That, or he’s having a HELL of a month, and will probably end up shot at some point in 2017. Either way, this video is gold.

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Mia Kirshner is a beautifully talented actress, whose been landing roles since the early ’90s. When I read that she is 41-years-old, I had to do a double take (she looks like she’s in her 20s). She has a very youthful and elegant face that appears ageless. She could easily pass off as 26-years-old or possibly younger. Her age was really shocking since I picked out her photos for this article before I did any other research on her. Mia is one smokin’ hot milf, who looks just as young as that coed girl you sat in class with.

She was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. By 12-years-old, she already had a talent agent, and by the time she was 15, she was already acting professionally. At age 18, she appeared in her feature film Love and Human Remains. Her father needed to sign a “nudity waver” for the film because Mia was set to play a dominatrix character. She appeared in other noteworthy films in the 1990s like The Crow: City of Angels, Exotica, Murder in the First, and Mad City. Mia made her presence known on the big screen, but she would really breakout on her own with the help of television. She is best known for her roles on hit shows like 24 and The L Word. In 2013-2014, she was a cast member of the SyFy show Defiance for the first season and a guest star for the second season.

Kirshner is also incredibly hot. She was ranked #43 on Maximum’s Hot 100 Women of 2002. And in 2016, she’s equally as gorgeous. Take a look for yourself!

A Long Island Rail Road train derailed at Brooklyn’s Atlantic Terminal Wednesday morning, injuring several people, according to sources.

The commuter train failed to come to complete stop on Track 6 as it pulled into the transit hub around 8:20 A.M. Emergency responders arrived immediately and were still evacuating passengers from the train 30 minutes after the crash.

The extent of the damage is not yet known, however, current reports indicate that there are at least 37 people injured. Luckily, according to the New York Fire Department, none of the injuries are life-threatening.

The official LIRR Twitter account tweeted that commuters should “anticipate possible delays into and out of Atlantic Terminal this morning due to an incident at the terminal.”

Several roads near Atlantic Terminal were closed due to fire trucks and ambulances.

The official 2017 lineup for Governors Ball has been released, and the 2017 acts are as epic as ever. Led by two of the most promising rappers in the game with Chance The Rapper and Childish Gambino, Governors Ball is once again a can’t-miss event.

Held on the legendary Randall’s Island in New York City from June 2 to June 4, Governors Ball is the premier New York City Music Festival. With artists like Drake, Kanye West, The Black Keys, The Killers, Beck, and Jack White having played in recent years, it’s clear that if you’re going to a summer music festival in the New York City area, it should be Governors Ball.

With the lineup finally being released, we can now begin our long, painful countdown until the day June 2 finally arrives. Until then, check out the full 2017 Governors Ball Lineup below!

Governors Ball 2017 Lineup

Tool, Chance The Rapper, Phoenix, Childish Gambino, Lorde, Flume, Wu-Tang Clan, Wiz Khalifa, Logic, Cage The Elephant, Marshmello, Mark Ronson vs. Kevin Parker, Beach House, Schoolboy Q, Air, The Avalanches, Rae Sremmurd, The Head And The Heart, Tove Lo, Phantogram, Franz Ferdinand, Banks, A$AP Ferg, Local Natives, Majid Jordan, Mac Demarco, Rufus Du Sol, YG, Parquet Courts, Charli XCX, Bleachers, Royal Blood, Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires, Danny Brown, Kehlani, Michael Kiwaunuka, Warpaint, Car Seat Headrest, Skepta, Saint Motel, The Strumbellas, Francis And The Lights, Stromzy, Gryffin, The Range, Dua Lipa, Eden, Zane Lowe, The Orwells, Judah & The Lion, Muna, Arizona, Saint JHN, Michael Blume, Jessie Reyez, Lo Moon, Raiydo, Roosevelt, Barns Courtney, Blossoms, Ron Gallo, Welles, Mondo Cozmo, Tkay Maidza, Jenaux, Vant

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Derek Harper of Clark Atlanta University, a DII school, just had one of the ten best dunks of the season. As tough as it is, do your best to forget the fact that Harper is just 5’11”. The Clark Atlanta Panthers wound up beating Lemoyne-Owen 76-73. If Harper hit his and-1 free throw, those three points could be considered the deciding factor in the game.

