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Last night, Todd Gurley rushed for 38 yards on 14 carries in the Los Angeles Rams 24-3 loss to the Seattle Seahawks. It was a pretty typical performance for Gurley this year, as he’s been a colossal bust for fantasy football owners.

Coming into the season, he was a consensus first round pick, but he’s rushed for an extremely underwhelming 778 yards and five TDs through 14 games. A frustrated Gurley owner finally reached his boiling point, going on Twitter to let Gurley know that he’s ready to fight him over all of these lackluster stat lines.

I usually hate when fantasy football owners go after their players on social media, but I’m siding with Cody on this one. That tweet was actually pretty funny, and as a fellow Gurley owner, the struggle was very real this year. I feel your pain, brother.

Gurley seemed willing to oblige Cody with his request for violence, as he replied with a short and sweet response.

It looked like it was curtains for Cody after that, but he came through with an excellent clap back.

Cody with the checkmate! Judging from Gurley’s stats, it would take him roughly three weeks and 48 carries for him to finally meet up with Cody. What a bum.

A US Naval underwater drone has been seized by a Chinese Naval warship in the South China Sea, according to The Independent. This seizure is the first time that something like this has happened in a long time and is typical of the aggressive moves taken by the Chinese in the South China Sea.

Just yesterday the US Pacific Fleet said that they were prepared to move their fleet into the South China Sea if China continued to be so aggressive in the area. “We will not allow a shared domain to be closed down unilaterally no matter how many bases are built on artificial features in the South China Sea,” Admiral Harris said. “We will cooperate when we can but we will be ready to confront when we must.”

NBC reports that earlier this week a United States think tank concluded that China has built a series of anti-air and anti-missile systems on some of the small islands in the South China Sea. This is a fact that China vehemently denies, despite photographic proof that says otherwise.

Truthfully, this is nothing to be sincerely alarmed about, but it’s indicative of the way that the United States and China have been playing cat-and-mouse games in the South Pacific Sea, an area that both China and the United States see as being of considerable military strategic importance. While the United States has a considerably more powerful Navy at the moment, China is going the low-tech/effective route and is using some of the islands in the South Pacific Sea (which should be international aka not owned by anyone) to build up their defenses. It’s reported that some islands are even being outfitted with airstrips, making them as important as aircraft carriers.

For more on the actual story of what happened regarding the drone, though, read below.

What Happened?

According to the information we’re reading, the underwater drone was about to be picked up by the USNS Bowditch–an oceanographic survey ship (pictured above)–when it was instead captured by a Chinese warship.

The US Navy has demanded that China returns the drone immediately.

What Kind Of US Navy Drone Was It?

From the reports we’ve seen, the only thing we know for sure is that it was an unmanned submarine drone. An anonymous naval official said that the unmanned underwater vehicle (UUV) was conducting a military survey of the waters of the South China Sea, which is an area considered to be international waters.

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With all the hype surrounding the releases of the numerous VR headsets this year, it’s surprising that virtual reality still doesn’t seem to have found the wide-spread appeal that everyone thought it would receive. Many would argue that the systems are far too expensive at this point, but one could also contend that VR doesn’t yet have the experiences people are looking for. The headsets’ price points are still in the “hardcore gamer” realm, but the experiences they have to offer are not. Most games are “experiential” and little more than interactive cutscenes, while others offer activities that are simply gimmicks.

It looks like all of that could change in 2017 and with the gift card deals and games bundles we have been seeing paired with various headsets going into the holiday season, virtual reality might just find its stride in the coming year.

These are just a few of the virtual reality games coming out in 2017 that could shape the future of the VR format and capture the hardcore gamer audience.

Arktika.1

Publisher: Oculus Studios
Developer: 4A Games
Platforms: Oculus Rift/Touch
Release Date: 2017

4A Games might not ring a bell for many, but the small studio in Malta is home to the development team behind the critically acclaimed Metro series. Their first title being built from the ground up for the Oculus Rift and Oculus Touch, Arktika.1 transports players 100 years into the future after a “silent apocalypse” has frozen most of the earth. Players take control of a mercenary in the Russian territories tasked with killing all manner of mutated creatures in the frozen underground world.

Arktika.1 isn’t your average shooter with your typical range of weapons. The game boasts guns that can see through walls or fire bullets around cover to find their target. The trailer above also shows the ability to choose weapons and manually mod them with additional features, such as sights, in real time. This is a great addition that, now that I have seen it, seems like a no-brainer. Couple that with the Touch’s motion controlled guns and this looks like a truly immersive experience.

Developer 4A Games ensures that Arktika.1 will be a full-length AAA production and that players will get an experience on par with current console and PC games.

Easily one of the best looking games for any of the VR headsets at this point, if Arktika.1 can deliver on the high intensity, fast-paced style of action-horror that its predecessors were known for, it is sure to be a must-have for anyone who owns an Oculus.

Fallout 4 VR

Publisher: Bethesda Softworks
Developer: Bethesda Game Studios
Platforms: HTC Vive, TBD
Release Date: 2017

When Fallout 4 was released last year, Bethesda was lauded for finally nailing the combat mechanics, making the title a truly great FPS experience. Previous iterations felt clunky and, while many were upset about them dumbing-down of the RPG elements, the action really was dialed this time around. Now that Bethesda’s lead director (and recent inductee into the Video Game Hall of Fame) Todd Howard has announced the jump to VR for the fourth installment of the series, it’s not hard to see why the gun-play was so important to the developers.

The notion of a VR version of Fallout 4 is wildly exciting. This is the true dream of VR, the Tron experience! A massive, open-world where you are able to move and adventure freely. This could be the baseline experience to which all other virtual reality games are compared. Okay, so I’m excited.

The early version presented at E3 back in June was a somewhat “incomplete” experience, but if Bethesda can work out the difficulties with movement in VR and truly give us an open world to explore in its full 3D glory, this may just be the standard for all future game of its kind.

