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Both Halloween and Election Day are rapidly approaching, and some passionate Instagram users have found a hilarious way to celebrate this festive season. I usually just eat an entire bag of candy corn while watching the debates, but these people are way more creative than me.

They are putting a spin on classic jack-o’-lanterns by making the pumpkins look like Donald Trump. The porch decorations are aptly called Trumpkins, and they are pretty damn cool. Some of these actually look like him too, as pumpkins and The Donald are both a vibrant shade of orange. Thankfully, Trumpkins are inanimate, so the creators don’t have to worry about any p*ssies being inappropriately grabbed on their property. That’d be a messy lawsuit.

Now that you’ve been briefed on the fall trend that’s sweeping the nation, enjoy a gallery of the best Trumpkins on the internet. Let’s make Halloween great again.

Oh, America. You beautifully demented piece of flame-engulfed art. You never cease to amaze me. Sure, I probably should have seen this coming — we all should have — but there’s just something about the ‘sexy undecided voter costume’ that’s still blowing my mind. First the Kim Kardashian robbery costume, and now this.

Online lingerie retailer Yandy is now selling a “sexy undecided voter” costume. Obviously, it isn’t called a Ken Bone costume, cause then they’d have to pay the man. According to the product description, for a mere $99.95 (?!?!?) , the costume comes with  “an iconic red crop top with cap sleeves, a white cropped undershirt, blue high waisted pants with a back zipper closure, the must-have mustache, black glasses and, of course, a microphone.”

F*cking Halloween and the Presidential election from hell are on a crash course, and the result is this epic Ken Bone costume. I know if I saw a chick in the bar rocking this, I’d know two things about her: A) she’s a true American, and B) she likes to BONE (haha, I nailed it, awesome joke Eric).

I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope the Ken Bone meme has enough steam to last through till the end of the election.

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We’ve scoured the nation to find the smartest, coolest, all-around most awesome college girls in the country, and we’re bringing them straight to you. In fact, we’re publishing four girls a day every day until we run out… which is a lot of days, TBH. You can thank me later.

From Sports Journalism to Biochemistry and Kappa Alpha Theta to the Society of Women’s Engineers (SWE), it’s pretty safe to say that their interests are vastly different. Yet each girl is repping her school with pride and hoping to take home the coveted title of Miss COED 2017.

Without further ado, meet the next group of contestants. Who are you voting for?!

Think you have what it takes to rep your school? Submit to be part of the Miss COED 2017 competition today!

Olivia Penna, Colorado State University

“I major in Health and Exercise Science with a concentration in Sports Medicine, and I am determined to be a successful physical therapist!”

See Olivia Penna’s full profile here.

Greta Gohring, Colorado State University

“I major in Biomedical Engineering with Chemical and Biological Engineering as a dual degree. After receiving my Bachelor’s, I hope to go into research with a company to help develop ways to regenerate nerves.”

See Greta Gohring’s full profile here.

Alexandra Leath, Colorado State University

“I wanted to stay close to my family, but also because Fort Collins is THE most beautiful place to be in my opinion. There is just so much to do! The community here is amazing and I have made so many new friends. CSU is definitely the best place for me; it’s not too big and it’s not too small- it’s perfect.”

See Alexnadra Leath’s full profile here.

Emma Collins (Right), Colorado State University

“I love my college because the campus is beautiful and all the people seemed really laid back. It’s better then the rest because at CSU, anyone can find their place and make it their home!”

See Emma Collins’ full profile here.

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South Park‘s epic 20th season continues tonight with their fourth episode of the year, titled “Weiner’s Out.” Fans had to wait an extra week for this episode, as Comedy Central was unable to air it last week due to technical issues. In the third episode, “The Damned,” the people of South Park were still trying to track down the online troll known as Skankhunt42. After Cartman’s and Heidi Turner’s Twitter suicides, the people of South Park are closer than ever to finding the online troll. Gerald Brovlosky (Skankhunt42) was finally forced to stop trolling and destroy his computer after the Denmark athlete he was trolling actually killed herself. Tonight’s episode will pick up from there — as well as, following along with the Member Berries, and Mr. Garrison’s attempts to sabotage his own presidential bid. Plus, we will hopefully see how Denmark responds to the death of their beloved athlete.