Although it’s a shame that there’s only one camera angle of the nastiness, the good news is that his Panthers teammates make up for that by reacting in some of the funniest ways possible. Do yourself a favor and watch the video multiple times: First, so that you can watch the glorious rise to the rim. Second, so that you can check out the individual reactions from the players.

Our favorite is far and away #32. Dude looks like he’s just been exorcised.

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The reasons to oppose decriminalizing marijuana are becoming fewer and fewer by the day. The war on drugs, specifically marijuana, is coming to an end sooner rather than later, and it’s all thanks to statistics like this one.

According to Forbes, new statistics show that North America’s legal marijuana “green rush” is above the dot-com boom of the early 2000s in terms of industry growth.

North America’s legal marijuana market posted $12 billion in revenue in 2016, which represents a 30% increase from 2015 — according to a report by ArcView Market Research.

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The report suggests that the legal marijuana industry could top $28 billion by 2021. However, one wrench that could be thrown into the growth of the legal marijuana industry is how the newly elected administration treats the issue.

Via Forbes:

ArcView Chief Executive Officer Troy Dayton believes that President-elect Donald Trump has been consistently in favor of states rights when it comes to legalization. “It’s one of the few things he has been consistent on,” he said. Dayton also believes that even if Trump backed away from adult use, he would still favor medical marijuana.

Trump would be delusional to try and protest the wave of legalization that has happened over the last five years. It’s just not a fight worth picking. Treat this as yet another promising sign that prohibition is coming to an end at long last.

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Sophie Kennedy Clark is an emerging young actress from Aberdeen, Scotland, UK. Born in 1990, Sophie comes from a talented family, as her mother was actress and singer Fiona Kennedy and her grandfather was singer Calum Kennedy.

Sophie got her start in 2010, appearing as Tanya in all four episodes of the TV series Single Father. She would make her film debut in 2012, playing Hippie Chick 1 in the Tim Burton-directed Dark Shadows.

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Some of Sophie’s most notable roles have been as Lauren in “The National Anthem” episode of Black Mirror (2011), Young Philomena in Philomena (2013), B in Nymphomaniac (2013), and Ursula in The Danish Girl (2015).

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Even though Sophie has enjoyed lots of success up to this point in her career, 2017 might end up being her biggest year yet, as she nabbed a starring role as Jessie in the coming-of-age thriller, Go North. On January 13, 2017, the film will begin a limited release in U.S. theaters and hit video on demand platforms everywhere.

Let’s do our part in wishing Sophie good luck in all of her upcoming projects by taking a look at some of her hottest photos.

I remember the first time I played the original Diablo. The scene opens in the foreboding town of Tristram with the sounds of cawing ravens pecking at a decaying corpse. A window shutter on an abandoned house creaks open in the wind and a landscape of hellish desolation is revealed. Diablo’s opening hours were perfect and may have even set the tone for every other dungeon crawling experience I would have over the next ten years. Diablo II often gets credit for being the best game of the beloved franchise and it certainly took the series to new heights with its larger world and online multiplayer. However, is was the first Diablo that captured the dark essence that the series would become known for.

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With the 20th anniversary of the Diablo franchise upon us, Blizzard has cooked up some amazing “new” content for fans of the classic that started it all. The soon-to-be-released Patch 2.4.3 will feature an entire reworking of the original Diablo game in the Diablo III engine as well as other events throughout the Diablo III world.

If you are one of the many players who has always felt that Diablo III was too bright and didn’t fit the tone of the series, you are in luck. In addition to having dark cultists begin to show up in familiar areas of Diablo III, the “Darkening of Tristram” event is the real show stopper. During the month of January, players will be able to travel to the town of Tristram and enter a portal where they will be transported to the original version of the town from the first game. Once there, all sixteen levels of the original Diablo will be available to play for the duration of the event.