Farpoint VR

Publisher: Sony Interactive Entertainment
Developer: Impulse Gear
Platforms: Playstation VR
Release Date: 2017

Farpoint VR is not the most novel game of the virtual reality format. You play as a space mercenary. Been there. You will fight wave after wave of angry, acid spewing aliens. Done that. But that simplicity and refusal to reinvent the FPS genre may just be the best thing about this new title from first-time developers Impulse Gear. They have taken the tried and tested FPS and simply changed the way we perceive and interact with the virtual world.

Impulse Gear describes Farpoint VR as an “unnerving” VR space adventure. Set on a hostile planet after being pulled into the story and transported by an anomaly, players must fight to survive against hordes of alien creatures.

While Farpoint may certainly not be the only shooter to try its hand in the virtual reality landscape, it is one of the first to utilize the PS Aim controller. A thumb stick on the PS Aim controls movement in the world. The player will move their head to turn and aim and shoot with the gun-shaped controller. The PS Aim is said to feel “tactile” and aims like a real weapon. In the 3D space of VR that means actually looking down the sights to zero in on your enemies.

Star Citizen

Publisher: Cloud Imperium Games
Developer: Cloud imperium Games
Platforms: PC, HTC Vive, Oculus
Release Date: 2017

One of the most ambitious games to ever go into development, Star Citizen hopes to combine space combat, FPS, and commercial trading elements to create a real universe in a massively multiplayer online world. Sound like too big a pill to swallow? Throw in Star Citizen’s VR support and you can see exactly why everyone is so excited about this game.

Star Citizen will allow players to move seamlessly between each aspect of gameplay. It is truly a sight to behold to watch a ship start on a space port, fly thousands of miles through space, enter the atmosphere of a planet, and then land on that planet. Rest assured, this will not be the let down of No Man’s Sky. There are no sky boxes here.

Though this is the first title being developed and published by Cloud Imperium, their wildly successful Kickstarter campaign has raised more than $138 million dollars. That’s more than double the average funding for most triple-A titles.

Think this is all too good to be true? Check out this 24-minutee gameplay demo and see for yourself.

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Publisher: Capcom
Developer: Capcom
Platforms:  Playstation VR, TBD
Release Date: January 24, 2017

A reinvention of the franchise in every sense of the word, Capcom’s new multi-platform Resident Evil game will take players into a terrifying world of horror. Unlike past installments of the franchise, this will be the first, fully first-person Resident Evil game. No, I don’t count The Umbrella Chronicles as a true Resident Evil game.

What we have seen of Biohazard so far suggests that players will be doing battle with more than just zombies this time around. Players will take control of Ethan Winters as he makes his way through a creepy, derelict mansion in Louisiana. Players will be constantly pursued by members of the Baker family in what is sure to be a heart-pounding virtual reality scenario of cat and mouse.

In the newest game, it will be possible to interact with the world on an unprecedented scale. The capabilities of VR are sure to allow for far more involved puzzle-solving, a gameplay mechanic that the series is historically known for.

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but it’s Friday so I’m feeling delightful!

We’re wrapping up our second week of Miss COED 2017 contestant spotlights, and our last contestant (of the week) has us dreaming of sunnier days and warmer temperatures. The freshman at the University of Minnesota is majoring in Psychology and hopes to one day become a surgeon. Can you say, “Goals?”

Yet while Jack Frost is busy nipping at our noses…and literally everywhere else, we also learned that Marissa really wants to travel. She hopes to one day go to a country her ancestors are from – aka France, Germany, or the UK. She also hopes to make it to Australia or Bora Bora – or anywhere warm with a beach. And TBH, I’m right there with ya, sister.

Get to know more about Marissa below, and be sure to check back again next week as we get to know each of our semifinalists a bit better.

Happy Friday, and stay warm!

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If you could travel anywhere in the world for Spring Break, where would you go?

I would go to either Australia or Bora Bora if I could pick absolutely anywhere. But I love anywhere that is warm with an ocean [and a] beach.☀️

What’s your favorite school tradition?

My favorite school tradition happens during football games. The student section has this gigantic flag that has our school’s slogan on it, “Ski-U-Mah,” and right before the game starts the entire student section participates in unrolling the flag above all of us. Some people have to hold the edges of the flag and then the people in the middle jump up and down to make it wave for the big screen!

Name one thing on your bucket list.

One thing on my bucket list is to travel to somewhere of my origin. I am French, German, Irish, Scottish, and English and I would love to visit any one of those places to learn more about my heritage.

Which organization on campus are you most passionate about and why?

Undergraduate Surgery Interest Group. I am aspiring to become a surgeon in the future and this group gives myself and others amazing opportunities to learn and use some medical skills early on before medical school. They are a student run organization which makes them that much more amazing.

Cliché, but where do you see yourself in five years? Ready, set, go!

I see myself being successful early on in medical school.

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It’s rare to see a fight video from the suburbs go viral, but this is no ordinary scrap. It was total bedlam in this brawl, as guys, girls, a mom, and a baseball bat joined forces to create a white trash quadfecta of glorious violence. Watch the co-ed fisticuffs fly in the video below.

Beat that ass, Rachel! Goddamn, that was some entertaining mixed tag team action. The MVP of that melee was clearly the girl in the red shirt. She snatched that bat and proceed to dish out a beatdown like she was one of the Baseball Furies from The Warriors.

The biggest loser was definitely that gross mom yelling at everybody. Her daughter was the one who brought out the bat in the first place, so she deserved everything that she had coming to her. I’m also pretty sure the mom referred to her daughter as “my bitch,” which is as cringeworthy as it gets.

I’m still confused how a fight like that could take place in front of such a nice house, though. I’ve been scribbling down equations everywhere like I’m Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind, and the only plausible scenarios that I can come up with are that the husband is either a NASCAR driver or a lottery winner.