The synopsis for tonight’s episode:

Kyle feels tremendous guilt over the rift between the boys and the girls. When he tries to bring them together, things only get worse. The boys finally band together to stand up for their rights.

If tonight’s episode tackles the infamous Donald Trump ‘p*ssy grabbing’ tapes, as well as the second presidential debate, it’s guaranteed to be absolutely hilarious. Not to mention, with South Park‘s linear story line, it is important to keep up with the episodes as they air, so make sure you find out how to live stream tonight’s episode below

“Weiner’s Out” Viewing Details

Episode Title: Weiner’s Out
Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Time: 10:00 P.M. ET/PT
Running Time: 30 minutes
TV Channel: Comedy Central

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How To Watch “Weiner’s Out” Live Stream Online

You can watch season 20, episode 4 “Weiner’s Out” of South Park online at Hulu and the official South Park website. Both options are free to use, but unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until Thursday to watch the premiere. New episodes are always delayed by a day with these two sites.

If you have to get your South Park fix on Wednesday, you can use Sling TV. Their Sling Orange package costs $20 a month and it includes access to Comedy Central. If that’s too rich for your blood, you can try out Sling TV with a free 7-day trial.

Stream “Weiner’s Out” On Phone, Tablet & Other Devices

If you’re looking to stream “Weiner’s Out” on something other than a computer, Hulu has you covered. Here’s a full list of their supported streaming devices.

Sling TV subscribers can use their Sling TV app to watch tonight’s episode on a plethora of options such as phones and tablets. You can check out their full list of compatible devices here.

“Weiner’s Out” Preview

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23-year-old Anthony Bennett signed with the Brooklyn Nets over the offseason. The 6’8″ forward is now on his fourth team in just four years in the NBA, which is unheard of for a former number one overall pick. For his career, Bennett has averaged a measly 4.2 points and 3.1 rebounds per game. So while Bennett clearly stinks at basketball and might end up as one of the biggest busts of all-time, he is awesome at cutting promos. I gotta give credit where credit is due.

As someone who got a B in Psychology 101 in college, I can tell you there’s no way in hell that was just an innocent mistake. That was a textbook example of what we in the biz like to call a Freudian slip. The Nets sucked last year, going 21-61 to post the third worst record in the NBA. It’s going to be more of the same this season, as Sportsbook is giving the Nets +125,000 odds to win the championship. They are tied with the Phoenix Suns as the biggest long shots in the league.

So make no mistake, this was no blooper from Anthony Bennett. He was just trying to save people from the horrors of watching the Nets play basketball. Unless people want their faces to melt off like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, they need to avoid the Nets at all costs.

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Tonight kicks off the start to a new NHL season, which also means my beloved Pittsburgh Penguins look to defend their title as Stanley Cup Champions, although it is not off to a hot start.

Now, I can openly admit that by no means I am a “hockey expert” per se, but I’ve acquired a better understanding of the game over the past few years, so I feel pretty good about these predictions.

Eastern Conference Preview

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The Eastern Conference starts with the defending champs, Pittsburgh. Coming off of a championship season, the only significant loss from last year’s team was defenseman Ben Lovejoy, who signed with division rival New Jersey. Although most of last year’s team has returned for another Cup run, the Penguins just lost their captain and best player in the world (Yes, he is, shut up Alex Ovechkin and Patrick Kane fans) Sidney Crosby to his third concussion. There is no timetable for Crosby’s return, but the Penguins are a deep enough team to stay in contention until he returns, which leaves the door open for a lot of teams in the East. The Washington Capitals look to finish at the top of the conference again, as last year they

The Washington Capitals look to finish at the top of the conference again, as last year they set franchise records in wins and points, and they very well could with the team they have coming back this year. Now as a diehard Penguins fan, I love as much as anyone watching the Capitals choke every year in the playoffs, but I think after another crushing playoff defeat last season, this season could be different for Washington and could be the year that three-time MVP Ovechkin makes that leap to a Conference Finals.

Speaking of teams I hate, the Philadelphia Flyers are unfortunately going to make some noise this year, and I say that because they are a relatively young team that got some much-needed playoff experience last year, and are looking to build off that success, led by captain Claude Giroux.