In addition to having access to a revamped version of Diablo I, the team at Blizzard has gone above-and-beyond in an attempt to make this anniversary dungeon crawl as close to the original as possible. Here is a short list of ways they are trying to capture the essence of the game that started it all:

• Characters will walk instead of run
• A pixelated filter even at high resolutions
• Different animations
• Sound changes
• New character models
• Retro user interface
• Eight-degree camera rotation

If you are as nostalgic a gamer as I am, this event is surely one you will not want to miss. Still no word on the exact release date of the new Patch and the new content, but as the event will only last the month of January, expect it to drop in the next couple of days.

While I’m still eating leftover Christmas cookies and sitting on my couch binge-watching New Girl, Cloie Luo is off traveling the world looking perfect. Literally.

The Miss COED 2017 semifinalist grew up in Houston, Texas, goes to school in Louisiana, and recently traveled to California, Mexico, Belize and Honduras. In between sipping on coconuts laying on the beach, Cloie went ziplining through the Honduras jungle rocking her Miss COED tank and looking flawless AF:

I mean, really?!?! This is all the inspiration I need to lay off those Christmas cookies.

Get to know more about Cloie below – FYI, she’s super smart – and be sure to check back daily as we get to know each of our semifinalists a bit better.

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Cliché, but where do you see yourself in five years? Ready, set, go!

In five years I will be 23, which means (hopefully) I will be in NYU law school or getting my Master’s in Finance and Economics! As much as I love University of Louisiana at Lafayette, I would love to have more adventures in new places and new cities. I have lived in the South my whole life and I have always craved adventure, so where better to start than New York City?

What’s your biggest accomplishment thus far?

My biggest accomplishment this far is definitely my high school senior yearbook. Being the Senior Editor of my staff, I put my heart and soul in the book. Towards the end, we submitted our book to so many contests and it came back with so many awards! Knowing I did something in high school that people can look back on 20 years from now is an amazing feeling. Knowing I helped people remember their high school memories and events is so heartwarming, and I could not have asked for a better accomplishment. 

Give your BFF a shoutout! What’s his/her name and how long have you been besties?

My best friend in the whole world is Allissa and we have been best friends since we were just 11-years-old. She has been through everything with me – through our weird punky middle school days to getting our hearts broken by mean boys in high school. Even though we now currently live six hours away from each other and I don’t get to see her as much as I want to, nothing has changed between us and she is still my best friend. We have both grown up so much. I am currently working hard to graduate college and get my Master’s while she is training to be a champion wrestler. (She’s awesome isn’t she?)

Name one thing on your bucket list.

My number one thing on my bucket list is when I am super rich and on the Forbes 500 list (a girl can dream right?), I would want to buy my parents the house they have always wanted. My mother spends countless hours a day looking up houses online and even touring some, however none of them are her definition of a perfect house. I want to give my mother and father the dream house they have always wanted; a backyard patio, a beautiful grill set where my dad can cook hamburgers, a pool, and a two story home where it is just like their fairytale. They have done so much for me and it is the least I can do for them. 

Aside from being the best daughter in the world, Cloie is also passionate about her sorority’s philanthropies – March of Dimes and Sigma Serves Children. She’s helped raise money so far through chili cook offs, coin drivesand dodgeball tournaments and loves that Tri Sigma does all they can to support these children.

What exactly is the March of Dimes and how does Tri Sigma support the organization?

Every year we have a coin drive, chili cook off, dodgeball tournament, and many others. My favorite thing is the chili cook off because who doesn’t like chili? Our goal is to help as many kids in need as possible!

What’s your favorite part about the March of Dimes?

I love everything that we get to do in order to help kids. With so many things happening in every person’s lives and all the hectic-ness life throws at us, we don’t really get to hear about the suffering of others, especially innocent kids. The March of Dimes really focuses on helping premature babies and doing everything in our power that we can. Child’s play therapy is also amazing since we get to watch and provide the kids to feel like normal kid even if it is just for a little while. 

What is Sigma Serves Children?