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Kendrick Lamar is on top of the rap world right now, both according to people who actually listen to music and this viral list of rappers ranked by tier. So when we learned that Kendrick, a West Coast native, was playing a secret show in Brooklyn tonight, we snapped up a couple of tickets immediately. Of course, if you tried to get the tickets yourself, you would have seen that they were exclusively for American Express customers, but that’s just a part of the game that AmEx is trying to play to bring more customers to their side.

A show like this is nothing new for Kendrick or American Express. A few weeks ago, Kendrick played a show in Miami for Art Basel that was also an American Express exclusive. Similarly, American Express ran a successful ad campaign with Shaq and Kendrick for #SmallBusinessSaturday.

If American Express is going to try and target a younger demographic, they need to provide some serious benefits (like these exclusive offerings) to their customers. We’re excited to see K.Dot tonight at the Williamsburg Hall of Music. We hope to see you there.

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What: Kendrick Lamar Concert
When: December 16th, 2016
Time: 9:00 P.M.
Where: Williamsburg Hall of Music

Christmas time is coming and iPhones are soon going to be unwrapped, so you might be wondering what iPhone cases should you buy for your boyfriend, girlfriend, or as a Christmas present for yourself? It’s a bit overwhelming with the number of choices you have when it comes down to finding the perfect case for your phone, so we’ll try to make it a bit easier. This year we’ll be looking at five of the best iPhone cases to buy from great protection to amazing style. If you’re looking for a cost-effective case for your iPhone this year, we have that too. There’s little room for error with the cases we’ve selected, so thankfully there’s at least one here that everybody will enjoy this Christmas.

Capsule Collection Noir Classic Case – Amber&Ash

Amber&Ash

This case has a sleek, smooth design and a nice black finish fit with a triangle shaped hole around the camera to give off some flair. This is a great choice for any consumer who wishes to save some money and still get great protection. It can survive high falls with shock absorption, and it also has a raised ridge to provide support for the screen. The Noir Classic is a great selection for only $23.99 and is perfect for those who don’t want a bulky case but still want protection.

You can buy the Capsule Collection Noir here.

Otterbox Defender – Otterbox

Otterbox

The Otterbox Defender is the classic choice for any iPhone, and while the Otterbox Commuter is definitely a bit cheaper, it doesn’t offer the same protection that this model does. It seals completely around your iPhone, providing shock absorption that can survive high drops, and a cover for the screen to prevent any cracking if it falls face down. It is a bit expensive, retailing at $49.95, but it does provide the best protection of any case available. Oh, and it also comes in tons of different colors, so that’s a plus.

You can buy the Otterbox Defender here.

Tech21 Evo Check – Tech21

Tech21

This is my daily phone case, and while it doesn’t offer the same ridge that the Noir Classic does, I can certainly admire the Tech21 Evo Check’s clear back and smokey black sides (or whichever color you choose). It offers some of the best protection around the rim of your iPhone, and as long as you’re a pretty careful user or if you have a screen protector that prevents cracking, this is a pretty good choice. It does require a hefty $39.99, but it is lightweight, looks great, and provides necessary support.

You can buy the Tech21 Evo Check here.

PureView Clear Case – Silk

Silk

If you’re not a fan of the Tech21 Evo Check either due to its high price point or visible logo, you’ll likely be a fan of the PureView Clear Case. Like the name suggests, it is a clear case. It’s only $11.99, provides great support, and even comes with a screen protector. The fit is amazing, and the border around the rim is both great to look at and feel in your hands. This case is a no-brainer and is definitely one of the best choices for any iPhone user conscious of cost.

You can buy the Pureview Clear here.

Spectre Icon – Lunecase

Lunecase

While the Spectre Icon may not provide much protection to the front of your iPhone, it features amazing technology that utilizes electromagnets from your phone in order to display your notifications on the back of the screen. The idea is brilliant, and the cost is only $34.99, so if you’re not looking for too much protection and would rather have a more useful phone case, this is probably the case for you.

You can buy the Spectre Icon here.

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On Wednesday night right before closing time, some dirtbag criminal attempted to rob Lotions & Lace in San Bernardino, California. He must of assumed that the adult store would be an easy score, but man, oh man, was he ever wrong. Watch the would-be robber flee the scene after getting lit up with dildos.

“Really? I don’t have time for this.” What a badass. If I was working at Lotions & Lace that fateful night, I would have been too busy shitting my pants to determine if the gun was real or not. I’m all about self-preservation, so that’s not a chance that I’d be willing to take. I’d hand over all the cash, fleshlights, and edible underwear he wanted, and start working on my résumé for a position at PornHub.

But nope, not these feisty broads. Instead of giving in to the thief’s demands, they started peppering him with dildos. That was a rapid fire clinic like Buddy the Elf in a snowball fight to make that coward run for the hills.

Great job, ladies. Let’s hope management gives you both hefty raises and top-of-the-line sybians to reward you for your courageous deeds.

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With my last semester coming to a close, college life is almost over for me. I’ve learned quite a bit of educational jargon and primarily left my partying at home. But I’m sure once I finally leave the classroom for good, I’ll probably miss the college days. I’m definitely not the same boy that first stepped into a college classroom when I was 18. I didn’t attend a “sleep away” university, so much of the college legend was lost on me but that doesn’t have to ring true to you. I’ve arranged a list of the sweetest colleges to apply to in New York. If you’re looking for the best colleges to attend then, my friend, you’ve stumbled onto the best article possible.

Still haven’t made your decision on which New York college to apply to? I’m here to help. Here’s a list of the top five colleges in NY that are simply too sweet to pass up. And when you finally get that degree, you’re gonna know who to thank.