A team I see regressing this year is the New York Rangers, another team that I don’t care for. Listen, I know they have arguably the best goalie in the NHL in Henrik Lundqvist, but other than him there’s nobody on the roster that really wows me, and they just looked slow last year in the playoffs.

When it comes down to it, I think the East will be won by the Tampa Bay Lightning this year. They have two excellent goalies in Ben Bishop and Andrei Vasilevskiy, one of whom they may look to trade for an asset during the season, they resigned franchise cornerstones Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman to long-term deals, and they have young and up and coming players in Tyler Johnson and Jonathan Drouin. They were a game away from making the Stanley Cup last year, and two games away from winning it all the year before; they’re an experienced team who is coming into this year hungry for a championship.

Eastern Conference Playoff Teams:

Tampa Bay Lightning
Washington Capitals
Pittsburgh Penguins
New York Islanders
Florida Panthers
Philadelphia Flyers
Boston Bruins
New York Rangers

East Winner: Tampa Bay Lightning

Western Conference Preview

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To me, there are about six different teams I can see taking the West this year, and it starts with Chicago. I know they had a pretty devastating playoff loss last year to rival St. Louis, who I also think can win the conference by the way, but I just think this team is too deep and has too much playoff experience to not make a deep playoff run this year, led by reigning MVP Patrick Kane and captain Jonathan Toews. That’s not to say I think they will win the conference, it just wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit if they did.

Speaking of recent Stanley Cup winners, the Los Angeles Kings are another team not to be taken lightly, as they too have a very talented roster with a ton of playoff experience. Similar to the Blackhawks, the Kings also suffered a first round playoff exit from last season, but are looking to bounce back led by newly appointed captain Anze Kopitar.

The Dallas Stars are another I really like to make some noise in the West this year, as they finished at the top of the conference last season. The problem with Dallas is that they don’t have a reliable goalie on their highly talented roster that’s led by Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin. I think that if they can get that figured out, they should be the favorite coming out of the West.

Other teams in the West you have to take seriously are the reigning conference champions San Jose Sharks, St. Louis Blues, and the Nashville Predators with newly acquired defenseman PK Subban.

When it comes down to it, though, the team I see representing the conference in the Stanley Cup this year is the Anaheim Ducks, although I’ll never forgive them for changing the best logo in sports. I know that this may be going out on a little bit of a limb seeing how they got bounced in the first round of the playoffs last year, but they finished fourth in the conference last year, and I think that this year the puck is just going to bounce their way. I really like their roster, and I love how they brought back Randy Carlyle, who has gotten the team to a championship ten years ago.

Western Conference Playoff Teams:

Chicago Blackhawks
Dallas Stars
Anaheim Ducks
St. Louis Blues
Los Angeles Kings
Nashville Predators
San Jose Sharks
Colorado Avalanche

West Winner: Anaheim Ducks

Stanley Cup Winner: Lightning

After inventing the toys-to-life genre with its first game, Skylanders became an annual phenomenon for the next several years before slumping with last year’s clumsily-conceived vehicle-themed entry, Skylanders SuperChargers. Now that imitators Disney Infinity and Lego Dimensions have left an opening by not releasing sequels, there’s an opportunity for the franchise to reclaim its lead. And that’s just what Skylanders Imaginators does, going back to the series roots by putting co-op multiplayer at the forefront, and adding an exciting new twist by allowing players to design their own characters and doing what the series does best — capturing the imaginations of kids and young-at-heart older players.

Game: Skylanders Imaginators
Consoles: Xbox One (reviewed), PS4, Wii U, Xbox 360, PS3
Publisher: Activision
Developer: Toys for Bob
Release Date: October 13

Story has never been the strong point of Skylanders games, and that’s no different here. You can ignore the inconsequential cutscenes as you maul your way through bright, colorful levels, swapping out characters whenever one loses all its stamina. Continuous rubber-banded co-op can make some puzzles difficult, especially when you need to time jumps at the same time or get transported back to the beginning of the obstacle. Occasional frustrations, though, are nowhere near the drudgery that Superchargers forced on player two during driving sections, assigning them menial point-and-click tasks while player one did all the real work.