Sigma Serves Children is our main philanthropy and there are three categories in which we serve: March of Dimes serving premature babies, child’s play therapy (therapeutic play in hospitals), and our local philanthropy which is the DREAMS foundation; helping the special needs kids in our area. Tri Sigma really tries to do all we can to help children which is absolutely heartwarming.

How have you personally served either or both of these organizations?

I participated in the chili cook off which was so incredibly fun. Everyone either sends in a donation or comes up with a team and we all get out there really early and cook the chili. I was paired up with my big sister and her family this year, and we all worked non stop trying to prepare everything; however it was so worth it knowing the money was going towards something I’m so passionate about. There are also raffle tickets available for purchase, and they gave away so many cool prizes too! I also helped out in our coin drive, which is just a bunch of my sisters and I doing silly stuff trying to get people’s attention to donate coins to March of Dimes. I also plan on doing the dodgeball tournament, but that happens later on in the year. Tri Sigma tries very hard to do everything possible for children and I love that!

Tell us anything else you’d like me or our readers to know about March of Dimes or Sigma Serves Children!

March of Dimes was originally dedicated to polio but since they have found a cure, it is now dedicated to premature babies. It’s so amazing because Tri Sigma actually tries to help to completely cure this. 

Want to start your new year off right and get involved by helping others? Good! Click on the following links for more:

March of Dimes

Sigma Serves Children

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Hopefully, you and your lady friend had a wonderful holiday season because the date that most people begin looking for an extra-marital affair is right around the corner. According to Gleeden, a website specifically made for helping people find sidepieces, the new year is the most popular time for users to sign up for their services. Gleeden’s data shows that the second Monday after Christmas is the busiest time on the site. Of the site’s 3.3 million users, registration on January 11, 2016 (last year) increased more than 320%.

It’s not just people looking to cheat, either; love is in the air for everyone. Match also reports that the first Sunday of the new year is the busiest time of the year for them.

So, what does this mean for you? It depends on where you are with your life. If you’re the one looking to cheat, it means that you’re not alone and maybe you should think about what you really want out of your life. If you think your SO is looking for someone else, you can either double down with her to prove yourself or move on with your life.

We’re not going to argue with data, but if we guess a day that most people would cheat, it would be the first day of spring. That’s the first day that chicks start wearing their warm weather best, showing off a little skin and the bodies they’ve been honing all winter.

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Well, everyone, it’s here. The NFL playoffs are finally here. Although it means the NFL season is sadly almost over, it also means we get to see the best of the best go toe-to-toe with one another for a chance to take home the Lombardi Trophy.

With the bracket and schedule both set, the playoffs kick off this Saturday when the Derek Carr-less Oakland Raiders travel to Houston to take on the Texans in what could be possibly the worst playoff game of all time. We get to see the return of Brock Osweiler, aka The Brocketship, for the Texans, take on whoever the Raiders are putting out there at quarterback. Should be a classic 7-3 barnburner! Take a look below at the rest of the schedule for the playoffs, with some much more exciting games to come.

AFC Playoffs

Wild Card Round

• Saturday, January 7: Oakland Raiders @ Houston Texans – 4:00 P.M. EST on ESPN
• Sunday, January 8: Miami Dolphins @ Pittsburgh Steelers – 1:00 P.M. EST on CBS

Divisional Round 

• Saturday, January 14: Lowest remaining seed at New England, 8:15 P.M. EST on CBS
• Sunday, January 15: Highest remaining seed at Kansas City, 1:05 P.M. EST on NBC

Conference Championship

• Sunday, January 22: 6:40 P.M. EST on CBS

NFC Playoffs

Wild Card Round

• Saturday, January 7: Detroit Lions @ Seattle Seahawks – 8:00 P.M. EST on NBC
• Sunday, January 8: New York Giants @ Green Bay Packers – 4:40 P.M. EST on FOX

Divisional Round

• Saturday, January 14: Lowest remaining seed at Atlanta, 4:35 P.M. EST on FOX
• Sunday, January 15: Highest remaining seed at Dallas, 4:40 P.M. EST on FOX

Conference Championship

• 3:05 P.M. EST on FOX

Super Bowl 51

The Super Bowl will be played on Sunday, February 5 in Houston, Texas at 6:30 P.M. on FOX.