Columbia University

Student Ranked (based on reviews): 10
Academics: 9
Parties: 8
Sports: 3
Acceptance Rate: 6%
Average Tuition: $69,084 per year (full sticker price), $25,778 (after grants & scholarships)

Right in the heart of New York City, you can find your future path in life through Columbia University. Did you know that Barry O attended this university? That’s right! Our current (at least for now) president, Barack Obama, is a 1983 graduate of this university. This college definitely has presidential implications. Jim Carroll, who wrote the novel The Basketball Diaries, also attended this university. You may remember that drug-induced coming-of-age drama because it inspired a classic ’90s film, which starred Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg. And did you know the guy who directed Scarface graduated from this university? That’s right! Brian De Palma, the director who encouraged the world to say “hello” to Tony Montana’s little friend, is a graduate of Columbia. It will be very competitive applying for this school, though it will be worth it if you get in. This is one of the most prestigious universities in the entire world, plus their parties aren’t too shabby either. It may be a bit pricey, but what isn’t in NYC? Seriously, New York City is freakin’ expensive in general. But you’ll be in good company. There will be some serious shoes for you to fill considering all of the famous people who’ve walked through Columbia.

Colgate University

Student Ranked (based on reviews): 9
Academics: 6
Most Bang For Your Buck (Best Value): 8
Parties: 10
Sports: 10
Acceptance Rate: 28.7%
Average Tuition: $51,955 (tuition & fees), $67,290 (including room and board, books, etc.)

Now, this is what I’m talking about! Here is a college with both a calm, scenic view and a rowdy party culture. The campus itself looks absolutely gorgeous, like something from a postcard. This will be a beautiful school for you to both enjoy the view and party. This college is such a party school that it produced the “Broken Lizards” comedy troupe (they made awesome movies like Super Troopers, Beer Fest, and Club Dread). The guy who created “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” also attended this university. I wonder if he was inspired to give Rudolph a red nose after living through Colgate’s prevalent party scene. I imagine a red-in-the-face drunken frat boy may have been of some inspiration (though that’s only a wild guess). And if you really like college sports, here is the number three sports college in the entire state. If you’re a jock or a party animal, this is the college to attend. And their academics are pretty top notch too. Colgate University has so much to offer from parties to education to sports. What are you waiting for? Time to have an awesome college experience!

Cornell University

Student Ranked (based on reviews): 8
Academics: 8
Parties: 6
Sports: 9
Acceptance Rate: 14%
Average Tuition: $50,953 (endowed colleges), $34,209 (land grant, in-state student)

Speaking of scenic beauty: Cornell is a portrait of wonder in New York. You’ll be right next to Pennsylvania, too. The sight is simply glorious to view. HBO political pundit Bill Maher attended this university, where he smoked so much pot (seriously, this guy burns it up). This college may not be the best at parties, but I’m sure you’ll find some fun somewhere (Bill Maher certainly did). Arguably, the most famous Superman in history attended this university. That’s right! Christopher Reeves is an alumnus of Cornell. So, if you’re looking to have a super time at college then look no further. You’ll be immersed in a truly beautiful setting.

Hamilton College

Student Ranked (based on reviews): 6
Academics: 7
Parties: 7
Sports: 4
Acceptance Rate: 26%
Average Tuition: $51,240

Hamilton College is another beautiful place to rest your bones and work on your career aspirations. I know I skipped number four on the student rankings for best colleges in New York, but that’s only because #7 is Barnard College, which is a private all-female college. So, since this article is aimed towards the bros, I’ve skipped down to Hamilton. One college freshman said, “I have no regrets about Hamilton. I love the small classes and sense of community on campus. The professors are great and so are the classes. As a freshman, I have had a much easier time adjusting to this school than many of my other friends at other colleges. The people are just very welcoming and friendly.” Entering college for the first time can be stressful, but according to that freshman, he or she adjusted fairly easily to life in Hamilton College. That freshman also had no regrets during his or her time on campus (which plenty of us simply cannot say).

New York University (NYU)

Student Ranked (based on reviews): 5
Academics: 5
Parties: 9
Sports: 1
Acceptance Rate: 33%
Average Tuition: >$63,472 per year

Here is another university right in the beating heart of New York City. If you love city life and love to party then this is the right college for you. This university has 18 schools and colleges with a great catalog of courses from the arts to the sciences to the business world. This university has excellent programs to make sure you’re on the right path for success. NYU may also be the best party school in all of New York City. You’ll have a quality education at your fingertips plus an awesome party culture at a school where you can mingle and meet new friends. You may even meet that special someone here. Who knows? Party schools sound a lot less prudish by nature. What are you waiting for? It’s time to put your thinking cap on, get smart, and party!

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Remember Uncharted? Remember the games in which enemies would flood the area after solving a ruin-based puzzle? I ‘memba. Well, not only did those memorable moments get a massive upgrade in Uncharted 4‘s new co-op mode, but Naughty Dog recently made the announcement that this new content, titled “Survival,” is free to play. That’s right free DLC. Maybe 2016 isn’t so bad after all.

“Survival” features up two new maps, including the iconic trainwreck location from Uncharted 2. Players can choose to partner up or go solo against a 50-wave shoot-out of enemies, each one followed by a boss battle against an undead pirate of Captain Avery’s crew. Those familiar with the main story of Uncharted 4 will recognize some pirate names, but might not understand why they start using magic.

What’s Included In “Survival Mode” Free DLC?

• Five different objectives: Survival (eliminate all enemies), Siege (kill enemies from a specific location), Treasure Race (find and collect specific listed treasures), Marked Man (eliminate a certain target), and Boss Waves (eliminate pirate ghosts).
• Each pirate boss gets a cinematic preview.
• New skins.
• New weapons. Classic and New including a heavy type weapon.
• Two new maps. Trainwreck and Prison
• 10 new levels. (For Multiplayer)

Vida Guerra’s Instagram

Some of you young bucks that visit the site may not know who Vida Guerra is, but she is a legend in the modeling/hip-hop game. The 42-year-old from Havana, Cuba has posed in a ton of different magazines over her career including Playboy, FHM, DUB, and Smooth.

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Vida is also well-known for her work in music videos, as she might be the greatest video vixen of all-time. Some of her most popular appearances were in Nelly, P. Diddy, and Murphy Lee’s “Shake Ya Tailfeather,” Kanye West’s “The New Workout Plan,” and Chappelle’s Show’s “(I Wanna) Piss On You.”