As players have come to expect over the years, all previous characters are playable in the current game, helping players feel confident that investments they make in buying new figures will continue to pay off in future releases. The create-a-character gimmick prompts you to buy new element-locked basis, which you place on the NFC portal and use to choose the class, face, body and weaponry to give the new hero. There’s a LittleBigPlanet-like collection-based metagame at play, with new skins popping up throughout the game as collectibles that give you more options when you hunker down on the creation tool.

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One annoying point of emphasis of the Skylanders games has always been its focus on nagging you to buy more characters in order to access locked areas. Imaginators wastes no time in making your current collection of figures feel inadequate, walling off levels that can be unlocked by certain character types and letting you know in huge block letters that a different element would be stronger in whatever area you’re in. The ability to design your own characters takes away some of the need to go out and buy new figures, but you can still expect to spend dozens — if not hundreds — of dollars after the initial purchase if you want to round up a big enough collection of figures to see all the content.

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While excellent, fresh entries — backed by well-known licenses — by its rivals made last year’s Skylanders entries seem dated and dull, a year has changed the landscape quite a bit. Lego Dimensions remains popular but committed to pricey story and character packs, and Disney has pulled the plug on Infinity altogether. Developer Toys for Bob has taken advantage of the opening by crafting the most polished and exciting entry in the series yet. As with previous Skylanders games, Imaginators is a game that hardcore gamers can easily skip, but the new game is an absolute essential for anyone looking for something to play along with inexperienced gamers, be it your own kid, a nephew or a significant other. You’ll find yourself laughing a times, you’ll celebrate together after taking down bosses and you’ll slam your controller on the floor at times. But you’ll keep wanting to come back for more, enraptured in the Imaginators spell.

ORDER: Skylanders Imaginators here

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Skylanders Imaginators Reviews Around The Web:

“Smartly builds on everything that’s come before it in the series.” –Digital Trends

“Skylanders still dominates.” –VentureBeat

“This year’s big change is the ability for players to create their own in-game Skylanders.” –Polygon

Skylanders Imaginators Screenshots

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American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare continues its awesome sixth season tonight with its fourth episode, ‘Chapter 4’! The sixth season of the FX horror anthology television series American Horror Story premiered on September 14, 2016, the first time the series has debuted outside of October in its history.  Up until the season premiere, little was known about the season’s theme. At one point, creator Ryan Murphy said the season will be “more rogue” and “dark,” in contrast to the previous season, Hotel. After the release of pictures taken from the set in Santa Clarita, it was widely speculated that the season will incorporate the infamous 1590s Roanoke Colony disappearance, which ended up being true. This was the first season not to release a subtitle before the premiere since the first season. Prior to the season premiere, it was widely reported by the media that the subtitle will be American Horror Story: The Mist. That proved to be wrong, however, as we now know it is entitled Roanoke. The premiere episode revealed the season to be depicted as a paranormal documentary entitled My Roanoke Nightmare which reenacts the experiences of a married couple who relocate to Roanoke Island, North Carolina. The season 6 finale is scheduled to air on November 16, 2016, with a seventh season already scheduled for next year.

Presented as a paranormal documentary series titled My Roanoke Nightmare, the story follows a married couple whose experiences are reenacted by actors. Shelby and Matt Miller move from Los Angeles, California to a house in Roanoke Island, North Carolina following a brutal assault which left Matt temporarily hospitalized and caused Shelby to have a miscarriage. As soon as the couple settles into their new home, strange and paranormal occurrences begin to haunt them.

Returning cast members from previous seasons include Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Denis O’Hare, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Wes Bentley, Cheyenne Jackson andAdina Porter. New additions to the cast are Cuba Gooding Jr. and André Holland. Roanoke has received generally favorable reviews, with critics noting its subdued aesthetic and pacing in comparison to earlier seasons of the series.

If this season of American Horror Story is the same length as last year’s, then that means we’re almost at the halfway point of the season, so make sure you keep up and find out how to live stream AHS below!

American Horror Story Season 6, Episode 5 Viewing Details

Episode Title: Chapter 5
Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Time: 10:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: FX
Live Stream: FXnetworks.com
Starring: Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Kathy Bates

How to Stream American Horror Story Season 6, Episode 5 On Television

Make sure that your cable or satellite provider has FX. Check your local channel listings for more information. Then just make sure you’re watching FX at 10:00 PM EST.