The landdddddd offff the freeeee, and the homeeeee offffff a toddler shooting someone every week for two years straight! That’s how it goes, right? No? Oh. Well, sh*t. This is depressing.

Welcome to America, one of the world’s largest supporters of the ‘guns don’t kill people, people kill people’ ideology. Well, to those who believe in that laughable theory, I ask you this question: Explain to me how a toddler would be able to hurt seriously hurt someone WITHOUT a gun? Not too easy, is it?

According to Press Union, for the past 104 weeks, there has been at least one toddler somewhere in the US firing a gun and hitting themselves or another person. And even more horrifying is the fact that the number is actually rising.

Via Press Union:

In fact, the situation is getting worse: the rate of toddley shootings in 2016 was up 6% year on year, an alarming result given a continued focus on gun control in the United States.

By October 2016, there has already been an increase in the number of fatalities as a result of toddler shooting as well. Up to October 2016, 16 of the 39 toddlers who shot themselves died from their wounds.

The dtata also shows that toddlers are shooting more other people, too. At last count, there had been 12 incidents involving toddlers shooting people in 2016, although the final number is expected to be higher once all the data comes in.

So, there you have it folks, the country that claims it doesn’t have a gun problem, in fact, has a rampant TODDLER gun problem. Fantastic. Swell. Nothing says blatant ignorance like letting a toddler figure out its way to a gun, and yet here we are, seeing more and more of it every year. Let’s see how the gun lobbyists spin this one.

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Tuppence Middleton is a 29-year-old actress from Bristol, England, UK. She made her on-screen debut in 2008, playing Alice in the short film Dance Lessons. Tuppence would make her first appearance on television in 2008 as well, taking on the role of Vera Waterhouse in the two-part “Yanks in the U.K.” episode of Bones.

But it wasn’t until 2009 when Tuppence really announced her arrival as an actress. She starred as Justine Fielding in the comedy horror film Tormented, and her performance lead to her being nominated for the 2010 London Evening Standard Film Awards for Most Promising Newcomer.

Once Tuppence established herself, she had no trouble landing parts. Some of her most notable film roles over the years have been as Young Woman in Red Car in Trance (2013), Micky in Trap for Cinderella (2013), Sophie in The Love Punch (2013), Helen in The Imitation Game (2014), and Kalique Abrasax in Jupiter Ascending (2015).

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Recently, Tuppence has been doing a lot of television, playing Hélène Kuragina in War & Peace (2016), Amelia Havisham in Dickensian (2015-2016), and Riley Blue in Sense8 (2015-2017). She might be best known for her work on Sense8, as she stars in the popular science fiction Netflix series.

The second season of Sense8 will hit the streaming service on May 5, 2017. To hold you over until then, take a look at Tuppence’s hottest photos in the gallery below.

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Kylie Jenner causes me to descend into an existential crisis. The internal battle I have when it comes to her is always the same. On one hand, I know she’s made of up of 73% percent plastic, that she’s a main cog in the evil Kardashian empire, and that she’s dating F*CKING TYGA. All of those things are the qualities of a person I’d usually loathe. But on the other hand, you know, she’s got a great butt. And just like possession is nine-tenths of the law, having a nice butt is nine-tenths of a guy being able to forget how miserable of a person you are. To quote an unnamed rapper, the existence of Kylie Jenner is the ultimate “my mind is telling me no, but my body is telling me yes”  scenario. Yeah, like I said, existential crisis.

Anyway, why are we here? Well, because Kylie put up a picture of herself that so blatantly fluctuates how manufactured her body is, it’s almost offensive. She’s all but given up on pretending like her body is made up of actual human DNA. For a while, she tried to act like we didn’t know, even though we all did, which is cool I guess. But now? She’s pretty much saying, “Yup, I’m fake AF and you love it so here.” Seriously just take a look at this photo and tell me if you think she gives a crap whether you know her body is fake or not. But like the brainless son-of-a-bitch I am, it’s totally working on me.