While other models would’ve hung it up years ago, Vida is showing no signs of slowing down, as her new photo shoot with Kevin Martin is hotter than molten lava. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a gallery with pictures from Vida’s shoot with Martin, along with some other recent hits from her Instagram thrown in for good measure.

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Ryan Burdette is a 22-year-old man from Florida, who had money in his pocket and lust in his heart. Like a horny idiot, he was busted in a prostitution sting last week after getting tricked by a Backpage ad. Burdette thought he was chatting with a hooker, but it was really an undercover detective.

Via The Smoking Gun, here’s how everything went so badly for Burdette.

After meeting up at a Residence Inn in Port St. Lucie, Burdette allegedly negotiated with the female undercover and arrived at a price of $34 for an act detailed in a probable cause affidavit.

Sadly, the court filing does not further describe the negotiation’s opening offer, counter proposal, or how the pair settled on such an odd price. Or if the accused john drove a hard bargain.

Burdette was charged with soliciting prostitution, a misdemeanor.

I don’t even know if I’m allowed to type out what Burdette was looking to purchase. Let’s just say that it involved an eggplant emjoi, a squirt emoji, and the undercover detective’s chest.

While I’m sure Burdette is super bummed and embarrassed that he got caught soliciting a prostitute, he shouldn’t be too hard on himself. He showed some real business acumen brokering a sex act of that caliber for just $34. His phone’s probably already blowing up with offers from employers all over the world, itching to lock up such a shrewd negotiator. A penny saved is a penny earned, and that principle applies in everything from buying stock to buying sex acts.

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The 2-11 Jacksonville Jaguars are running a promotion for a singles tailgate before their game against the Tennessee Titans on Christmas Eve. Outside of drinking too much egg nog, passing out, and pissing your pants in church, this has gotta be the most embarrassing thing you can possibly do on Christmas Eve.

Jacksonville Jaguars

I know there are a lot of lonely people out there that get pretty miserable around the holidays, but this is where I have to draw the line. If you are in the Jacksonville area and even remotely considering attending this event, you need to just bite the bullet and become a crazy cat guy or lady. Head down to your local pet store, pick up a dozen fur balls, and start making the necessary transition like a self-respecting adult. The world needs ditch diggers too.

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If you’re looking to enjoy your 4 years in college, it’s hard to beat the typical 80 degrees and sunny weather that Georgia has in the Fall and Spring. And for those of you concerned about the other type of degrees, Georgia also has numerous colleges with excellent academics .

As an Emory University graduate, I’m biased as to thinking it’s the best school in Georgia. With a top-20 ranking in national universities, a decent social scene and a great location in the beautiful Druid Hills subsection of Atlanta, Emory has a lot going for it. But if having a football team is important to you, then I’d suggest you avoid Emory and instead check out fellow Atlanta school Georgia Tech and the University of Georgia.

My point is there are numerous solid schools in Georgia, so depending on what matters to you one might be the right for you. Here are the top 5 with brief descriptions of each.

Savannah College of Art & Design

Sports: 2
Parties: 6
Location: 8
Academics: 6
Acceptance Rate: 69%
Average Tuition: $35,190/year

If you’re an artsy type of person looking to study something like animation or special effects then SCAD is a place worth considering. But if you’re looking for a traditional southern school then this obviously isn’t the place for you.

SCAD is a private school that hasn’t been around that long, having been founded in 1978. Being located in Savannah, one of the most fun cities in the South, is definitely a huge draw and the kids who go here are a fun-loving bunch.

Not much in terms of sports to speak of at SCAD.

Georgia Southern University

Sports: 7
Parties: 6
Location: 3
Academics: 6
Acceptance Rate: 63%
Average Tuition:$6,273 / year in-state, $16,847 / year out-of-state

Georgia Southern is a public school with 18,000 undergrads in the city of Statesboro in (shocker) southern Georgia. While the location isn’t ideal, it has a very collegiate-feeling campus with a lot going on.

One of the big appeals to Georgia Southern is the presence of division 1 sports, with the Golden Eagles competing in the Sun Belt Conference.

Georgia Southern’s inexpensive price tag make it’s a solid value, especially if you’re from Georgia.

University of Georgia

Sports: 9
Parties: 9
Location: 8
Academics: 8
Acceptance Rate: 53%
Average Tuition: $11,634 in-state/ $29,844 out-of-state

The pride and joy of Georgia, located in the awesome city of Athens.

Georgia has a massive campus with all the excesses of SEC football culture. Expect ruckus pregames for the school’s beloved Bulldogs, though their team perpetually disappoints.

Even when it’s not football season the party scene is fantastic at UGA, with a heavy dose of greek life and a solid bar scene near campus.

Though it’s not quite on the level of a Virginia or Michigan in terms of academic, it’s certainly a reputable large public university, earning the #56 slot on the 2016 edition of the US News & World Report national university rankings.

Georgia Institute of Technology

Sports: 8
Parties: 5
Location: 10
Academics: 9
Acceptance Rate: 25%
Average Tuition: $10,106 in-state/ $30,904 out-of-state

Georgia Tech is the premier technical school in the south, so you’re going to have to be incredibly bright to get in.

The location in midtown Atlanta is as good as it gets. Plus unlike Emory, Georgia Tech has a big-time division 1 sports program that plays in the ACC. But in a city with so much else going on, Georgia Tech doesn’t have the kind of football culture that you’ll find at UGA.

A lot of the students at Georgia Tech are very studious so the social scene is lacking. You’re going to need to venture off campus for fun, but being in the heart of Atlanta you won’t have to go too far.

Emory University

Sports: 5
Parties: 7
Location: 9
Academics: 9
Acceptance Rate: 25%
Average Tuition:$47,300

Emory is my alma mater but I’ll try to be fair in assessing its pros and cons.