Watch AHS Season 6, Episode 5 Stream on Computer

If you miss American Horror Story, S06E05 tonight, the show will be made available to stream on FXnetworks.com here 24 hours after the show premieres.

Stream American Horror Story Season 6, Episode 5 on Mobile

The show should be available to watch 24 hours after the show on the FXNow App. The FXNow App is available on the App Store and Google Play. All you need to do is download the app to one of the approved devices, log in with your cable provider information, and then watch.

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I bet you’ve never seen a teacher that looks like this. I don’t know where you come from, but where I grew up (North Jersey stand up), our teachers look nothing like this. Oksana Neveselaya, a University of Kiev graduate, is unlike any teacher I’ve ever had. Which isn’t surprising, considering some Russian chicks look genetically engineered with how perfect they are. You want to talk about motivation to drag my ass to lecture? Oksana would be the grand-daddy of them all.

Mankind was lucky enough to discover Neveselaya and her jaw-dropping Instagram after a video of her teaching her math was posted on YouTube by a student. Creepy move by the kid, no doubt, but now Oksana is getting the attention she deserves.

Anyway, the 15-second video taken by the student quickly went viral and Neveselaya, who is currently based in Belarus, has since amassed thousands of followers on social media. She now has 178,000 Instagram followers. It wouldn’t surprise me if she parlayed this 15-minutes-of-internet fame into a modeling deal. She’s got that exotic model look. And as far as I can tell, she totally embraces it, saying on her Facebook that she wants to “show that sensuality and intelligence go hand in hand.”

The only question I have is what age she teaches. Using context clues — cell phone, ability to post on Youtube — you have to assume that her students are at least in middle school, right at the primetime of puberty. I could only imagine if she taught high school. There must be a lot of flippin’ and tuckin’ in that class.

Follow Oksana Neveselaya on Instagram and make yourself insanely jealous that you never had a teacher like her.

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It’s here! The second (fueeegooo) trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story just dropped. Rogue One tells the story of Jyn Erso, who leads a group of unlikely heroes to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire’s ultimate weapon of destruction. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story arrives in theaters December 16, 2016.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is an upcoming American epic space opera film directed by Gareth Edwards and written by Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy, from a story idea by visual effects supervisor John Knoll. It will be the first stand-alone Star Wars Anthology film. Set in the Star Wars universe some time after the events of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith and shortly before the events of Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope, the story will center on a group of Rebel spies on a mission to steal the plans for the Galactic Empire’s new weapon, the Death Star. After the formation of the Galactic Empire, the Rebel Alliance recruits Jyn Erso (Felicity Jones) to work with Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) and a team to steal the Death Star plans. It will star Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Ben Mendelsohn, Donnie Yen, Mads Mikkelsen, Alan Tudyk, Jiang Wen and Forest Whitaker.

The film is produced by Lucasfilm and will be distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. Principal photography began at Elstree Studios, near London during early August 2015.

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Cassandra Searles, Miss Washington 2013, who participated in the Miss USA pageant, accused Donald Trump of treating Miss USA Contestants like “property.” The former Miss USA contestant took to Facebook to tell her story, tagging all of her fellow Miss USA contestants in the post. Alongside the Facebook photo of the Miss USA “class of 2013” posing in tight mini dresses, with a grinning Trump right in the center, Searles tagged the other 43 girls from the competition, asking them, “Do y’all remember that one time we had to do our onstage introductions, but this one guy treated us like cattle and made us do it again because we didn’t look him in the eyes? Do you also remember when he then proceeded to have us lined up so he could get a closer look at his property?” She added, “Oh I forgot to mention that guy will be in the running to become the next President of the United States.” The law student added that she “loves the idea of having a misogynist as the President.”

Searles, who is now a law student, hashtagged the photo with #‎HeWillProbablySueMe, #‎iHaveWorseStoriesSoComeAtMeBro‬, and#‎Drumpf‬.

According to her Miss USA profile, Searles was born in Fort Rucker, Alabama, into a military family. She was raised by her single mother along with her two siblings. When she was 16, she moved to Washington. After high school graduation, she started a career with Sterling Bank, where she has been working for the past six years. She later enrolled at Bellevue College for her Associate’s degree and then transferred to the University of Washington-Bothell. She graduated in 2012 earning her Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration with a dual concentration in Management and Marketing. Clearly, this girl’s the full package: brains & beauty.