Usually, when writing about Emily Ratajkowski, I say she’s the next step in human evolution, and I mean it as a compliment. When I look at Kylie Jenner, I get more of a next-step-in-black-magic vibe.

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According to the information obtained, two gunmen in a  white car with a plate of 34 ZB 0674 opened fire at a restaurant on Hisaraltı Street in the Fatih district of Istanbul. Local media is reporting that the shooting is the result of a personal conflict and not a result of terrorism.

The shooting comes just days after 39 people were killed by a gunman in a New Year’s Eve massacre at an Istanbul nightclub.

What Happened at the Fatih District, Istanbul Restaurant?

Two gunmen opened fired in a restaurant in the Fatih District in Istanbul.

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Back in April, Officers Joshua Pueblo and Daniel Colwell of Chandler, Arizona responded to what they believed was a routine trespassing incident at a nearby Walmart. The trespasser, however, was merely using the call to lure and ambush the cops. When Pueblo and Colwell arrived, the gunman, Mitchell Oakley, opened fire, hitting Pueblo in the face and shooting Colwell twice.

As Oakley fled, Colwell returned fire from the ground. Outside, Oakley dropped his gun and when he went back for it, was shot dead by Colwell.

Newly released CCTV footage shows the moment that Colwell reaches for his gun and fires back at the convicted felon. Pueblo was shot in the face and his colleague Colwell was hit with two bullets from close range. Officer Pueblo remains on medical leave while recovering from gunshot wounds to the face and arm.

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Unless you’ve been living under a dresser, you’ve seen the wild viral video of a two-year-old boy pushing a dresser off of his twin brother by now. The video has racked up a boatload of views, and the family even went on CNN to talk about the furniture mishap.

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With the video being so popular, Ozzy Man decided to add his hilarious brand of commentary to the mix. Listen to him narrate the action in a way that only that crazy son of a bitch can.

Finally, somebody says it. All I’ve heard about ever since this video hit the internet is what a hero this kid is. F*ck that noise. He’s the whole reason the dresser fell on his brother in the first place! Everything was going fine for that little dude until his slapdick brother decided to climb on the dresser and cause it to topple over. If he had even an elementary understanding of physics, he wouldn’t have almost turned his brother into a flapjack.

I also love how he took his sweet ass time pushing the dresser off of his brother. Where was his sense of urgency!? I’ve seen two-minute drills from Andy Reid with a faster pace. His poor brother’s in agony and he’s messing around with his toys like a total dipshit. His parents ought to ground him until he’s 50 for such irresponsible behavior.

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Ruben De Los Santos, a police officer at Rolesville High School in North Carolina has been placed on administrative leave after a video emerged of him slamming 15-year-old  Jasmine Darwin to the ground. How a grown man, especially an officer, and ESPECIALLY one that works in a high school, can rag doll a kid like this is beyond me.

Video sent by ABC11 shows Darwin being picked up and thrown to the ground by school resource officer Ruben De Los Santos. A second, longer video sent in shows a fight between two girls which led up to the incident. Rolesville Police said Tuesday night that a fight took place about 7:10 A.M. in the cafeteria area between two female students.

Harrison said one of her daughters was involved in that fight and her other daughter, Jasmine, was trying to defend her sister and break it up when administrators can be seen intervening.

The second video, sent in by another eyewitness, shows two girls fighting each other, eventually ending up on the floor. The girls were throwing punches, kicking, and clawing at each other.

However, according to Aisha Nasser, the witness who sent the longer video, said she didn’t think De Los Santos meant any harm.

“He’s one of the kindest officers I’ve ever come across,” said Nasser. “Seeing the whole situation first hand it was out of control and he was just trying to gain control of the situation and I know it wasn’t his intention to hurt that girl.”

What Happened?

School resource officer Ruben De Los Santos was placed on administrative leave after a video emerged of him slamming 15-year-old student Jasmine Darwin to the ground.

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