Emory has as beautiful a campus as you’ll find in the country, and it is located in a luxurious suburban setting in the Druid Hills section of Atlanta.

Greek life dominates the social scene at Emory and for such a strong academic school Emory’s social scene could be much worse (See: Georgia Tech). However, the administration has been cracking down on greek life in the past few years so it’s become a less attractive option for kids looking for a work hard, play hard college experience .

Emory feels highly insulated from southern culture, for better and worse,  due to the fact that there are a lot of students from both the northeast and abroad. This type of bubble is how you end up with students making national headlines for protesting Donald Trump’s name written in chalk in a state that he ultimately carried.

The lack of a football team means that school spirit is mostly lacking. The school does compete in division III however, and has superb basketball, tennis and soccer programs,  although most students hardly notice.

Its size of 7,000 undergrads means you get the resources of a larger school with the personal touch you’d expect of a smaller one. While any Emory degree is solid, Emory’s highly ranked Goizueta Business School and pre-med programs are the true standouts.

Despite its drawbacks, the fact is that Emory is in the conversation of the best private universities in the south along with Duke and Vanderbilt. Its reputation along with its the weather and location is a pretty great combination.

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With the college football regular season over, NFL fans get the special treat of a primetime Saturday game tonight. Unfortunately for all of us that games involves the pitiful New York Jets, who take on the Miami Dolphins sans Ryan Tannehill. But beggars can’t be choosers and us NFL fiends will take whatever football we can get on a Saturday as an appetizer for Sunday’s massive slate.

Unlike the Jets, the Dolphins have actually been competent this season and at 8-5 are on the cusp of a wild card berth, which would mark their first playoff appearance since 2008. Last week Miami beat the Cardinals in a thriller 26-23 after a last-second field goal, but lost Tannehill to a torn ACL. Veteran Matt Moore will fill in for Tannehill, and you can expect the Dolphins to continue to ride impressive running back Jay Ajayi on offense.

The Jets come in at 4-9 after a win last week against the equally inept 49ers. 2015 fourth-round pick Bryce Petty will be behind center for his third start of the season. Running back Bilal Powell figures to get a heavy workload in the backfield in the absence of Matt Forte.

The game begins at 8:25 and will be broadcast on NFL Network. The Jets are currently 2.5 point home underdogs, but I’d certainly think twice before wagering hard-earned money on them.

For those of you who don’t have NFL Network, below are some alternate ways to watch this AFC East matchup.

Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Viewing Details

Date: Saturday, December 17, 2016
Time: 8:25 P.M. ET
Location: MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey
TV Channel: NFL Network

How to Watch Dolphins vs. Jets Live Stream Online & Mobile

The Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets game will begin at 8:25 P.M. ET and can be watched online on NFL Game Pass. You can start a 7-day free trial here.

Other than watching the game on NFL Network, the only way to live stream the Atlanta Falcons vs. Denver Broncos game is on the NFL’s mobile app or DirecTV’s Sunday NFL Ticket,.

NFL Mobile App

Streaming on smartphones is only available to Verizon wireless customers, who can watch for free via the NFL Mobile App. You can download the app for free at App Store, Google Play, and Microsoft App Store. A subscription is required for the NFL Mobile App.

DirecTV’s Sunday NFL Ticket app

You can also live stream the Dolphins-Jets game on the NFL Sunday Ticket app. You can download the NFL Sunday Ticket App on the App Store and Google Play.

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The superstars of WWE’s Raw brand are set to tear down the house in Pittsburgh for Sunday’s WWE Roadblock: End of the Line. These violent competitors will look to end the year on a high note and leave the PPG Paints Arena victoriously. But who will win and who will lose? Will Roman Reigns dethrone the loudmouth Kevin Owens? And if that happens, will the audience riot? WWE is a strange place, where the bad guys are often cheered and one certain good guy almost always get his ass booed out of the arena (I’m looking at you, Roman). But the under-card looks to be promising as well with cruiserweight action, more antics from Y2J, and the first-ever “iron woman” match between Charlotte and Raw’s Women’s Champion Sasha Banks. Get ready to rumble this Sunday night.

Look out for a high-flying extravaganza with a triple threat match between Cruiserweight Champion Rich Swann against two former champions in the form of TJ Perkins and Brian Kendrick. We will also have a modern day “David vs. Goliath” story in the form of the “underdog from the underground” Sami Zayn putting his very body on the line against the imposing bone-crusher known as Braun Strowman. And who could forget The New Day? Seriously, those guys are awesome. They’ll be eating plenty of Booty-Os cereal to prepare for their match against Cesaro and Sheamus. And will Chris Jericho finally get retribution after taking all those pedigrees from Y2J? Will Sasha silence Charlotte for good? And will the WWE throw their top title on the most hated “good guy” of all time again? Oh, yeah, he isn’t “a good guy” or “a bad guy,” he’s “the guy.” But then again, Raw is still the Kevin Owens Show.

Time to take a look into the crystal ball of predictions for WWE Roadblock: End of the Line…

WWE Roadblock: End of the Line 2016 Viewing Details

Date: Sunday, December 18, 2016
Time: 7:00 P.M. EST/ 4:00 P.M. PST
TV Channel: WWE Network / Pay-Per-View
Location: PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Main Event: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship

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Kevin Owens will be putting up a lot more than the big red strap on the line in this one. Owens will be putting his pride on the line. He wants to end the year as WWE Universal Champion, but will Roman Reigns let him? He just might. Reigns has been on a hot streak and has no real competition in Raw’s mid card division. Roman is still a huge star, and WWE definitely wants to capitalize on that as much as they can. The Guy may just claim that big red belt.