Searles is working with Junior Achievement, where she hopes to help young people succeed and thrive in today’s global economy. Searles’ other philanthropic efforts include Habitat for Humanity, Race for the Cure, Walk MS, and The Big Climb for The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.

So with a resume like Cassandra’s, you kinda have to take her word for it. This doesn’t seem like the type of woman who would accuse someone for the attention.

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Instagram can be overwhelming at times. There are an infinite amount of babes using the social media platform to bless us with provocative photos, but there are only so many hours in the day. Or should I say, so many hours in the day to procrastinate from real world responsibilities.

Because we are humanitarians at heart, we put in the man hours to find the sexiest ladies of Instagram. The days of wasting precious time messing around with bootleg models are long gone, as we’ve separated the wheat from the chaff. It was an extremely difficult job, but somebody had to it. From well-known modeling titans to the criminally underrated, to the up-and-comers, they are all here in their half-naked glory.

Without further ado, here are the definitive hottest women of Instagram: Volume 1. One day, this landmark piece of research will have a spot at your local library right next to those boring ass encyclopedias.

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Halloween season is finally here, and the WWE Divas sure know how to properly celebrate the occasion. It’s go big or go home in the WWE, as it’s all about making bold moves and keeping the fans entertained. Usually, this is done with top-notch wrestling in the ring or intriguing feuds between superstars, but if all else fails they can always fall back on the sex appeal of their Divas.

These super athletic and gorgeous young ladies already look stunning in their wrestling attire, so it’s practically unfair when they decide to rock Halloween costumes. Their skimpy outfits crank up the thermostat to the point where every match is an Inferno Match.

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We’ve compiled some of the Divas’ hottest Halloween looks in the gallery below, and we think you’re in for a real treat. A few of my personal favorites include Trish Stratus as Wonder Woman, Kelly Kelly as a sailor, and Eva Marie as Jessica Rabbit, but you can’t go wrong with any of them.

Crack open a Steveweiser, throw on your finest Ric Flair robe, and enjoy the photos.

Alex Trebek kind of a sneaky douche. Like, yeah he’s had a hit show for years and absolutely dominates the 7:00 P.M. time slot, but during that reign he’s also turned into a grumpy man with quick zingers that hurt. I get the feeling that Trebek is not a man people without money would enjoy hanging out with.

Take for example, what happened last night, when Alex Trebek took one of his contestants out behind a figurative woodshed and ended her life. As this poor woman was trying to describe “nerdcore hip hop” to the 76-year-old, Trebek stepped in with a joke and absolutely destroyed any/all hopes she would have of finding a boyfriend.

Kirk Figueroa has been identified as the man who shot and critically wounded two Boston Police Department officers responding to a domestic dispute last night. Figueroa, who was previously an Army Reservist, bounty hunter, and co-founder of the security firm ElitePolicing, was shot and killed during a firefight.

According to reports, Figueroa was wearing body armor and was shooting at the police with an assault rifle. The BPD also states that Figueroa fired first, indicating that he might have wanted to ambush the police. The cause of why he started the firefight is still unknown.

Thanks to the heroic efforts of some fellow police officers, two injured officers who were shot by Figueroa were dragged out of the house. The two officers (whose names are being withheld) were rushed to the hospital and taken into surgery. Although the surgery was a success, these two officers are still in “critical condition.” Our hopes are that their recovery is as swift and easy as possible.

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HOW DOES IT FEEL, YA BUNCH OF LOSER ASS AUTHORS!? The legendary Bob Dylan won the 2016 Nobel Prize in literature, and I’m sure that’s got some people confused. But my only question is why the hell did it take so long? He may not have authored some fancy pants novel, but the man is one of the greatest writers ever to put pen to paper. He is more than worthy of receiving this prestigious award, and I’ll gladly fistfight anybody who disagrees.

Via the Rolling Stone:

The Swedish Academy handed Bob Dylan a remarkable, unexpected accolade on Thursday, announcing the singer as the recipient of the 2016 Nobel Prize in literature. In a succinct statement, the Academy said Dylan deserved the honor “for having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition.” He is the first American to win the Nobel Prize in literature since Toni Morrison in 1993. Previous renowned American laureates in the literature category include William Faulkner, Ernest Hemingway and John Steinbeck.