But what if Roman Reigns wins? He’d get booed out of the building. WWE would be going back in time to last year when they had enough faith in Reigns to give him the top title. WWE needs to be going forward, not turning back to past plans. Owens has been on his own hot streak as well. Kevin is one of WWE’s most entertaining champions in a long time. He’s very charismatic, athletic for his size, and the fans seem to dig this guy despite him being a bad guy. It seems like they despise The Guy and cheer our current Universal Champion like he’s some kind of good guy. WWE shouldn’t end the year repeating past mistakes. He’ll just have to learn to make due with the United States Championship. That secondary title is becoming more and more irrelevant. Reigns needs a credible challenger for that title, and Owens needs to move onto a feud with his former best friend Y2J.

Prediction: Kevin Owens retains the WWE Universal Championship after defeating Roman Reigns

Sasha Banks (c) vs. Charlotte for the WWE Raw Women’s Champion in a 30-minute Iron Man Match

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Here is a match that might end up closing the show. Charlotte and Sasha Banks have been feuding since the summer, and this particular showdown looks to be the blowout match between the two. It’s a little weird that they didn’t change the name to the “Iron Woman” match for this occasion. But either way, this match is shaping up to be a modern day classic. Expect a lot of drama and intensity in this contest. Charlotte will be a she-beast hungry to bring the gold back home. Meanwhile, Sasha Banks will be a strong and defiant champion and will stomp down on any opponent trying to capture her red and white sparkling championship. This one will be a close call, as both women are as tough as iron.

Can Charlotte conquer “The Boss”? Or will Sasha strike down Charlotte and end the feud for good? Over the space of several months, Sasha Banks became a three-time WWE Raw Women’s Champion, as she traded the title back and forth with Charlotte. The WWE can’t keep playing hot potato with their Raw Women’s Championship, that only devalues the gold. That means this match will need to go to The Boss.

Prediction: Sasha Banks retains the WWE Raw Women’s Championship after defeating Charlotte

Seth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho

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Y2J and Seth Rollins are once again at each others’ throats. Rollins wants to take out Y2J once and for all and finally move onto seeking vengeance against Triple H. But Jericho is no pushover, he’ll be putting up one hell of a fight to shut up Seth for good. Both men are highly accomplished in-ring technicians. Each competitor will leave it all in the ring this Sunday night. But who will come out on top?

I’d expect another failed attempt by Kevin Owens to get involved in this match. They need to keep Rollins strong so that he can be a credible threat to win the Royal Rumble match next month. Meanwhile, Owens once again costing Y2J a match will just build tensions between these two to a boiling point. Expect Jericho and Owens feud to go into WrestleMania 33 with or without the WWE Universal Championship up for grabs.

Prediction: Seth Rollins defeats Chris Jericho

The New Day (c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

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The New Day are the longest reigning tag team champions in the history of WWE. And now, they’re up for a big challenge when the tandem of Sheamus & Cesaro is looking to knock off this highly-decorated trio. The New Day is currently the most charismatic force in the WWE. Do Cesaro & Sheamus have enough strength to put down such vibrant charisma and talent? And will they be the ones who finally end the reign of the longest reigning tag team champions of all time? Or will WWE’s resident unicorns pull off a victory of mythic proportions?

Last Monday, The New Day defeated Demolition’s record for longest reigning champions. But if they outlast Sheamus & Cesaro, they will extend their prestigious reign. And if they hold onto the straps until the end of the year then they will be champions for over 500 days. That 500-day mark is a significant achievement in and of itself. And doesn’t everybody want to see The New Day show up at the WWE New Year’s Eve party with the tag team gold over their shoulders? This match goes to The New Day, baeeebbbyyyy!

Prediction: The New Days retains the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship after defeating Cesaro & Sheamus

Rich Swann (c) vs. Brian Kendrick vs. TJ Perkins for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

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Expect this match to be a fast-paced, thrill-seeking contest between three of the best wrestlers on the planet. The Cruiserweight division may be a bit of an afterthought on Monday Night Raw, but on Sunday night, they’ll show why this division is one to watch. I predict this match to be a wrestling clinic that will be on fan’s minds long after the bell rings. But who will come out of this match as the WWE Cruiserweight Champion?

Much like the WWE Raw Women’s Championship, WWE can’t keep playing hot potato with their Cruiserweight gold. Rich Swann is still new to many people, and they can’t just give him a throw-away title reign. That hurts Swann, but hurts the division even more. Kendrick and Perkins are already built up as faces of the division, but they’ll also need to shine because it’s been a lackluster entity on Monday nights. Even though Kendrick and Perkins have been battling each other quite a bit lately, it’d be interesting to see more drama between these two after the conclusion of this match. Meanwhile, WWE will need to promote more fresh faces in their Cruiserweight division for people to actually pay attention to those high-flying and mat-based little guys.

Prediction: Rich Swann retains the WWE Cruiserweight Championship after defeating TJ Perkins and Brian Kendrick

Sami Zayn vs. Braun Strowman

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Here is another take on the “David vs. Goliath” story. Sami Zayn seems to be taking on an impossible task. He’ll be attempting to overcome a mountain of a man in the form of Braun Strowman. Sami has so many doubters from Mick Foley to many in the crowd who think that the “underdog of the underground” simply cannot pull off a victory against this monster. But they are still many fans out there will believe in the little guy in his fight against insurmountable odds.

But who will come out on top? I expect Strowman to dominant a decent portion of the match. But Sami is a tough guy, he can take what Strowman dishes out. And I’m certain that Sami will make a strong comeback and rattle the big man. But Strowman’s strength will make the fans cringe and he will nearly decimate Zayn. However, I expect a shock victory by Sami when we least expect it. Believe in the underdog!

Prediction: Sami Zayn defeats Braun Strowman

Kickoff Match: Rusev vs. Big Cass

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Expect a hard-hitting brawl for WWE’s kickoff show. They’ll want to draw in fans for Roadblock, so expect this one to be highly entertaining. Cass will be looking for revenge after Rusev messed up his boy Enzo Amore in a hotel room. And Rusev will be looking to defend the honor of his wife, as the team of Enzo & Cass haven’t been too considerate of Rusev’s marriage vows (especially Enzo). But who will win? I expect several near falls, but ultimately, a win by Big Cass will prolong the feud and provide a measure of retribution for the tandem of Enzo & Cass.

Prediction: Big Cass defeats Rusev

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Newly released video footage has revealed to the world just how much of a despicable scumbag Oklahoma Sooners running back Joe Mixon is. On July 25, 2014, Mixon punched Amelia Molitor in the face at Pickleman’s Gourmet Cafe in Norman, Oklahoma. Molitor is presently suing Mixon, and the Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled that the surveillance video of the assault must be released to the public.

Friday evening, the footage was finally released. Watch the disturbing video below.

Absolutely disgusting. It’s a damn shame that Mixon was able to weasel his way out of jail time, as he took a plea bargain back in October of 2014. Let’s just hope that Molitor is able to take him for every penny that he’s worth for getting so viciously attacked. Molitor had four bones in her face broken after being hit by the 6’1″ 226 pound running back.

Mixon was suspended for the entire 2014 football season, but he was able to play in both 2015 and 2016. That is total bullshit, and Bob Stoops can go f*ck himself for keeping Mixon on the team. Have an ounce of moral fiber in your body, you corrupt bastard.

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UFC on FOX 22: Paige VanZant vs. Michelle Waterson takes place Saturday, December 17, in Sacramento, California. The main event will begin at 8:00 P.M. EST/5:00 P.M. PST at the Golden 1 Center.

VanZant (the number eight strawweight in the world) will enter as the favorite, with an overall record of 7-2-0. Waterson (#12 straweight in the world) boasts a 13-4-0 line. Both fighters share several qualities, including height, weight, and arm reach. The noticeable difference is in leg reach, where VanZant overwhelms Waterson by 37 inches. This should give VanZant or “12 gauge,” a considerable advantage in how she utilizes her kicks.

UFC on FOX 22: Fight Time, TV Channel & Viewing Details

Event: UFC Fight Night on FOX 22: “VanZant vs. Waterson”
Date: Saturday, December 17, 2016
FOX Main Card Time: 8:00 P.M. EST
FS1 Prelims Time: 5:00P.M. EST
Fight Pass Early Prelims Time: 3:30 P.M. EST
Location: Golden 1 Center | Sacramento, California
Broadcast: FOX, FOX Sports 1, UFC Fight Pass

UFC Fight Pass

UFC on FOX 22 can be streamed online at UFC Fight Pass on UFC.TV. The Fight Pass subscription service offers one-month, six-month and 12-month options. You can also start a 30-day free trial.

UFC.TV App

The early preliminary rounds can also be seen on UFC Fight Pass on UFC.TV starting at 3:30 P.M. EST. Additionally, there is the free UFC app (iTunes | Google Play Store) but both require a subscription to Fight Pass. The secondary prelims are available on FOX Sports 1.

Cable Subscription

The main and secondary preliminary events will be available on FOX and FOX Sports 1 beginning at 5:00P.M. EST, so all cable subscribers will be able to view the fights for free.

UFC on FOX 22- Fight Card

Main Card (FOX 8:00 P.M. EST)

Paige VanZant vs. Michelle Waterson
Mickey Gall vs. Sage Northcutt
Urijah Faber vs. Brad Pickett
Alan Jouban vs. Mike Perry

Preliminary Card (FS1 5:00 P.M. EST)

Paul Craig vs. Luis Henrique da Silva
Mizuto Hirota vs. Cole Miller
Bryan Barberena vs. Colby Covington
Alex Morono vs. James Moontasri
Josh Emmett vs. Scott Holtzman
Irene Aldana vs. Leslie Smith

Preliminary Card (Fight Pass 3:30 P.M. EST)

Takeya Mizugaki vs. Eddie Wineland
Hector Sandoval vs. Fredy Serrano
Sultan Aliev vs. Bojan Velickovic

UFC on FOX 22 Video Preview

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Earlier this week, a United States Naval underwater drone was seized by China in the South China Sea. If you’re unfamiliar with this story, click below to get the scoop. But then please rejoin us, so we can laugh at President-elect Donald Trump’s dumbass.

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Were you wondering what Trump thought about China seizing one of our drones? Here’s how he so eloquently put it on his Twitter earlier today.

These are screenshots of Trump’s tweet because he would later realize that he’s a goddamn moron and fix the typo. Here is the revised tweet that remains at the top of his page.

On one hand, I feel like I shouldn’t be too hard on Trump. God knows I’ve made a ton of careless typos over the years, and I never even sniffed a spelling bee title in my entire academic career. But then again, I’m not going to be the next f*cking President of the United States! All I can picture is Trump firing out that tweet while sitting on the toilet, trying to phonetically sound out unprecedented like he’s Billy Madison.

Unsurprisingly, Twitter had a field day with Trump’s typo. Here are some of the best tweets about his embarrassing blunder.

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A video is currently going viral of CeeLo Green having a little bit of cell phone trouble in a recording studio. While working on some new jams, Green’s phone blows up in his face and knocks him to the ground.

First things first, if I had to bet on this video being real, I’d wager that it was fake. Nobody has heard from CeeLo’s camp regarding the incident, and the whole thing just seems fishy to me. It appears way too contrived and that has my spidey senses for bullshit tingling. Plus, the goddamn TVs are showing the ending to The Usual Suspects, which is a major red flag.

I thought about not posting the video at all given its dubious legitimacy, but the video has been featured on a million other sites and it’s already quite literally blowing up. Samsung was even briefly the number one trending topic on Twitter, as many people were assuming that it was a Galaxy S7 that almost blew CeeLo’s ass to smithereens.

Even though I think it’s all a hoax, I still laugh hysterically watching CeeLo fall off his chair like that. He might have the funniest body type in the history of recorded music.

But if this video is actually real and CeeLo is truly hurt, let me apologize in advance. Get well soon, big man. And here’s a hearty “F*ck You” to that diabolical cell phone.