The news was announced by the academy’s permanent secretary, Sara Danius. According to NPR, Danius called Dylan “a great poet in the English-speaking tradition,” and “a wonderful sampler – a very original sampler” during an interview following the announcement. “For 54 years now, he has been at it and reinventing himself, constantly creating a new identity,” she added.

I couldn’t agree more. To celebrate the 75-year-old Dylan’s unprecedented win, I’m going to listen to this classic on a continuous loop all day long. I’m also going to start campaigning for The Notorious B.I.G. to posthumously win the 2017 Nobel Prize in literature. The times they are a-changin, my friends.

Brace yourselves, because Harley Quinn Halloween costumes are set to be the most popular Halloween costume of 2016 by a country mile. But if that doesn’t phase you, and you still want to be Mister J’s #1 lady, we got you covered. The good news that Harley Quinn has had many different looks throughout the years, so with a little creativity and effort, you can still stand out from the sea of Harly costumes.

Harley Quinn may be the most lay-up of a Halloween costume that there’s ever been. She’s crazy, hot, fun, and super famous right now. It’s also a relatively easy costume to both put together and to pull off. Of course, makeup and hair are going to be equally important as the costume to the full Harley Quinn look. For that, you should take a peek at one of the many professional cosplayers who’ve dressed as the bad girl. But back to the Halloween costumes…

In order to help you find the best costume out there, we’ve pulled together a short, quick list of the best Harley Quinn Halloween outfits on the web. As an added bonus, we’ve even added the right links so you can shop directly from Amazon!

Make sure to act now, because you know every girl and their mother will be dressing up as Harley Quinn this year!

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Mathias Schjoelberg’s Instagram

I think we’re all familiar with the famous running swing tactic Happy Gilmore used to hit preposterously long drives. I’m also pretty sure we’ve all wasted countless perfectly good range balls trying to replicate Happy’s magic to no avail. Thankfully, professional Norwegian golfer Mathias Schjoelberg is not like the rest of us. He can successfully execute Happy’s swing while adding an amazing twist to it.

So goddamn impressive. The soccer flick, the Gilmore crow hop, and absolutely perfect contact. It doesn’t get any better.

Now that it’s clear that Schjoelberg has mastered this shot, I’m hoping he’ll continue with some more Happy Gilmore tributes. I want to see him hit a hole in one on a par 4, drill an unsuspecting lady leaning out her window, and most importantly, deposit a sub directly into a hungry fan’s suck hole.

Marina Molnar’s Twitter

On Wednesday night in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada, there was some heated junior league action going down in the OHL. The Mississauga Steelheads were whipping the Guelph Storm’s ass, and one passionate fan got so damn jacked up that he decided to climb over the boards and go onto the ice.

DOWN GOES FRAZIER! He did make a nice recovery, though. I haven’t seen so much grace and speed on the ice since the days of Kenny Wu.

His antics also lead to this hilarious picture.

It wasn’t a flawless performance, but I’d still consider it a success. I do think you have to cut him some slack for being a pioneer. People run onto the field of play all the time at other sporting events, but that’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone do it at a hockey game. There’s always going to be a learning curve when attempting bold and revolutionary ways to cause trouble. Keep your head up, you crazy Canadian bastard.

The hottest Halloween 2016 costumes are going to be gobbled up quickly–just like Halloween candy–by all the women trying to look sexy for the spooky night. That’s why it’s especially important for the ladies to choose what they’re going to wear for the holiday as soon as possible.

Truthfully, finding a hot Halloween costume can be pretty intimidating, especially considering all the options available to you. Not only do you have multiple sexy pop culture references (“Sexy Ken Bone” and “Sexy Harambe” stand out) to choose from, you’ve got the classics (like the “Sexy Cop” or “Sexy Witch”) and the obscure (“Sexy Lobster” or “Sexy Skittles”).

The thing is that the “hottest costumes” change year by year, so you’ve really got to stay on top if you’re trying to impress your friends or that guy you really like. We’ve tried to make things easier for you by giving out a couple of sexy ideas for women we think they’ll want to try out for Halloween this year.

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Feel free to check out the gallery below, and then click the link if you’re interested in buying the costume or costumes you see.